/bert/ - ciclismo

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A toast!
A toast to /bert/.

I do not like Team Time Trials
I simply don't

 >>/92512/
I am not watching. That will show them

 >>/92512/
I like them but not so much this rule where the first man decide the time. It feels less like a team time trial when one guy comes in alone.

ah it's a 
> Diet of Evening Riders
edizione, that will do very well indeed

 >>/92514/
I suppose this rule is there to help good riders on shit teams.

 >>/92460/
Can someone explain this TTT, Tr*ksels explaination cunfused the hell out of me. Its just a team time trial but individual times count for GC and etappe win right?

 >>/92516/
ye I know it's there to help the shitty teams but it just doesn't feel right to me
 >>/92518/
yep each rider's individual time is what counts for their GC but the first rider's time is what decides the team's time in regards to the stage win

 >>/92514/
I think it's nice, makes it even more tactical

Big Dan

 >>/92519/
Alright thanks. Leave it to Tr*ksel to talk absolute bollocks

Bisseger out already? uh oh

lennergy getting SR*M'd

Decathlon saved their jobbers for this?

c'est fini for elite

> wout

Lidl rapid

Del Dopo mui rapido

why is gayco one of the only team that can TTT consistently well with jobber

seixasbros...it's not looking good

next remco very rapide

 >>/92530/
Probably the only team that actually trains it.

whoa

Gloglo paranormal

movista??

Lmao cian

movistar unlocked chan uijtdebroeckxxx

watson shimano'd

 >>/92514/
what happened to the old rule taking the time of the 3rd or 5th rider?

wout laché

> watson throwing a gorillion dollar bike

wout OTL?

out of shape WOUT

hey G

Kek, he's gone. In 2 years he's retired

lmao they're playing an interview on sporza where they're saying wout needs to do the final descent into the finish while he's getting dropped

 >>/92540/
they try new TTT rules every season it seems like

W*ut is doing it on purpose so he doesn't have to ride the Le Tour

 >>/92546/
he should milk visma froome style

 >>/92542/
frameset with basebars is like 13k or something
hell even the fakes on aliX are like 2k+ I think

lol toilet

ben toilet tramadol'd out of his mind

oh no no no vismabros

Vismoids whats happening???

El toileto

I guess ben toilet was running without front break like finnbert

 >>/92555/
I'm laffin

Skjlelly bros we have to do the lead out....

SKJELMOSE-AYUSO PESQUERA, best friends forever

nobody told bora about the new rules, they ride it together like your classic TTT. 
also ayuso-skelly d'un autre planet fast.

 >>/92559/
looked stronger tbqh

Skjelmose shadow captain

 >>/92562/
Yeah, looked like the rat was going to get dropped, can't believe he wouldn't stick a wheel out if he could.

reminder that pissma was axelfraud's 5 star pick for today.

 >>/92561/
I mean the classic TTT is still the best if there's no ramp at the end to sprint. They've shown this enough in Paris Nice

 >>/92565/
 >>/92422/
not just

the fuck is wrong with the bikes today. no way dan hooligan couldn't pull all the way to the end of the descend.

close call for SEXASS

oof almost ate it

Lol its pretty clear the TTT in the Tour is going to be absolute chaos

damage control by seixas

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 >>/92571/
it's also in barcelona at night again

these helmets man

 >>/92571/
Good thing it's only 20km.

sexass humbled

 >>/92573/
> Barcelona at night
How bad is that?

 >>/92577/
> remco seething.jpg

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 >>/92577/
Very

Bertacek is the ineos mechanic today

 >>/92577/
It's a fucking disgrace

oh no no no

 >>/92579/
Looking forward to this shit. Everybody fresh, tensions high as fuck. Anything can happen

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 >>/92577/
yes

Kek vauquelin

VOKLEN instantly wanted to betray ONLEY lol

kevin seething 
shimano stocks tanking as we speak

good to know that the norwegian dopeurs suck a time trial

skelly taunting ayuso
> why didn't you pass me I was so terrible

> skelly speaking daneglish

only 2 van gils pickers

how do you even drop a chain on X1

Undisputed Bora leader Tuck Well lachee

 >>/92591/
I forgot he existed 2bqh

Why didn't watson just join visma train?

the vauquelin-onley rivalry reminds me of froome having to slave for wiggo

Merda exceptional

ineos merda
team sky culo

 >>/92596/
vauquelin is more wiggo though

affini est fini

EF extremely strong

EF pas normal

Dopeur Baudin might just keep the yellow.

what kind of stupid black helmet is jorgenson wearing

Vismoids we are so back

I squeak

 >>/92603/
a little tramadol is no biggie

 >>/92604/
A friendly nod to BBC (the broadcasting agency)

boooooooo

 >>/92565/
 >>/92567/
apologize

gross

 >>/92610/
JORGENSOHN is SUPERDOPED

> pissma apology form

Remember how smug vismoids were last year after the TT in this race?

here comes FDJ on their sunday ride

A FUCKING LEAF

Jorgenson was 1 second faster than seixas in the last climb

 >>/92617/
It was fun while it lasted but sadly Seixas is washed up and will never recover from this humiliation.

> making Squillaume TT on his birthday

i wonder what GAUDU is doing

Baudin in yellow till the friday

It's ogre

You picked Baudin right Bert ?

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 >>/92623/
yes

No biznis being this close.

he did it

kinda lame nobody tried on the first stage in hindsight

how over is it for del toro?
meanwhile matteo squeaking in French on France.tv again

UAE quite slow

 >>/92629/
The guys who can TT are doing Suisse with Pog.

we now have to wait for the arrival of wout, so they can start the ceremony.

 >>/92631/
kek

 >>/92630/
and almeida is beyond dead so that's not helping

 >>/92631/
knee needs to be balmed like a 6000 year old mummy

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I think Jorgensohn might be infectous even over screen

Berts weren't ready for cancer patient O'jorgz

 >>/92633/
Unofficial Tour Auvergne Rhone Alpes Libere Lanterne Rouge competition /bet/
> Aert 2.36
> Almeida 2.83
> Somebody else 8

Vauqeling would have won

 >>/92638/
without the Onley mechanical probably, but not if they hadn't waited for him

wout yesterday was +13:47
today he's +39:27
so being 25:40 minutes slower than jorg the bully is fine and not OTL worthy.

 >>/92638/
> ineos without watson and a mechanical for onley
> pissma without toilet and a useless wout
> still heemed full power decathlon

major cutie on the podium

 >>/92643/
genuinely exciting situation, can't wait for the mountains

Bros what did Wout give up in exchange for that Paris Roubaix

 >>/92640/
He has to be stage hunting. There's no other explanation.

 >>/92646/
he's not training anymore
could see him retire soon

 >>/92645/
He still has his hair so nothing of any great worth.

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Autismbert is last (last) at the Dolphine velodrama

 >>/92645/
the story is that he was partying a bunch and not training, he'll probably be fine by the Le Tour

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I need some sram mechanic help - I greased me freehub, and now I wanna mount the cassette again, but when I try to turn it with that special tool, it is not moving even 1mm. 

I do it like picrel in the correct direction

 >>/92651/
Shimano uses a "Verschlussring" (too lazy to look up the English word) on top of the smallest cog. can't help you with SRAM though.

 >>/92651/
sorry, it's been years since I took the cassette off my Ultimate; I had zero issues though

 >>/92645/
dude hasn’t trained a day after roubaix lol

 >>/92653/
 >>/92652/
apparently with the dt swiss exp freehubs, they are connected directly to the cassette and then that whole block just pops onto the wheel, no tools needed. weird but ok

> Uno-X reportedly send Vingegaard, Pogacar and Evenepoel images to UCI after stage winner Anthon Charmig's yellow card

top kek, seems like teams are finally fed up with the 'rules for thee but not for me' shit going on

 >>/92656/
Everyone equal and all that UCI fuck themselves allowing stars getting away with it

heh, my boy Volodymyr
as far as I am concerned, he just needs more time

Ok moved my saddle a bit forwards (was too way in the rear anyway), will see if that was a mistake.

 >>/92656/
based

 >>/92659/
bike problems weren't enough? now we're also self sabotaging

 >>/92659/
oh no knee pain ahhh

 >>/92661/
 >>/92662/
yes, well, but I had it like beyond the safety limit in the back

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like zis

 >>/92664/
I'm just messing with you, why was it so far back anyways

 >>/92665/
why not get a longer stem too

 >>/92666/
it felt comfy at first but gradually I realized I am not even sitting that much back
 >>/92667/
i'll see what the New bike™ is like in that regards and will adjust accordingly

 >>/92668/
speaking of which hows the new bike plan coming along anyways

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 >>/92669/
I'm getting the Canyon just to spite you
New stock should be available in August

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 >>/92670/
wow 
which one

 >>/92671/
https://www.canyon.com/en-de/road-bikes/endurance-bikes/endurace/cf-slx/endurace-cf-slx-8-di2/4432.html

> 4.5k gets you a 8.1kg bike in 2026

 >>/92656/
why did charmig get a yellow?

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 >>/92672/
fine then I will not argue against it

 >>/92674/
resting his forearms on the bars

 >>/92672/
very nice, which color?

 >>/92656/
as they should be because this shit happens in every single race but the uci picks and chooses when to punish it

 >>/92676/
as long as you hold the hoods is ok no? the puppy paws were the problem

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 >>/92679/
no using forearms as a point of support is the issue it doesn't matter what you touch with your hands
the aero hoods position is what's banned and gets sanctioned (whenever the UCI chooses to)

 >>/92679/
nein

 >>/92677/
Most likely white (I know, LAME), "champagne" doesn't look too bad either. Blue is not pretty.

Ok, locked up the team for Eurometropole, one of the few times I think it is good.
Even if it is not winning, there are few if like if MAGNIER is in such a form he will obliterate these hills or if BRENNAN is washed.

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 >>/92680/
you see this atleast 3 times in every single race where someone is solo

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 >>/92672/
CANYON getting Speced as in very good quality bike price go brrr after high profile success.
Although guess this price is normal today.

Also I can't get it anyways.

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 >>/92685/
What did he mean by this?

 >>/92685/
weird legs huh

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 >>/92684/
yeah every runner does it and its very awkward to get aero on a current year bike if you don't, otherwise you can't even get low without flaring your arms out to a comical degree. Ganna is a good example of that when he does a mega pull you see him in the drops with arms wide out because he must, to get his torso down he has to flare his arms out they have nowhere else to go.
They should just allow aero hoods position again it's tradition after all, we've been doing it for a century and it was always cool

 >>/92686/
The red dot is his measurment

 >>/92686/
Specialized 2015 gud bike, gud price
Specialized 2025 gud bike, stupid price
Canyon 2020 gud bike, gud price
Canyon 2030 gud bike, ???

They're on their way to fred territory.e

 >>/92684/
everybody does this (including meself), how can you ban that

 >>/92691/
we'll have to ban you now, sorry

 >>/92691/
I don't

 >>/92691/
I read that they fully enforce it in lowly amateur races too, even as low as u15

 >>/92690/
why buy a canyon if you're still stuck with proprietary parts and shite support