/bert/ - ciclismo

Tomorrow looks absolutely lame for a Napoli sprint stage, but I'm ready for the sprinters to fumble that finish to Narváez

 >>/85680/
last time they rode to Napoli we did get the mass chute and considering the weather let's expect it to happen again

 >>/85680/
Some cobbles to filter greenstreets is nice

 >>/85680/
I think the over all stage is too easy for Narvaez to win. It should be Milan vs Lund vs Magnier

 >>/85683/
hoping bad weather makes the peloton boof it and I get another break win

I've watched maybe 5 minute of this giro. When is the first real stage?

 >>/85685/
Cockhaus friday

 >>/85685/
when you see KUSS lighting up the frente you will know the real race has begun

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 >>/85686/
Abruzo, home. Also why is this stage 245km?

 >>/85688/
To make them (vingo) suffer

 >>/85688/
So we can pretend that Jonas isn't a distancelet after he wins it and that he has a shot at Lombardia.

 >>/85689/
Shitty weather too, kek we're going to see some BIG gaps

 >>/85688/
stage has got to be Superlonga if that town is on the course pal, sorry I don't make the rules

 >>/85691/
Could be kino of the highest order if there are echelons or a fall causes splits in the peloton.

 >>/85693/
Kelderman is already out so vingo is safe

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Highest level of statpadding

 >>/85688/
to make up for yesterday's stage. back in the days that length was considered normal.

 >>/85695/
Never heard about any of these mfs but the guy from my województwo, STOSZ.

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 >>/85695/
> AGRICOLA

 >>/85688/
so we can witness slurpo extreme and 0 attacks

 >>/85695/
NOLDE Tobias now that's a runner

I went r*nning, forgot to trim me toenails and came home with toes in puddle of blood
Karma

 >>/85695/
They didn't have budget to go all the way to Hungary for an actual sprinter race?

 >>/85701/
the classic

 >>/85701/
dude

 >>/85704/
I am exaggerating of course, but it's a common mistake

 >>/85701/
GRIM what the weatherpocalypse makes us do right

 >>/85706/
is it non stop rain with you guys too
my commutes have been awful

 >>/85706/
What is grim that I have basically stopped running 5 years ago but my """"speed""" has not really decreased that much. Meaning I was always SHIT.

 >>/85707/
yeah lots of rain all week and today it's almost permanent

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 >>/85701/

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 >>/85708/
this train is headed for itsovertown, next stop grimville

 >>/85711/
I need to buy powermeter (non-squeaking) for running

> Eulalio embarks on a heroic defense of the pink jersey, fueled by the Colbrelli juice of 2021
> Even so, Vingegaard slowly but surely chips away at his lead, dropping him easily in the mountains
> Eulalio keeps fighting, keeps dieseling, and somehow clings on to the lead by a handful of seconds before stage 20
> Piancavallo gets Jonas'd
> Eulalio wins the Giro
God, I would LAUGH

 >>/85712/
does your run watch not give you a watts estimation, mine does

 >>/85712/
> b*ying products
ISHYBDDT

Has it been discussed that Bernal got dropped yesterday, because his heart was about to explode?

 >>/85716/
I'm gonna need some more deets on that

 >>/85714/
it doesn't but my garmin watch is almost 10 years old

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 >>/85713/
I want to believe...

 >>/85717/
> "My legs were not hurting at all. I dropped myself because my heart rate was 190+ for 20 mins and I thought i was going to die. It was terrible. And it surprised me a lot. I don't know what it could be. I didn't even have leg pain, it was just the pulse.”
> “I don't know if the body will turn it around or not. And I am really thankful to Ben Turner otherwise I would lose minutes. Let's hope the body turns it around in the next days.”

 >>/85720/
heart damage? It's not impossible

for the first time since 2017 the volta has an avenir version again.

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 >>/85722/
I think it's been happening every year but not UCI or something

 >>/85723/
Yeah it's been cat 2.13
https://firstcycling.com/race.php?r=443

the fuck is a category 2.13?

 >>/85725/
I think it's a step below 2.2 and/or U23 focused stage race

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 >>/85716/
Curious. 190bpm is a rather low HR, no?

 >>/85727/
para ti

 >>/85727/
Golly gee, what could it be? Blood as thick as jelly.