/bert/ - ciclismo

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first for intrusive thoughts

 >>/82039/
Pondered adjusting him in last minute but I knew this would that once adjoostment to far, dodging the curse ever so slightly.
I have Maurizio Schmitt and Brapp. The alternative was Roglic and.. Voisard? Nah.
Looking at it now maybe just should have picked GODon and hope he passes the passos.

oh hey FFB is in good shape again

 >>/82047/
mail a request to fiscal and our finest paypigs might consider allowing the p*rchase using petty cash

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please watch the skoda cup. group B games with Canada, Czechia, Sweden and some guest nations will be held in this arena.

Why did the teams bother to bring tt bikes for gregarios?

Quintana wins Romandie???

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HIDDEN replaced by placeholder riders now

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4 point shitters unite

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If Tadej goes 8.7w/kg for 4 min, would he win?

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Well I am going on a ride
If the organisers wanted me to observe 3 minutes of dopage, they should have started him earlier

 >>/82073/
Van der Lee is not on the startlist Bert. I hope I don't get that disgusting dopeur Conca

 >>/82076/
oh well, not like I knew who to pick anyway

Pogi gonna get cucked by rain

 >>/82078/
was wondering why every good rider started early

DNF

grossfarter will top 3

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 >>/82073/
Asspointbros!

> Jacopo Mosca long way from Russia

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went for a nice gravel ride through Wienerwald

 >>/82084/
comfy

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 >>/82084/
nice

 >>/82086/
they had some DELICIOUS chicken, too bad nearly all of the locations closed already

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always member

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31 	Tadej Pogačar
21 	Lenny Martinez
20 	Florian Lipowitz
17 	Jørgen Nordhagen
16 	Louis Vervaeke
13 	Domen Novak
10 	Valentin Paret-Peintre
9 	Oscar Onley
8 	Albert Withen Philipsen
6 	Robert Stannard
6 	Kamil Gradek
6 	Henri-François Renard-Haquin
6 	Asbjørn Hellemose
5 	Dorian Godon
5 	Joel Suter
5 	Yannis Voisard
5 	Mauro Schmid
5 	Vegard Stake Laengen
5 	MARKEL BELOKI
5 	Robin Donzé
5 	Marco Frigo
5 	Luke Plapp
4 	JARDI CHRISTIAAN VAN DER LEE
4 	Patrick Gamper
4 	Menno Huising
4 	Andrew August
4 	Jakob Söderqvist
3 	Filip Maciejuk
3 	Steven Kruijswijk
3 	Filippo Conca
3 	Jacopo Mosca
3 	Pavel Novák
3 	Marco Schrettl
2 	Daniel Felipe Martínez
2 	Damiano Caruso
2 	Jan Tratnik
2 	Lorenzo Germani
2 	Pablo Castrillo
2 	George Bennett
2 	Adrien Boichis
2 	Jefferson Alexander Cepeda
2 	Ivo Oliveira
2 	Roland Thalmann
2 	Maxime Decomble
2 	Georg Steinhauser
1 	Jorge Arcas
1 	Ben Swift
1 	Bauke Mollema
1 	Warren Barguil
1 	David Gaudu
1 	Nairo Quintana
1 	Antonio Tiberi
1 	Maximilian Schachmann
1 	Pavel Sivakov
1 	Mattia Gaffuri
1 	Floris Van Tricht
1 	Tijmen Graat
1 	Anton Schiffer
1 	Clément Berthet
1 	NIKIAS ARNDT
1 	Primož Roglič
1 	Alexy Faure Prost
1 	Lorenzo Fortunato
1 	Davide Toneatti
1 	Vlad Van Mechelen
1 	Finn Fisher-Black

Imagine pog does a chute catastrofale today and it changes the whole next decade of cycling

 >>/82089/
Quintana believer 🙏

pogiloseslol

 >>/82092/
His vengeance will be furious tomorrow

> gaudu almost last on a punchy prologue
can't they just break contract or something

 >>/82094/
he went off the road

 >>/82089/
> 1 Primož Roglič
But we don't have a team fraudU-lance anymore

 >>/82096/
a few years ago yeah

 >>/82075/
ride? it's a nap day today

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> U-U-U-UAE!

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 >>/82098/

 >>/82100/
If you only ate more huhn schnitzels and napped harder.

 >>/82100/
the early pancakes are for the children

I got Germani. No idea who the fuck that is. He is not even German. This is some BULLSHIT man

 >>/82104/
I got some DNF merchant KENCH

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Wait Germani was 16th. Almost points but still zero. Is he doing this just to screw with me

 >>/82106/
they showed his face at the end, he was going all out to get you a few points but couldn't do it

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what the fuck, why did nobody say he was looking like a walking corpse

 >>/82108/
Sex ass already stealing his life force
it's over, VINEGAR will win the le tour

 >>/82108/
wtf he's giga hyper mega sick how did this go unnoticed

he's still winning Romandie in his sleep

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> It was (most likely) the shoe

 >>/82108/
Two Berts didn't pick him. Maybe one of them poisoned him or something... Anything for velopoints

 >>/82112/
You've got to be kidding me, the squeaking is done?!? After years??

 >>/82114/
it will come back

I was wondering why I didn't pick Godon and then I checked my team and it turns out I did. 

But why did I pick Only....

so much wind
every day
its not even fun to ride with tailwind anymore

 >>/82114/
This was a different sort of squeaking than before, the OG one is bound to come back sooner than later

 >>/82112/
so, you will never buy a product from specialized ever again

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 >>/82117/
VERY windy, and the wind is pretty cold too
On sun, you are melting, in shadows it's suddenly really cold

 >>/82120/
 >>/82112/
faahve more rides til the shoes are dead, gone

> haven't ridden since my 10 minute pr 10 days ago 
> sick just before I can ride again
This was my peak, wasn't it? I'm never going to see such power ever again

 >>/82120/
yep wind really is cool

 >>/82122/
Isn't that a sad thought? That one day, we will hit a PR and never best it? 

We may not even be aware of that day....

 >>/82124/
I'm only 35 though, with proper training (doping) I should peak at least at 45

 >>/82125/
> bert is still in his early 30s
still at least 20 years of peak performance ahead of you

 >>/82126/
some of us haven't even hit their 30s yet

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35 is middle age

 >>/82127/
nobody's perfect

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 >>/82128/
it is, yes

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oh my

About to pass the infamous bridge. I have to say every time I come to Danemark the weather is perfect. Almost like they're trying to trick me

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I only came to ciclismo in my late 20s.
(I am from a football city)

 >>/82133/
Same except I was a fat guy

 >>/82132/
Are you a Finn driving home or a Frenchman going back to his Norwegian retreat?
Either way come home white man. Denmark is beautiful in this half of the year.

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 >>/82133/
I did mtb as a kid and on top some road cycling in my early teens but somehow completely stopped riding bikes between 18 and like 27.

 >>/82135/
Latter, but I'm staying in Danemark this time.

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after a year of diagnoses my bowel problems have finally been solved, no more fear of dumoulin for me

 >>/82138/
So what's the diagnosis

 >>/82139/
colon spasms triggered by certain things like stress or hard efforts
been trialing some pills for it and it actually worked

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 >>/82138/
What was the cause?
Slurped too much semen?

 >>/82141/
atleast I never shit in the bushes like you squeaker

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 >>/82142/
Nothing brings you more in touch with the nature like doing a number 2 in the hinterlands

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 >>/82141/
certified autismbert banger

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 >>/82144/
My jokes are funny, that one doesn't even make any sense. Is that the real Bertacek or an imposter

 >>/82145/
yea

 >>/82132/
I hope you pointed to the bridge. Speaking of pointing, what happened to the Sander guy who used to point at things on Eurosport?

 >>/82147/
didnt he become a LAB employee

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 >>/82145/
I have a ghostwriter for my jokes

 >>/82148/
he left already, I think he works for eurosport again
probably tired of regurgitating plugge's bullshit

 >>/82149/
let me know if you ever tell one pal, looking forward to some humour around here for a change

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 >>/82131/
Based Lidl drip

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Stage 1

> Pogacar 1.2
> Martinez 13
> Only 15
> Lipowitz 19
> Paret 23
> Withen 23 (?)
> Roglic 34
> Schmid 34
> Champoussin 41
> Plapp 51
> Godon 51
> Rodriguez Cano 51
...
> August 81
> Martinez Povidla 101
> Gaudu 101
> Quintana 151

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What went wrong?
Besides being the son that your father didn't name after himself

Feltet spinning rumors that Vingegaard is likely to go to Ineos in the coming years.

 >>/82154/
I have no idea what that means or who that is

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 >>/82156/
It's the great Matje VACEK who is having an anus horribilis
Besides that, his father Karel named his favourite son Karel (now retired in shame) so clearly Matje is not the favourite son

 >>/82157/
he looks like the great SEPP Kuss
that was his first mistake

 >>/82157/
He always rides so passively.
Like in the walloon tour last year where he was 1 second from winning GC on the last stage and then he just kept chilling in 30th position will Strong kept attacking and taking seconds.
In the classics too, he's always there but doesn't do shit, he barely even works for mads.

> “Have genes to gain weight easily”: Evenepoel on physique and achieving ideal Tour weight

New cope just dropped

 >>/82161/
He just liek me!

boy oh boy, I sure do wonder what's going to happen on that 8.9km at 9.8% climb in Romandie today

surely in for big surprises

 >>/82163/
VPP bros this is OUR climb

 >>/82164/
Would have picked pareil-feindre but for me he was joined by the hip with Onley so didn't happen.
And nothing will happen because he is going to be G2 with 25 seconds on G3 (with Schmid, without GODon) on top just to be caught well before meta.

 >>/82163/
at least you can stop watching after today

 >>/82161/
Lmao, so do I but if I eat chicken and rice I still lose weight you fat fuck

 >>/82167/
If you eat more chicken and rice you won't

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 >>/82161/
Hehe, "big" genes!

> Decathlon is recalling several expensive racing bikes from its in-house brand Van Rysel because the stem of a specific model can break.
Seixas bros...

 >>/82161/
well this is confirmation that it really is just a w/kg issue with him, he gets dropped on any climb long or short because he's 5 kg overweight

 >>/82170/
paypigs lose again

 >>/82170/
should've produced in chyna fools

> DNS MARTINEZ

 >>/82174/
Picnig is so fucked

28% chance for none of my 4x4s to be in the 7 breakaway.
Of course I have hit it.
72% chance at least on my 4x4s would be there.
Of course I didn't hit it.

For /cyc/ overall it is almost 50-50, 17 berts have none, 19 have at least one.

 >>/82176/
Why would you not pick Vervaeke. That was the only obvious one. The rest is just random garbage

https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/startlist

Noombers for the Il Giro. Groves with #1 for some reason?

 >>/82179/
175 is the only noomber I need to know

 >>/82180/
That's where he'll be in GC?