/bert/ - ciclismo

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> Faire arriver "Paris-Camembert" à Livarot! On ne respecte plus les AOP ; Laurent Mariotte va se fâcher
Race didn't finish in the area where Camembert is being made, big scandal

 >>/75004/
phwoaa there is some DENSE cheese
or perhaps gau the rat is lighter than he looks

 >>/75004/
Livarot is a better cheese

 >>/75011/
German wikipedia article about Livarot even comes with some wine recommendations:
> Zu dem Käse passt ein Tokayer oder ein Pinot-Gris-Spätlese aus dem Elsass sehr gut. In seiner normannischen Heimat wird der Livarot mit einem Glas Calvados genossen.

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 >>/75012/
Pinot mentioned

> Remco Evenepoel denied participating in the Tour of Flanders yet again on Sunday, but the chance that he will start is indeed high. On Thursday, he is scouting the final part of the course with his Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe teammates. If the fatigue from the Tour of Catalonia is no longer in his legs and the reconnaissance goes well, his German employer will then announce that he is in the selection for the Tour of Flanders. Multiple sources confirm this to WielerFlits.

 >>/75004/
not enough cheese

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 >>/75014/
wouldn't that be something

 >>/75014/
> grug, pog, remco, wout quartet going to the line together
ciclismo saved

 >>/75017/
if memco gets over the last paterberg with these guys I will do a 200km ride when the weather turns good

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Reposting it because I didn't get any (you) 😔

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 >>/75019/
be safe bert, those are life threatening heart rates

RVV is such an anti memco type race, it's just constant wattbombs with little in between
on the other hand something like dwarf door tomorrow he could really smother the competition between the hills

 >>/75021/
There is always the van baarle special before the Koppenberg

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 >>/75019/

it's too bad that rvv has 4 (generously) runners who are potential winners

Remco seething his way to RVV is actually quite fun

shame we have beaufort six, otherwise it would be a nice day to score some eggs

evenpoel just flew over my house

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Dwarf Doors OFFICIAL /bet/

> Aert 3
> Pedersen 8
> Laporte 8
> Philipsen 10
> Lund 13
> Strand 15
> Morgado 19
> Vermeersch 23
> Magnier 34
> Grosso 34
> Abrhamasen 34
> Brennan 34
> Milan 34
> Segaert 41
> Lie 41
> Gregoire 41
> Birmay 34
...
> Cosnefroy 51
> Ganna 51
> Baarle 81
> Vacek 101
> Valgren 101
> Kubis 151
> Johansen 501
> Canal 501

 >>/75028/
this one is for son of abraham

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 >>/75020/
2 minute PR! Just cycling though it goes higher for running

 >>/75028/
why the FUCK is wout the undisputed favorite? Because he managed to keep up with grug without managing to stay away from the peloton kek yeah alright fuck you

 >>/75028/
wow, the winner isn't even listed

 >>/75031/
First the odds are made by people betting, so it's mostly belgian boomers doing that. Also I think it's safe to make him fav, their team really is the strongest and they're going ALL in on wout in every race. In san remo they sacrificed EVERYONE to bring him back, matteo did full cipressa, Laporte even dropped to do the last bridge and then paced the pogio

 >>/75031/
his team does have the overwhelming numbers advantage
by far
if a jumbo doesn't win it'll be sad

 >>/75034/
he's just glad a certain american superstar is injured

 >>/75035/
americans are only allowed to ride in the middle east now

 >>/75030/
Very nice bert, good to see the old folks in this thread reaching threshold HR for once heh

remco to RVV is true apparently but there was an embargo on the news till tomorrow

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barely even got wet but four degrees and wind, I would post the stats but I can't so I shan't 🤣

 >>/75038/
that's the best news I've gotten all week

unless it's an elaborate april fools joke from bora

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 >>/75041/
dont do me like that bertman

 >>/75042/
look I've posted credible inside information before (long ago on the 4chainz) 
it is true to the fact that journos are not in on it

Imagine Bora sending out a team of Remco, Roglic,  Vlasov and DNF Martinez. Pure chute kino.

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 >>/75043/
it must be true

 >>/75033/
But even axeltaard fell for wout

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But I think he will

 >>/75047/
they are merely implying pog will attack at a different place

 >>/75033/
wout's the undisputed favorite everywhere

 >>/75047/
kek I was watching that yesterday
pure boomer energy
< wout can win if he doesn't get dropped on the paterberg and then outsprints the rest
it's just that easy, thanks johan

 >>/75047/
Yes, well, he will already have dropped by Aide Kwakemont

I don't know how to make webm's well anymore but if anyone wants to, this is a good one

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 >>/75050/
rtbf didn't dare, but they're full on hopium for roubaix

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First outside ride after coming home from work after God knows how long. We’re so back.

 >>/75054/
kino.

So that Remcuck shit is an april fool's joke right

 >>/75056/
It has been said to me it is not

 >>/75056/
The guy is an april fools joke on his own

 >>/75056/
german boomer on cycling board I frequent (already had some reliable inside knowledge in the past) said that talk in the broader bora camp is that he'll actually start

 >>/75056/
Well 2 hours to prepare some April first big if true headlines
> Pogi to ride for UAE Gen Z, so he can participate this summer at the Volta in Portugal 
> Big Simon Yates press conference about last years Giro announced: "I want to come clean"
> Chris Froome to Visma confirmed
> Remco to start for Marocco at the next world championship 
> UCI to study formula 1 rule changes and will run a trial with overtake mode and active aero at the next Tour de Romandie femmes
> Giro announces Turkey as the next Grande Partenza for 2027 - Badabag climb mentioned as highlight

 >>/75059/
there's a German cycling forum? Didn't pay attention after the tour magazin forum was shutdown.

 >>/75059/
 >>/75057/
I BELIEVE
IF I AM DISAPPOINTED I WILL BE ANGRY

 >>/75061/
rennrad-news forum I reckon

Svenskjavlar.
First 40 minutes of football I have watched since eons and my disappointment is as immeasurable as it was expected.

 >>/75064/
Now you can watch bertczek vs the Danish shitposters

 >>/75065/
A picture of two teams not worthy of the footy cup tbh

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Gonna stream Mad Cats on Saturday, Bert.
At 10:00 and 21:00 CEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/75067/
is FERGUSON one of the cats

 >>/75068/
I think that's a tractor.

 >>/75066/
imagine drunk czechs in Mexico. now we wait how the wlochys are embarrassing themselves against fucking bosnia.

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 >>/75052/
James Bond did this before it was cool

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> throwing beer at a kid
very Belgian

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> denmark

congrats to Czechia and Bosnia for beating Denmark and Italy, they won't be missed.

kek the 4chan/sp/ front page. poor wlochy can't into ciclismo nor calcio anymore.

Roger was right, grandes just aren't what they used to be

what do italians do considering they dont play football or are good at ciclismo