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Pavia - San Remo edition

Current and upcoming road races
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
04.04 NXT Classic 1.1
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen 1.UWT
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

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No. 71993 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Picnic PostNL is entering into a partnership with Oofos, a company specializing in recovery through footwear. Oofos will supply recovery slides to the Dutch WorldTeam. Riders will wear the slides after races, at training camps, and during recovery moments off the bike. Given the date, Picnic PostNL emphasizes that this is not an April Fool's joke.

this will save jakobsen


No. 71995 [Preview] [Reply]
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I looked it up and it exactly looks like I expected. Can't wait for post nl pic nic riders to stand on the podium in sandals. What do you mean this is a very rare occurrence without Onley?



No. 71998 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/71996/
Some chinese knockoff would be a couple of euros. All that plastic in our clothing and shoes made me reconsider using wool more often. Except on the bike, but maybe I should try a molteni retro wool jersey for lighter efforts or morning rides.










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A surprise can always happen, but Pogi and Grug somehow both look far stronger for MSR than last year.

I really don't see how anyone hangs on to them unless they literally stop and wait, which I guess isn't an impossible scenario.











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Up to 50% sale in my local bike apparel shop
Stuff like Castrelli is still ridiculously expensive even with the discount
I should probably get that /cyc/ winter jacket for next winter season though, currently I am riding only in long sleeved jersey, merino t-shirt and super thing rainstopper and when it gets to like 5 degrees i am freezing



































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 >>/72050/
No idea. Genetics?

 >>/72051/
Well sumo is very diverse. Besides Jappos there are Mongols from Mongolia, Mongols from Russia, Mongols from China, Mongols from Kazakhstan.
And then occasionally they have others, when I started to watch in 2020 there were a Brazilian, a Georgian, and a Bulgarian. Amateur sumo is fought all over the world.
The larger Ukro, Shishi is in sumo for many years now, he is 29 afterall. Took him a long time until he rose the ranks to the top division. Aonishiki is way younger, 21, but he also in Japan since 2020. He is more talented than Shishi, but smaller, he holds the ozeki title, which is champion, just below the yokozuna (which is essentially a permanent ozeki title).
From the top of my head I can't name other gaijins. There's bound to be some in the lower divisions.






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Yesh, I have a proper Slav squat.
I am also fat but not slob fat. Really near a 200kg no belt no strap deadlift, should do 150kg full atg squat but I am bit old to ego lift when I am not sure I am not hurting myself. Almost all machines at the gym maxed out.



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> “My team and I have certainly worked on everything. We also tried to lose a little weight, but that didn't work. I will have to be one hundred percent at the key moments,” Ganna concludes.

top kek, let's go top gooner

















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Pogacar: You sent for me?
de Vlaeminck: Yes, I did. You're good, Slovene, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent.
Pogacar: I'm required to attack, so I attack. That is enough.
de Vlaeminck: That's enough for the passes, but not for Milano-San Remo. Finally after five months of scratching a living in altitude camps, we're finally going back to where we belong. The Poggio. Oh, you should see the Poggio, Slovene. Fifty-thousand Berts. Watching every movement of your bike. Willing you to make that attaque thermonucleaire. The silence before you strike. And the noise afterwards. It rises. It rises up like - like thu- - like a storm. As if you were the Cannibal himself.
Pogacar: You were a rider?
de Vlaeminck: Yes, I was.
Pogacar: And you won Milano-San Remo?
de Vlaeminck: A long time ago, Eddy Merckx presented me with a rudis. It's just a... a wooden bike. A symbol of your victory. He touched me on the shoulder and I had won.
Pogacar: [laughing] You knew Eddy Merckx?
de Vlaeminck: [Angry] I did not say I knew him! I said he touched me on the shoulder once!
Pogacar: You asked me what I want. I too want to stand in front of Merckx. As you did.
de Vlaeminck: Then listen to me. Learn from me. I wasn't the best because I attacked like a retard. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you'll win San Remo.
Pogacar: I will win Milano-San Remo. I will give them something they've never seen before.
de Vlaeminck: [laughs] So, Slovene. We shall go to Milan together and have bloody adventures. And a great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more. And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your victory.






























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 >>/72108/
I have Belletta who is in the break and Manenti who isn't in the break. I don't need to explain how the rest is exactly the same. I hope there are some berts who have some balls and don't have pog-grug-ganna-marsman.





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34 	Mathieu Van Der Poel
29 	Tadej Pogačar
26 	Tim Marsman
19 	Filippo Ganna
16 	Manuele Tarozzi
8 	Tobias Lund Andresen
5 	Marco Manenti
4 	Andrea Vendrame
4 	Michael Gogl
4 	Clément Braz Afonso
4 	Dario Igor Belletta
4 	Xabier Mikel Azparren
4 	Jasha Sütterlin
4 	Edward Planckaert
3 	Mads Pedersen
3 	Christophe Laporte
3 	Lukáš Kubiš
3 	Romain Grégoire
3 	Orluis Aular
3 	Francisco Muñoz
2 	Domen Novak
2 	Mirco Maestri
2 	Luke Lamperti
2 	Laurence Pithie
2 	Thomas Pidcock
2 	Umberto Poli
1 	Mathias Vacek
1 	DYLAN VANDENSTORME
1 	Ben Turner
1 	Silvan Dillier
1 	Alastair MacKellar
1 	Sergio Meris
1 	Rick Pluimers
1 	Oliver Peace
1 	Giulio Pellizzari
1 	Bjorn Koerdt
1 	Joshua Tarling
1 	TIM VAN DIJKE
1 	Isaac Del Toro
1 	Felix Großschartner
1 	Brandon McNulty
1 	Gabriele Raccagni
1 	Michael Valgren
1 	David Lozano
1 	Filippo Turconi
1 	Giulio Ciccone
1 	Guillermo Thomas Silva

> 6=

3 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Manuele Tarozzi Francisco Muñoz
> Team Loving-KASIA
> Richie Porte Memorial Team
> Patje`s Angels


2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Marco Manenti Dario Igor Belletta
> Slome Duikelaar
> CMA CGM FDJ NSN UAE XRG XDS


2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Manuele Tarozzi Xabier Mikel Azparren
> frfr on god
>  >using pedals


2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Tim Marsman Filippo Ganna Manuele Tarozzi Marco Manenti
> BORING hansbull
> The Natty Gambit


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Mathieu Van Der Poel 	Tim Marsman 	Filippo Ganna is the new big tree.

> 16 	Mathieu Van Der Poel 	Tim Marsman 	Filippo Ganna
14 	Mathieu Van Der Poel 	Tadej Pogačar 	Tim Marsman
14 	Tadej Pogačar 	Tim Marsman 	Filippo Ganna
14 	Mathieu Van Der Poel 	Tadej Pogačar 	Filippo Ganna
12 	Mathieu Van Der Poel 	Tim Marsman 	Manuele Tarozzi











































































































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> Berts watching the Donnas instead of watching the men slurp 
Sad state of affairs. 

Incidentally "slurp" was an answer on Jeopardy! recently and I learned it is apparently a Dutch word













































































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I would make fun of bora sending a climber/GC team to MSR, but they don't even have classic specialists in their team. their best shot would be unironically remco at this point.





































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Penultimate day of Haru Basho, Bert! Today the fate of the yusho might be decided. If Kirishima succeeds, he won the championship of the makuuchi division. Yes they gonna still fight tomorrow, the new banzuke (toplist) still has to be decided.
In 1 hour 25 mins.























































































































































































































































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> pogacar comes back using 3 domestiques
> entire visma team allowed to come back hiding behind a car
I known they won't DQ because they're cowards but surely others that didn't get back complain about this













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In terms of goombling this has had miniscule meaning, the gaps are negligent for a Cat 1 race.
Only one doing really bad is Burgerbert who was definitely lachéd from G1, /pinot/ and Bért also weak but not disastrous.
Our other Bért did very well with his Pogless but Pidcockful team.























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> “On the Poggio, it felt like there was a motorbike riding in front of me. That won't be the case next year. You see, Tadej said he isn't coming back to this race,” he continues.

kek, time for uber bulked pogi












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Just back from a 2h leisurely Malloca ride and managed to watch the last hour completely unspoiled. Fun stuff, I was hoping for Mads podium but meh, 4th is still alright. 
There's so much cyclists here it's unreal, they are everywhere.


























No. 72664 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/72663/
> midwest cycling classics
4/cyc/ already made fun of this race being in Belgium and not in Iowa as the name would suggest. In the startlist I found the following team
> MAT Atom Deweloper Wrocław 
Kurwabert managed to get his employer (source: I made it up) to sponsor a womens cycling team to create the next kwabsia







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Lmao, just saw the finale. That was one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in cycling. How do you chute just before the Cipressa and just get back on at the bottom of the climb, with only a spend McNuggets and Del Toro to lead you out and yet you still smash both climbs faster than last year in way worse conditions... Insane.









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> Je suis venu ici tellement de fois m'entraîner... À chaque fois, vous risquez votre vie parce que le trafic sur les routes italiennes est parfois un peu "criminel", même si je ne veux offenser personne. Ils construisent de belles pistes cyclables et peut-être que dans quelques années il y aura une belle route côtière mais cela demande beaucoup d'efforts
Top kek, exactly my reaction. Did one loop in Italy from Nice once and said "fuck it, never again"















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