/bert/ - ciclismo

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squeak squeak squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

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Good evening berts, how was your ride? Mine was GREAT, finally some sun. I discovered a new river in the middle of my usual loop but fine

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been sick for a few days, haven't scored an egg in 4 days
feeling better now but the weather is still dogshit

 >>/62917/
mhm forgor the flag

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so what is it with the beef between patje and horner? if I paid attention, there has already been a post or 2 about it somewhere.

 >>/62915/
Z3 on the Vinemachine.

 >>/62919/
horner just called him out for saying stupid shit in interviews as far as I can see that's pretty much it
among those patje complains about shitty business practices that he engaged in as well and that he failed remco in regards to teaching him how to race among other things

 >>/62921/
we will see, when remco races against pogi if that has anything to do with better nutrition and rounder wheels.

 >>/62922/
horner also talks shit about bora and their retarded "tactics" if you can even call it that he's well aware that this team is not an improvement in that regard
nothing will change remco will continue to finish behind pog and vingo but dump on the shitty rest who he's dumped on before

 >>/62922/
every pundit loves to talk about beating pogi but what can you do with he has 30 watts on you and his team is also stacked so they can reel you in all day

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 >>/62915/
come ride in Marin with me

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been hiking lately (some bonus ramen I made last night)

 >>/62927/
Where is that?

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 >>/62915/
Every day more snow melts and new routes open up. I feel like an arctic explorer at times, I go test a path that seems clear only to find it turn to ice after a km or two.

 >>/62928/
very cool

 >>/62929/
California north of San Francisco

 >>/62928/
nice TREE

> I suffer in norcal

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 >>/62934/
I actually do suffer in NYC

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 >>/62928/
California looks like heaven on earth. Only visited a colleague once in santa barbara, Shill vibes and great cycling potential

 >>/62936/
February through May, it's one of the prettiest places on earth

I HAVENT SEEN SUN IN TREE MONTHS

 >>/62938/
your Eiffeltower copy isn't above the fog?

omloop

grug is going to do the omloop by the way, which in turn means he'll be cursed and pogacar wins msr and roubaix

omloop het volk
omloop het nieuwsblad

my r*mcoid fatigue is possibly terminal

know it has been posted but lmao at vingegaard pussying out already
must need to sell some houses for the missus

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I wasn't aware that we had speed skaters. all ice rinks are optimized for ice hockey here.

Imagine Grug gets collected during Ompoop

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we live in Italy

 >>/62944/
kwabberony 2bqh

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so that brandon rivera speed on the time trial
that can't be correct right?
that is an insane performance

 >>/62949/
sure can be correct keep in mind it was at over 2500m altitude so naturally faster than any normal itt we will encounter
gap to the competition smells of dopage though

 >>/62950/
sure at altitude but the guy isn't even that good nor is he a good TT'er 
even accounting for the altitude that is an insane performance over 44km (!)

it already giga mogs the farce that was Paris opening

 >>/62949/
they probably just swapped his blood bag with that of Bernal GOMSH by mistake

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 >>/62951/
pan y agua eh

 >>/62951/
antisudaca racism you must work for the WADA

 >>/62955/
speaking of which I think we need to ban some more of them to atone for recent ciclismo sins

 >>/62955/
he's 2 minutes faster than contreras, who is a doper 
I reckon he hung off the team car for a few km

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he actually posted it on strava
he goes 10km/h faster going up the hill than he does on the flat or descent

 >>/62958/
can you link it? The account I found hasn't had an entry since 2019

 >>/62959/
https://www.strava.com/athletes/7613249

vance go home

 >>/62960/
47 kph up the 3% bump at the start heh

laura pausini... my youth

cortina is rightfully Austrian clay

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can't wait to hear my boy luciano and all three ricchi e poveri together

 >>/62965/
> it's time to say goodbye
some hologram of those dudes will appear at the closing ceremony in the Giro stadium in Verona.

 >>/62966/
when is the berlusconi hologram coming on

 >>/62967/
if some athlete tores his angus like our cyclists, some dedicated bunga bunga song will be played

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so when is the Olympic cyclocross race again? they could have done it in Val di Sole.

speaking of ceremoneies that gojira bit was pretty kino
hard to believe it's been four years already

andorra has snow, one would expect them to have more athletes

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kek

 >>/62972/
richard plugge in a few years

 >>/62973/
lmao

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first habsburg country marching in, the rest of the empire will have their separate entries

belgio bros do your best

benin

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belgium mentioned, flandrians, wallonians forced to march together with people from Bruxelles

BENIN :DDDDDD

BENIS :-DDDDDDDDDDD

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haha benin

Vinester carrying the BiH ice-plackard.

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ynr the Sarajevo winter olympics

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norwegian traitor spotted

brasil bro almost injuring himself

All transplants.

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reminder that the Giro starts in the footstep of the Romans

> fucking leafs

a 
fucking
leaf

the skinwalkers are here

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czech ems

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very peculiar outfit

This is leaf tier dancing.

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kekia

"Cile" lol

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that's a lot of athletes you're sending just for ice hockey and biathlon

> okee ping pong

czech tv
> they all look the same to us europeans

Kumho plant will get built in me town, can't wait for le heckin ethnic food from Koryo.

 >>/62999/
B-based!

Bet you will find a few PEDERSEN in that roster.

waar is jonas?

Klaus JUNGBLUTH RODRIGUEZ

(older than any of us, Herr Klaus)

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team UAE and girmay entering

I forget how tiny the populations are of so many European countries

Berteles incoming :DDDD

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asian czechs and the most ebin country in the world

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buy adidas

did one of them chute? kek

Ok stop walking finally, Teutonic Tormentors, I don't have time for this.

Giamaica haha

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famous bob sleigh nation

after Germany, the other Italian ally from the axis is marching in. so kawaii desu.

gott strafe engeland

All these orange English roses.

GOTT STRAFE

This is just silly with these token negros.

> AYTI!

for me it's hong kong, UK

india ...

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saars

i ran away

a fucking clover

booooooooo

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My commentators just said there are 10 people in the *srael and stfu'd completely.

In the *srael team of coursh.

look it's kris frum

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the Holy Roman Empire state that forgot that the HRE doesn't even exist anymore

mexico renamed because they worship messi

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cute dress by the mongols

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dopeur nation. hello wada, stop these cheaters.

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what a BITCH haha

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döp döp döp naar links naar rechts

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monaco again

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heehee

our commentator keeps changing the subject back to cycling

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stars and moon poland

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cssr could just afford fancy outfits for their athletes from Bohemia and Moravia

 >>/63036/
That's a lot of people for one medal.

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I just to be a ski jumper

zuid afrika

why Danmark so few athletes when all their neighborinos have so many?

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no, this ain't Suisse

Vanderpoel skipped the entry?

Let’s go suisse

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yes well, we had the shortest travel distance to Milan

our boys peerapoos

stupid türks can't write Turkey correctly

you krain

Hüngriye

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hungry had to wait for the U letter to appear because they dare waving the Italian flag sideways

 >>/63052/
Üngüria

boooooo

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c'est quoi ça? are you seriously telling me that burgers are better dressed than the French?

pizza

G R A N D E
R R
A   A
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E         E

Italian outfit is ugly as well. I guess Czechs win the outfit contest.

I DESERVE a czech'em hokkei gf

 >>/63059/
they lost against Switzerland today. they should be ashamed.

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vincerobros feasting good

 >>/63061/
please even the Czech national opera has better singers than this

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> the great Andrea BOCELLI and next comes Gigi d'Dag with the new european anthem

Charlize Theron looking good

say no to dopage

well back to ciclismo. don't forget to make a team for oman if you haven't already before you go to bed.

HORNER shitting on Red Bull again
This is gonna be a good year

 >>/63064/
yeah, funny accent lol, kept slipping around between American and South African

 >>/63068/
ngl I thought it was an italian look alike since i had audio off

> THE UNBEATEN UNITED STATES
> ...winless checkia
kek
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWULOhgOTXc

 >>/63070/
> the crumbling shanty of Liberec brutally KWAKED by the Rose of Duluth
Sad!

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almost forgot to adjust Oman in

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/burger hours/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UsdGgRL1xHc

my oman team is a great fucking team

> tfw no THOVEX Mirabelle gf

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 >>/63073/
> my oman team is a great fucking team
I've reached a new phase of my Velogaming. The not giving a shit phase.

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GOSZCZURNY bro's? I know all of you three.

I think I have a 3hrs window this weekend, the rest is full rain

Damn they already started, my adjusting...

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 >>/63079/
Yes well.

omani national team missed the break of  the day i expect them all to be executed on live video

 >>/63082/
Race organizers fault for putting a rampa at the start

 >>/63078/
it's free support points, although there were some couple of world tour 4 pointers

Thinking about a tiny paypig for a multitool. Will I need a torx 25 a lot? Or small hexes?

Will be also doing a slightly bigger paypig for that Park Tool torque wrench since it is no longer 140 eurobux but 85, and now my set autism can be satiated.

fisher-price black absolutely humiliated by fraud benett

 >>/63086/
STRONG too. cant keep up with watt monsters of the kiwi amateur scene it seems

oh didn't notice that our new boi gosz czhurny is in testa della corsa and is already raking in points for us

 >>/63088/
Yesh, that's why I was all horseback immediately.
The new Alafpolak is upon us.

rooting for my boy gerbil thijssen today

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Legendary fraud George BENNETT is the new kiwi national campeon
SEXTON 8th
WATTS 12th
STRONG 15th
FISHER-BLACK 18th
KERGOZOU DE LA BOESSIERE humbled, 41st

Volta legend FOUCHE DNF

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More like GODszczurny

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cope machine running at full speed already

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Damn, wonder if it will stand the full year till vuelta

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WE LIVE IN STELVIO

marlen reusser DNS, needs a new hypno session

> DNS Sablikova Martina
caught norovirus from are bertacek it would appear, just like the swiss hockey lassies

Season just starting and I'm already forgetting velogoombles.

Great.

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Uh oh Jilekbros. Semirunniybros may be BACK

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 >>/63099/
This is how I win. My teams are shit like everyone else but I never forget

Hmm R1 is an Am*rican but Czecia also has ZDRÁHALOVA so I think she will start then

 >>/63092/
for me it's speegosz-czurny

monney is cash

> they are able to translate Swiss German dialect to English
this shouldn't be possible

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donkey category?