/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/127933/
nigga wanted to be a drug addict what is he even on about

 >>/127933/
coke and underage girlfriends is not who I wish to be

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5 hours in a fog, how peculiar
I think my polar strapon is dying (again), might have to look into that rechargable one (unless it comes with a proprietary charger in which case I am calling EU)

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What's going on in Germany

 >>/127937/
> Cologne
Like being groped by all the towelheads wasn't enough they now have robot towelheads

 >>/127937/
Does that robot have a fucking moustache? What in the fuck

 >>/127937/
based things

 >>/127936/
for me it was 35 minutes of easy spinning and checking out the winter gear (still too warm hm)

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mother fuckers

 >>/127936/
Good job bert, also you only have to recharge the strapon like once a month and the proprietary charger works well, can wholly recommend it

 >>/127943/
Not a proprietary charger. Also works for me Shokz headphones (which I recommend to all riders and runners)

 >>/127937/
Fucken, grosse bruste wallah

Made the last velogames team of the season. I made it above 100000 points and won the national velogambling championships of /cyc/ & /bert/. Mission accomplished.

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 >>/127942/
ayo what the hell is that
and what do you need a hr strap for anyways, your hr is always low you could just tape a piece of paper that says "low" on the headunit in place of the noomber

 >>/127947/
at my ripe age it is to call the paramedics when my hr gets into heart attack territory (120bpm+)

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Veneto Cyclassics OFFICIAL /bet/

> McNulty 3.75
> Scaroni 7
> Charmpig 8
> Cosnefroy 12
> Wellens 13
> Abrahamsen 15
> Hirschi 19
> Chrsiten 19
> Strong 26
> Sivakov 26
> Covid 29
> Koller 29
> Rondel 34
> Adria 34
> Fancellu 34
> Berhet 51
> Vendrame 51
> Velasco 51
> Hermans 51
...
> Morgado 101
> Teuns 151
> Mifsud 301
> Cepeda 501

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Nippon Cup OFFICIAL /bet/

> Healy 3.5
> Simmons 4.5
> Eetvelt 7
> Schmid 8
> Berckmoes 9
> Matthews 13
> Gualdi 17
> Maisonobe (?) 21
> Jegat 21
> Borgo 26
> Delettre 34
> Nerurkar 34
> Tiberi 41
> Sombrero 41
...
> Dati 67
> Valter 151
> Bonnet 301
> Arashiro 601
> Simmons 501
> Masuda 1001
> Yamamoto 1001
> Yamamoto 1001

 >>/127950/
wait, this is a real race and not some saitama crit?

 >>/127951/
It's a real race

 >>/127951/
pretty cool one too, how have you missed it

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I think /bert/ should make it their mission for this winter season to surpass their femme in absolute watts in their respective power category

i.e. sub 275watters try to beat kwabsi, sub 310w boys try to beat demi and sub 370ers try to beat marlen

 >>/127954/
What's realini's watts

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 >>/127954/
> higher ftp than fini
it's fini

 >>/127956/
> Estimated FTP: unknown
we only know these 3 women the entire rest is an enigma

 >>/127957/
you have 4 months to beat demi (she grows stronger as well)

 >>/127957/
I thought you were above demi these days

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 >>/127960/
maybe in the spring I get close but not after off season (aka summer heat dome season)

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And it's not after a 60 minute effort either, it's intervals.icu guesstimation from like 10 minute effort

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 >>/127962/
you can take the 40min effort if you want

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 >>/127962/
all this guesstimation garbage must be a gain goblin because it makes you think you're achieving more than you really do and in turn you work less hard which leads to less real gains.

 >>/127949/
I don't like this McNulty psyop. Hope tismbert falls for it.

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 >>/127963/
i REALLY don't want to
 >>/127964/
true, my best Alpe du Rape effort was about 285 watts average

My pet peeve is looking through the zwift training plans
Boy those get worse each year (even though that was previously thought impossible)

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 >>/127967/
wait until you hit the real redpill that is realizing all training plans are garbage

 >>/127967/
> here's a 30 minute workout where we work all 9 zones at different RPM's
> boomers fall for this

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All training plans are garbage if they don't involve dopage

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been saying that for a long time

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 >>/127969/
I just pick a climb portal and go nuts

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 >>/127972/
My winter season """"training plan""" involves doing three type of rides:
> finding a climb and going full gas (maybe twice if it's shorter)
> a race, but not a flat one
> z2 spin

and one week of doing only vo2max efforts to please the finbert

that's about it

 >>/127973/
 >>/127973/
I posted those HR figures specifically for you

 >>/127972/
 >>/127973/
my FTP seems to only be able to go up if im doing a hard climb or sprinting, nothing i do on the flats does anything for it

(i might be plateau-ing help)

Heh, 1-4 and 6 for Euskaltel on the first stage of mighty Clásica Provincia de Chiriquí

 >>/127976/
European pro tour teams vs some local club shitters doesn't sound fair. How come the sudaca dopeur teams didn't send some teams to the bufferzone between south and burger america?

memco is also racing tomorrow, he's doing the chrono des nations, can't let Küng win that race.

 >>/127977/
theyre busy in the dopage factory

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Chrono des Nations OFFICIAL /bet/

> Evenepoel 1.062
> Kung 17
> Vine 21
> Cavagna 29
> Segaert 34
> Bjerg 51
> De Comble 51
> Cattaneo 81
> Giaimi 301
> Le Roux 601
> Tuuk 601

 >>/127977/
Acktually there is another ProTeam there: Nippo Vini Fantini. But they suck so much I doubt the Giro will invite them if Bardiani doesn't make it. MBH Bank is probably hoping

 >>/127937/
two retarded youths (16 & 19 y/o) thought it would be funny to have a robot harass women in public, and to live stream the whole thing to get attention on the internet

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 >>/127982/
>  thought it would be funny to have a robot harass women in public
But it was funny. I've been laughing about it for days. I mean, come on, it's in a wife beater with a gold chain and mustache. It's beyond hilarious.