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> Current and upcoming road races

20.09 - 27.09 World Championships WC
22.09 - 27.09 CRO Race 2.Pro
23.09 Lotto Omloop van het Houtland 1.1
27.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
27.09 - 04.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
02.10 - 07.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Cholet Agglo Tour 1.1
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro
04.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
04.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
06.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
06.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro
08.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

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> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

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> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

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https://dlhd.pk/

> Velodrama league code:

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 >>/122695/
nah that can't have been me I had tpu tubes once a long time ago and they didn't even last 2 weeks, the road tire batch I've picked up the past year or so was all race tires and tubes don't last in there and for gravel I've never used anything but tubeless.
I'm on sturdier road tires now but honestly tubeless works really well for me and it's even cheaper than tpu tubes

 >>/122696/
 >>/122697/
Did you ever play that game Arcanum where the industrial revolution occurs in a world where magic exists, and technology tends to malfunction around magic users?

I think that must be Bertacek, he must be a warlock descended from an old line of Bohemian magicians










































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lots of road construction is absolutely annihilating my infrastructure right now, I had to do an additional 13k just to get home. Rode roads I've never ridden before, roads I had never seen before, roads I didn't even know were roads














 >>/122754/
yea nuggies and marlen look most aesthetic imo
remco's position is crazy though, coupled with very high power for his size it's no surprise he's completely unbeatable. I don't think he'll ever be dethroned if he doesn't fall off















• New race-barrier standards for the final 200m of WorldTour & Women’s WorldTour races from 2027
• Push for GPS rider tracking at all professional road events
• Road teams will earn UCI Ranking points from riders competing in other disciplines from 2027




















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I used to be one of them you know. A fredsled haver with no taste. I rode the most expensive aeroad, I was a bad guy. I was the cringe fest on two wheels.
Sometimes I forget, sometimes I pretend that wasn't me but it was. It always will be






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MU23

> Sparfel 2.5
> Alvarez Martinez 4.5
> Bravo 10
> Rowe 15
> Vanhuffel 21
> Huber 26
> Driesen 26
> Lindholm Moller Andersen 29
> Scalco 29
> Kerckhove 34
> Bock 34
> Stiansen 34
> Loulergue 41
> Barry 41
> Soensens 41
> Ježek 41
...
> -Ackowiak 81
> Wiggins 151
> Cisneros 201
> Transneros 201
> Colorado 301
> Andre Sandli Messel 401
> Sims 401
> Urgay 501
> Valjvaec 501
> Moreira 751
> Castro 1001




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I forget, what bike are you riding now to get your longer fit?
I've come to realize that the Mondince FM316 gravel bike is essentially perfect for road use if I could just get the stack down. 460 reach in size XL, oh mama, finally could use normal stem sizes. Then even better could be the Avenger TM7 tri bike with normal drop bars, that has 455 reach and 559 stack in size L. I think both are just a bit too long to be UCI legal, but no one would probably care if I put a sticker there.










> "I get the impression that Ganna didn't even try anymore," the Dutch analyst Zonneveld observes. "At the first intermediate check, the gap was already 23 seconds. I think he paced himself conservatively and ensured he would finish second regardless. I don't think he made any attempt to go with him and make things difficult for Evenepoel. You can tell by his pace."

Kek this guy is such a cunt




















 >>/122801/
lets not talk about my incorrect silly little choices
gravel bike looks good yeah I'm not even asking for much, 75° sta (or even just 74° with no offset) with size L in length and size S in stack would be alright for me.








 >>/122814/
So there's space for our very own team, please pay the minimum wage yourself and travel expenses aren't covered. To proof a point we'll be using used bikes or byo bike. Mechanical shifting is mandatory, I'll allow disc brakes for non flat stages. Bertaczek is our team mechanic, so learn to fix your bikes yourselves.














































so CHADonova has this?

not full list of the pelotao behind, because the infographic was moving on too quickly:
bego
fergueson
reinhaut
vinke
swierengea
coupland
dixon
londono
czapla
hutter
winter
huys















 >>/122901/
-INGA I'd get, I remember Johnny Heihinha. -STRA, -TSMA, ok but -ENGA got me all crosseyed.
Would be a perfrect transcription for Polish name Świeręga. The issue is that I juust checked, no one bears that name in Poland.
















































































> After five months of monitoring, the first data from the road cycling crash study, conducted since March 2026 at UCI WorldTour and UCI Women's WorldTour events, show that injuries are generally more frequent and more severe among female riders than male riders, with a return to competition that takes on average twice as long. This unprecedented study, which is ongoing, will help guide future risk-reduction measures and validate their effectiveness based on the reference database being built.

Anyone seen the data? how bad is it that they post this in an official UCI press release











































































> le sélectionneur des juniors espagnols exclu pour excès de vitesse en pleine course
> Des images publiées sur les réseaux sociaux montrent le véhicule d’Eleuterio Anguita Hinojosas avancer à très haute vitesse sur le parcours de la course à Montréal, au point de décoller.

Top kek. Couldn't find the vids though














I've met my rape nemesis in raping in the TT position. Dunno how those triathletes do it. Easy endurance is fine, closer to lt1 is fine, but sweetspot/threshold, no chance. Something about doing long stretches of high power on the trainer while tucked in is just soulsucking. Had to call it in after 15min and just proceed on the basebar, and even that wasn't too easy since the drop from saddle to basebar is bigger than riding on the drops on the road bike. Outside the TT position feels fine but inside, nah.




















































 >>/123121/
> don't have a large stream of relevant talents anymore
They didn't after skyborg collapsed but each time I see some smaller race I see some Union Jacks involved. Not to mention all your brennoids, toilets, tarlings (technically one tarling as of late), onleys, pooles, koerdts.
Roche, Kelly and a bunch of Dan Martins too little, fair enough.
But Germany and Schweiz have to be first nations. Austria perhaps not.











































































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> "I felt good during the race, but apparently one rider was significantly stronger than the rest. Or perhaps other things were going on."

> Driesen continued without going into detail: "I find it strange that the five of us were working together in the rotation yet didn't gain a single second. Some people might say I'm a bad loser, but I do have my doubts about it."
























































> Driesen continued without going into detail: "I find it strange that the five of us were circling around and didn't get a second closer. Some people will say that I am a bad loser, but I have my doubts."
Kek they have a pipeline of seething manlets?






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> Slovakia will have a rider at the start of the men’s Elite road race at the World Championships in Montreal, but it won’t be Lukáš Kubiš, Martin Svrček or Matthias Schwarzbacher. It will be Vladimír Kováčik, a 28-year-old former cyclist who is now working as a masseur for the Slovak national team.

















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Imo Seixas should never be a tier above Memco and Del Dopo. I can see him win solo like I can see Del Dopo or Memco win solo, but I can't see him winning in a sprint against either of the other two.

Also, he hasn't quite acquired the non-distancelet status yet in my very serious evaluation.



























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well yeah, broken thumbnails are annoying, so I should have run them through imagemagick quickly to restore them, lesson learned.
spanish article mill writer doesn't even know how to download a pic from instagram and simply screenshoted it heh.































> Voeckler doing interviews about how he decided to rent a house for the team so that they cook/clean together, which will make them ride better as a team
Biggest attentionwhore of the peloton





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Rode with me friend. We rode alto 1 and 2 full throtle, similar efforts. He beat me by 5 seconds on the first (8.5% average) and I put over a minute on him on the second (4%).
He's 15 kilos lighter.
Which confirms my theory that I am MORBIDLY obese and need to lose weight, will consult with my nutrition coach.


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Funny thing to that pinchazo story, as I finished putting the tyre back on (for the second time), nearby garage opened and some guy said >hey let me help you, I have an (air) compressor here. I built this garage two years ago and was waiting for somebody to finally puncture here
idk if that means he booby-trapped the road though

































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Will take some pics tomorrow havent found the right basement light yet. It's a Trek Domane from 2017 or 2018, the first disc break gen.

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that was my plan aswell but turns out i bought the wrong colour or whatever and it is not really a typical see through darkish violet but a semitranparent purple. Still looks okay, might repaint it if i can be bothered tho. Ran out of clearcoat aswell so it's not a perfect finish.



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nah thats just the sram 22 doubletap hoods. They used to be huge, it's still hydraulics. The frame was cheap af and its the slr so pretty light. Think the bike should be around 8kg and that with 2kg alu wheelset. First time riding FAT tires aswell (32s), its insane how comfortable that thing is compared to my old 26 28 setup.






















































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tomorrow's gonna be so good I can't wait
my normiesphere local cycling community's takes range from
> remco will win because he's a poisonous dwarf 
to
> that kebab's gonna win (del toro, was unaware that he's mexican)
and it's all equally possible

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The most prestigious thing of tomorrow is, however, the start of the very prestigious Tour de Langkawi, with some BIG names on the startlist

> PICKRELL
> MCGILL
> HO
> IDERBOLD
> CAICEDO
> RIKUNOV
> VAN ENGELEN
> MOHD ZARIFF
> MCGEOUGH
> CHAWCHIANGKWANG
> RAMADAN
> CHAN
> BALDERSTONE
> CHRISTOPHERSON
> JASCH
> GATE
> SYRITSA
> MALUCELLI
> MARTINEZ







This is gonna SUCK. Lel Toro has nobody and is also retarded so pays no attention when Remcuck rides away, Seixas has never proven himself in a race as long as this. And there is nobody else









 >>/123450/
> astana tudor and bugor at the front
Kek, say what you want about the point system it's really a blessing for these small races. 
Is it next year they'll give points for XC, CX and gravel? Wonder if this will make a difference














> Warum Deutschland seit 60 Jahren auf einen WM-Titel wartet
oh wow, what a cursed nation. and I thought burgers were cursed, as the last guy to win it was some triathlete, that didn't win much afterwards according to PCS.





I’m in some hotel in portugal and it’s full of american boomers these old geezers are cracking me up
> Did I tell you bert i only started drinking coffee when I went on pension
> I tried it at work but it kept me awake
















































The pumpkin in ratatat is a great success, should have just added it later so it is more chunky.
I think it is the thickening of it, not going overboard with with oil but going overboard with parsley in bouquet garni that does it.





















































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27 	Paul Seixas
27 	Remco Evenepoel
25 	Isaac Del Toro
13 	Luke Tuckwell
8 	Afonso Eulálio
7 	Giulio Pellizzari
5 	Mathieu Van Der Poel
4 	Quinn Simmons
4 	Mathijs Paasschens
4 	Tiago Antunes
4 	Eder Frayre
4 	Marcel Camprubí
4 	Enric Mas
3 	Brandon McNulty
3 	Guillermo Thomas Silva
3 	Bart Lemmen
3 	Michael Woods
3 	Ulises Alfredo Castillo
2 	Jakob Söderqvist
2 	FINN FISHER-BLACK
2 	Wout Van Aert
2 	Mathias Vacek
2 	Sean Quinn
2 	Jhonatan Narváez
2 	Thomas Pidcock
2 	Raúl García Pierna
2 	Tobias Halland Johannessen
2 	Andrea Mifsud
2 	Harold Tejada
2 	Lorenzo Finn
2 	Nicolas Prodhomme
1 	Ben Healy
1 	Jakub Otruba
1 	José Antonio Escarcega
1 	Pascal Eenkhoorn
1 	Daan Hoole
1 	Anthon Charmig
1 	Matevž Govekar
1 	Nickolas Zukowsky
1 	Bruno Armirail
1 	Marco Brenner
1 	Mads Pedersen
1 	Igor Arrieta
1 	Christian Scaroni
1 	Toms Skujiņš
1 	Artem Shmidt
1 	Giulio Ciccone
1 	Florian Lipowitz
1 	Gil Landim Gomes
1 	Michael Leonard
1 	Jørgen Nordhagen
1 	Anton Kuzmin
1 	Andreas Kron
1 	Andreas Miltiadis
1 	Jai Hindley
1 	Tobias Foss
1 	Valentin Paret-Peintre
1 	Alex Baudin

> 5=

3 Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel Isaac Del Toro Luke Tuckwell Giulio Pellizzari
> Amigos do Pedal
> RCT
> BORING hansbull


3 Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel Isaac Del Toro Luke Tuckwell Afonso Eulálio
> CMA CGM FDJ NSN UAE XRG XDS
> frfr on god
> MVDF
























































> number 13 on wout

 >>/123623/
nah, race is too long for that and teams behinds too strong/won't slurp in such an important race (this isn't a random Vuelta stage), not to mention that he will barely have break colleagues left after the first lap or two of the circuit























































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