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Tibo NYS - who is apparently running this very La Vuelta ciclista - doesn't wanna go fulgas today lest he injures himself before the WC

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everybody does

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Starting SUMO in a minute!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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oh SNAP lots of content today

ah I made a thread because I didn't see this one, you can delete it suissebert

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deleted it myself, seems that worked

please don't catch the break before the halfway point...

Hope a GC rider has a flat on the 3rd lap and loses positions because he can't make up time on the last lap. Might make them think twice next time.

holy narrow street

So this is the great vuelta you guys have been talked to me about?

del toro dropped apparently

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Montreal edition

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are on on site

mas is neutralizing the stage with his bullshit

red mobistar kits are unsettling

Noooo you were supposed to slurp this last one

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lmao this is tight but I think they made it

tronšon goes

so what is fdj thinking, there's still 2 laps to go

 >>/120676/
satellite riders for Carapaz

A shame VPP can't put on weight, with 10 more kgs he'd be top top puncher

 >>/120674/
If we go by PCS official ruling I get my 40 points or whatever

why is uno-x getting motorpaced?

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> ROMELE

boring ass stage for now
trying to hard to be montmartre
that one madrid circuit with memco and ganna was more kino

spanish RAI shitting the bed

They were so keen on motorpacing wout and not the front group they don't have a moto filming the race lmao

Jorgenshit DNF

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this nearly blew out my speakers

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He's still there

 >>/120685/
lol, lmao even

lol there's gc noobs hiding in the front group, what a stupid rule to neutralize it halfway through

Attack ayuso

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I'd be fully torqued, too

Pinarello laché

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nothing significant I don't think

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Enric MAS NICOLAU is your La Vuelta ciclista a Espana 2026 winner

last dance of balboa at 150rpm

Ebike too obvious

obvious motor

BILBAO swamp song

> 2/4 break riders in Mont Real
Not bad

> Wout lachee
Kwab

W*ut KWAB

> wout

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the script is in

rather balboa than an shitneos rider

Kek they went full script after that pogi crash

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how do you say motodoping in basque?

Please tell me it's not romele

It is.

Bilbao </3

> showing movistar after they stopped riding
for what purpose

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kinda fun

gay norge will be second again kek

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> Correction: Contrary to popular belief, Jorgenson has not abandoned the race and is still alive.
Some people pay PCS Bro for inaccurate shit like this.

Prepare for G2 syndrome brutale

> Brennan and Trochon still there
Come on Trochon

 >>/120715/
They're all ready lmao

Brennan could be a great classics rider

> they allowed Matje BRENNEN back
frauds

 >>/120718/
he needs more long distance races to get used to it

Go on tronchon my son

romele is so doped

what is WIDAR doing in that group

 >>/120723/
Lot of flyweights there actually. Weird mix.

 >>/120723/
he's not a GC rider

 >>/120725/
what does he even identify as

 >>/120718/
hardly any of his wins have been against real competition, it's always him being the only sprinter who can climb that showed up to a hilly race

Tobias Holland goes for another humiliation

HE DID IT
THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT

Played with the DQ for a bit

lol nearly happened again

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WRONG

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and yet

FUCK

huge win for homosexuals worldwide

Brennan got sagan'd so hard lmao

GAY PRIDE WORLDWIDE

lame and gay

yayyy :)

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he still might get relegated
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all the guys from yesterday good today, crazy

ah yes jaybeen on the Montreal thats great thats cool

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if they dq him for that we can just stop cycling

bling lache

alright next race, someone warn me when mas is on the podium

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> jose been

Ayuso would have won the Vuelta

happy Primoz

 >>/120747/
yeah uh why isn't here there again? dude earns 10 million

At the back of the peloton riders are doping.

> Baudin, Quinn (Sean), and August
> All burning pointless matches and providing no velopoints
GOD DAMMIT

 >>/120744/
ah crap

I forgot to hit submit on my team changes

 >>/120752/
me too but I wouldn't know what to change anyways

 >>/120751/
I don't think that's baudin

 >>/120753/
well I'd have swapped MM out for sure

damn like half the startlist DNF'd already
will be another WC with like 20 finishers

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Circuit races always like this

hermans gone
voisard gone
jesus what a list

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gualdi too

ayuso skipping turns with an absolute jober

 >>/120760/
12th in WC TT last year, not terrible

who's canadian champ?
nice jersey on him

Matthews not a quitter (for some reason)

 >>/120762/
Canadian team but Woods is probably the one still there

> costiou dnf
Should have known not to pick fdj shitters

costiou on cam just for bertrand

fucking hell shut up jose bean

 >>/120767/
actually had to mute I can't take it

 >>/120763/
basically training for the roadrace, might as well get some KMs in

del toro also at the back again, what's his issue?

tandem

 >>/120770/
Isn't he always like this?

 >>/120772/
yeah but why, in a circuit it's stupid riding at the back
his team is strong enough to secure him a spot behind red bull

maybe del dopo just doesn't get it, maybe he doesn't understand how circuit races work

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I mean he is quite stupid let's not forget that

I think he just doesn't like to fight

> Announcers shit talking America
DEATH TO JOSE BEAN
BEHEAD ALL WHO OPPOSE THE USA

they are now saying kaden groves could win...

 >>/120775/
he did ok in Kigali, but that was hard enough to really stretch things out

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but there he had pog for orientation now he does not so he's confused and alone

everyone attacking in the feed zones like assholes lol

 >>/120780/
haha

 >>/120781/
a mate told me that in gravel they specifically wait for feed zones to attack as hard as possible

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that somehow doesn't surprise me, they also cut the course all the time and probably haven hidden hjaelpers in the woods

Ben O'Healy raiding

 >>/120784/
Nothing revulse me more than gr*vel racer

good group, wouldn't give them a minute

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If it's only EF pulling it's fine

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yeah and red bull for some reason closing the gap on their own guy taktik

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They're blocking now

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Yeah, why not make Decathlon pull here

yes well
Cattaneo with a nice saddle

specialized chuds in the mud

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yes well
what I actually wanted to post first

fucks sake I unmute and she's sniffing

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equipetv again

charmpig at it again

hey I accidentally picked Yates and he does things

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this is EXCELLENT news for me

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not even sniffing, she's straight up out of breath from being so fat

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doesn't start until 21:10, male volleyball is more important to them.

I forgot that benny hill existed. what a disappointing season for him.

CHUTE

chute

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> Remco Evenepoel on his new celebration: "Oumi thought it was time that I had something of my own. We had a month to think about it together."
pussy-wipped

lemon
72
sean quinn
brap alfonso
lidl rider

Why is arensman here if he's not doing WC? Does he hate grug or something?

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he is not allowed to do the WC from his team apparently

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> Braz
FUCK and he was actually doing well

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So pathetic lmao

WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN

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all of the gc gods are
> pog
> remco
> vingo
bet seixas and dopo will be too given enough time

well there go 2 of my guys

lemon back on the bike
also ayuso laché

ho ho ho, classic benny hill

Benoit HILL

Decathlon demanding someone else work now that only two going forward

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feel like a lot of guys are hiding their power level for the WC

oh no no no chessmen, we were too cocky

DNF Lemon
DNF Zambanini

The fuck is pidcock doing

attack so strong the entire peloton can follow

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just got rid of the helper

Gee looking broken

DNF Gee-West

that's clearly jorgenson you British muppet

slippery roads, should cancel this stage according to vuelta babies

Can't listen to her, shall be lagged but in kurwaspeak.

PCS predicted that Jorgen Sohn will DNF a long time ago.

> narvaez to L39ION confirmed

Will Remco attack Van Gils if the break isn't brought back?

> 95 DNFs already

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I don't think so, he's the best puncheur there and making him happy is probably a career of servitude

Damn the boomer is just dickriding paul seixas. This is going to be my life for 10 years

> silva useless in the easy race
> good in this one
weird

40 seconds is a lot of time

Pierre-Andre who?

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Ya, this is a very strong break

Liddl trek really fucked up this one

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> would have been better off not adjoosting and just keeping him and isac in

live view of an FDJ rider giving up and cashing his paycheck

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funny how often we can use this phrase

kek they modeled this small climb in mywhoosh and I kinda recognize it

ynr michael woods

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After movistar masterclass this vuelta they are officially the peloton worste tactical team

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he deserves it

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the ski mountaineer?

if seixas and pidcock don't attack next climb than the break wins

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Seixas gf is some XC skiing qt.

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I find it hard to believe that remco really leaves this to van gils

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Liddl is sending it

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I also wasn't aware that van gils is berting

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why not, he did say he would rather hide in this race a little if possible to not show true form

Just got home, how the fuck die johannesen win

HAHAHAHAHAHA REMCO SEETHING

remco SEEEETHE

lmao

remco remcoing

dick move by skujins though

SEETHE

hilly diesel is quite something

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him seething like this deosn't really feel like he wants to hide

impressed by how fast he can snap into pure seethe mode tbh

let's go brandon

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a bit, but there was still room for Remco there if he had tried rather than seething

waar remco?

UAE intervention

BEN BEN BEN

Legit question, what's remco IQ?

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looking for skujins

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94

If I see anyone other than UAE on the front now I will seethe remco-style

S E E T H E
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damn that one redhead had a fat ass

kek the interview will be so spicy
> I felt good but some lidl asshole decided to intentionally block me

I'm reading a book with the stream. on mute and missed Remco seethe...

top kek pure seethe attack now

On y va, a little late.

we gaan

fucking hell ben hilly is riding away, what an absolute beast

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With a little help from the moto

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oh yeah that moto is close lol

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lekker, feels good to be on top in la vuelta again

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5m top

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> ben hilly

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Congratz Bertman, starting scraping as we speak.

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But also the situation in the chase is insane. I blame del Toro

damn that's some remco vo2max interval

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Crazy that they're not putting remco to sleep.

What's the point of the British Petroleum logo being shown all the time?

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> mkv
Sorry about that.

when do we start to believe

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eulalio working in a group with 3 UAE's is wild

slurpage G2, they are waiting for memco or what?

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they're too focused on slurping to not catch HILLY

well congratulations G2, remco joined you

nice motorpacing kek

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BAUDIN wins

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> night at me Nan's
> Thames intro
> Benny Hill with dubbing
Very comfy nostalgia, especially since I live in this flat now.

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surprised he didn't get wurgslanged

that beaver is going NUTS

g2 slurping, peloton looming

No slurping seixas

he ain't gonna make it but that's alright it's about the message

dude there's a moto 2 meters in front of g2 too
fuck off with this shit

slurp slurp

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nah

SEXASS furiously weak

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Dude he can touch the moto

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he did the leadout

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he's gonna be the WVA to Del Toro's MVDP

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Akhem.

phuuooaahh

SEXASS THERMONUCLEAIRE

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damn are you ever correct

is he weak or thermonuclear

phwoar

remco gave up or something

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INCROYABLE

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matches etc.

del toro pas normal

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> caught by MCNULTY
I am correct

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baudin staying loyal to his wheel

reee stop showing ads on l'equipe and show sexyass already

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if not for Skujiņš he would've made it

It's DEL TORO of course, I don't know why I am listening to Jose Beam

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damn dude you're no better than jose been

Remco lost his punch or what?

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blew his wad closing the gap while the others were playing around

Ok now we can stop complaining about motordoping

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kek honestly is jbean ever correct, I immediately assume she's wrong whenever a riders name is called

no way that remco wins the worlds

sluuuuuuuuuuuurp

Okay let's try if it works

EVENEPOEL FURIOUSLY WEAK

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I'm not sure, he seethed too easy his legs were probably not good to start with

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I hope not, but I don't want Del Toro or Seixas either

> 33km to go on la chaine l'équipe
fuck you France for not showing it live and fuck you Jose Bean.

atleast the WC will be open, I think anyone from these both groups could win with a well timed attack

remco WC odds tanking hard
del toro odds recovering hard
seixas new favorite

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van eetfeel should be the leader for team Belgium

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he's not even going, needs to farm uci points in slovakia or something

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+grug, mas, ROGLIC

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do you really see grug still with these guys? I'm off the grug train again
wout too

Seixas attacks like a wild beast

del dopo is kwaking seixas big time here, that's a hard attack and dopo is barely even breathing

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This guy is doped beyond any comprehension

BETTIOL
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we'll see him in Luxembourg

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In top shape yeah, who knows what happened to him during his MTB training

luv healy, me

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um, he's in Montreal right now at this very moment. all the needs to do is to bully somone (w)out the team.

team america on the pursuit after a Mexican on the loose

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winning against jobbers there won't mean anything for this
why isn't he here anyway

seixas caught sleeping lmao

CAUGHT LOOKING

holy inattentiveness batman

mogged

squeaking at mexico
what a weak sprint seixas has

Rarely you see someone caught sleeping so hard.

thanks for the velopoints remco

caught sleeping lmao

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easy for mexico

please, please pay attention to the sprint

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I don't think I am ready for a beaner dopeur in rainbow.

he did go really early but seixas my man...

why the fuck are you leading burrito out, just completely stop pedaling at 800m to go

Del Toro and Seixas will be so much better than Pogi and Jonas

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question is will his UAE teammates help him position because he has NOBODY

 >>/120973/
he just has to wait and look at belgium vs france deathmatch

 >>/120969/
Remco will save the day because distance

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has he ever done these? they should suit him

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no he's usually ended his season already because he's depressed from his failure at MTB

 >>/120957/
too many altitude meters he's said, I don't think grug can win this vs the climbers

two GT podiums from GALL this year

seixas is winning lombardia for sure

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I didn't see so I answer a bit late.
Partly a pogiboy partly I always reached GC fatigué after the tour, so I wasn't watching much before the chute either

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He better hopes those Vuelta boys aren't dead because he has no other teammates

if i didnt switch out mcnulty for yates i mightve won this one overall

 >>/120981/
I thought the GT battle was good but the problem was they never had the incentive to fight for the stage because the teams are so weak they kept letting 60 riders get away.

There needed to be more stages like that one Mas won.

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my proposal? Every team can use a one off power up of a team full of kenyan pacers like in marathons to reel in the break.

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Other proposal: blue shells

what did I miss, did Remco do some solid seething?

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already in the game

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Movistar used this in the time trial

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GC.  >>/120990/

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Probably his best seehte of the year

 >>/120987/
yea he got blocked when the winning move came

has there been a remco reaction?