/bert/ - ciclismo

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ROGLIC to win the La Vuelta ciclista today

GallFORMenjoyerbros how are we feeling

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29 	Christian Scaroni
25 	Romain Grégoire
17 	Giulio Pellizzari
16 	Lenny Martinez
13 	Alessandro Fancellu
12 	Alex Aranburu
7 	Jan Christen
6 	Michael Storer
5 	Benoît Cosnefroy
5 	Mikkel Frølich Honoré
4 	Antonio Tiberi
4 	Roger Adrià
3 	MARC HIRSCHI
3 	Natnael Tesfatsion
2 	Diego Ulissi
2 	Stefano Oldani
2 	Lorenzo Finn
1 	Mattia Bais
1 	Ben O'Connor
1 	Nicolas Vinokurov
1 	Fabio Christen
1 	Edoardo Zamperini
1 	Maxime Decomble
1 	Ion Izagirre
1 	Lukas Nerurkar
1 	DAVIDE DE PRETTO
1 	Simone Velasco
1 	Daniel Felipe Martínez
1 	JEFFERSON ALVEIRO CEPEDA
1 	Adrià Pericas
1 	Clément Venturini
1 	Igor Arrieta
1 	Alexandre Delettre

> 6=

2 Christian Scaroni Romain Grégoire Giulio Pellizzari Lenny Martinez Alessandro Fancellu Alex Aranburu
> frfr on god
> OPTAKT ENJOYER


2 Christian Scaroni Romain Grégoire Giulio Pellizzari Lenny Martinez Jan Christen Mikkel Frølich Honoré
> Richie Porte Memorial Team
> Slome Duikelaar

 >>/119641/
84 points spent and still a very average team. interesting.

 >>/119641/
FUCK
PCS wasnt even updated yet and now I'm stuck with a non existant hirschi

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 >>/119643/
Bert be like
> hmm what would be a good pick in the year 2026

 >>/119645/
he's gonna pop off any day now

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guest nation news:
Malawi to send the daughter of social minister to the Miss World competition instead of the winner of Miss Malawi

 >>/119643/
Well you could have known since he's supposed to be in canada tomorrow and the concorde doesn't fly anymore

 >>/119643/
Why would anyone be picking an existent HIRSCHI????

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the autistic urge dictates that every team must be exactly 100 points and i saw no other way

> 50 man break
And all your guys will be caught out

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> 18 degrees and me feet are already cold

 >>/119650/
> using 100 velocoins

Surprisingly small number of Tesfatsion pickers, surely this is a good thing for my team

Is the younger VAN -ACKHOVE a more promising runner than the elder VAN -ACKHOVE?

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seems like rape is on the menu tonight

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Seems like our visit in the Alps was last minute

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 >>/119657/
For me it was 3h of stupidly easy endurance and even I became quite bored by the end despite watching an ok movie and a tv show episode

 >>/119658/
> Blick zur Bertaczek Fundstelle.

 >>/119657/
I actually managed to ride three days since Friday (which is best for me in like a year). I'm quite sore and will do a bit of zone t** on the vine machine later. 

I am simply incapable of riding easy outside

W*UTERS wins in Romania

 >>/119662/
Woutists, we can't stop winning

 >>/119662/
Based rutte

Hayter getting humiliated by Thornley?

 >>/119664/
Find some sponsors who stick around for more than one year and use the Olympics to make it happen.

 >>/119664/
He is probably right that most riders would prefer California to Guangxi but who is going to pay for it?

 >>/119667/
yeah, right after the olympics is a good time to restart; the old formula of alternating North-South and South-North was good, but it's too bad a lot of great roads are far from populated areas

 >>/119664/
the entire Malawibert wanted you to perform at leadville and you did not, you should hide under a rock (on a mountain) until you acquire sufficient strength to do better next time, swine.

 >>/119665/
Said no one ever in NL

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Who the fuck is signing this obvious dopeur

 >>/119673/
Cofidis

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LOTTO

 >>/119674/
Do they know the doping controls on CT level are basically nonexistent

Looks like * * * peaked for the prologo

 >>/119668/
Guanxi is gone anyway after next year

 >>/119677/
Tao?

Cosnefroy has awoken

 >>/119679/
No, not T*o, * * *

 >>/119681/
J*ao A*m*ida

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Oliveira bros, we're feasting

J-wow!

Almeida is so close to hitting good form. What a frustrating season this year has been

Sasha chute on paint.

KUNG KUNG KING KUNG KING KING KUNG KING KUNG

Giulio va

 >>/119689/
I feel a bit stupid

Joao is BACK

Danes when they need to come up with names: Salby, Dalby, Hansen, Pedersen

 >>/119690/
No Giulio but the famous Catkiller-Sydney duo. We shall see.

Kămna looks pretty uncomfortable

> Almeida positive split
this is how you know there's still a little bit missing

Kûng looking GOOD

Romeo chuted as insult to injury

 >>/119697/
Unmitigated desaster.

FFB is a real "jack of all trades, master of none"

rare küng with green numbers

lmao KING KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG

If KUNG KUNG KUNG does this it will sweeten the desaster significantly.

fuckin W*** better not take this from him

> KUNG slower than quadriplegic ALMEIDA

 >>/119704/
11s faster actually

 >>/119704/
catch up

> wout

Pellizzari caught

Go on Giulio

PELLIZARRI abnormal

 >>/119708/
edit: what!

They had him 3 meters away.

this is BULLSHIT

The king.

Cosnefroy lol, of course when I didn't pick him

was that the KING?

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merda

> 5 Benoît Cosnefroy
Noice, I adjusted him out.

that's a lot of green!

And ARAMBURU in top5, hell

The other KUNG faltered, shan't win.

 >>/119721/
gonna be close, I think Kưng has it

> there's a town in south tirol named Sulden
how did they get away with it?

 >>/119722/
Shart also limping, on the other hand I am listening to future developments.

HIRT will barely make the time cut

 >>/119724/
can you share the vuelta picks again?

Cosnesqueak' first win in a race without a French name

C'EST FINI

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 >>/119728/
merci

I FUCKING hate Lenny

 >>/119697/
That's just GREAT

Mhm I had delettre as placeholder for adria yesterday. Would have been a great team otherwise

 >>/119732/
We've got the same but Arambaru-Delettre

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I have seen enough
MAS NICOLAU will actually put time into ROGLIC in this very ITT

> Gall did TT training and sacrificed some aerodynamics in favour of more power

top kek

W*ut looks morbidly obese

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> sacrificed some aerodynamics

 >>/119735/
I've said it before they just put him on the bike as comfortably as possible and see where it goes.
They might as well put him on a road bike

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cannot sacrifice what is not there, great gains from decathlon

 >>/119735/
how much more aerodynamics can that man sacrifice

by the way I found out that apparently PFP indeed has a disability that prevents her from riding more aero (leg artery surgery or something)
I have found no information about gall but since he rides with his legs out to the side I wouldn't be surprised if he has something similar

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I am now reminded of the great Pippo GANNA totally humiliating w*ut van aert at the Dwarven doors of Flanders

ROGLIC was taking a last minute shit
Adjust accordingly

man those canadian races are STACKED
it's hard to see the sprinter variant not be dominated by all these climbers

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 >>/119744/
hardest goombles of the year

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We are all having the same team, almost to the six.

You can tune in now the important lads are starting

 >>/119743/
He is going to be light as a feather

 >>/119747/
none of these guys can tt

 >>/119749/
ahem roglic won a gold medal

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AI medicineman is once again telling me to fight for me hair (or lack of thereof)

 >>/119750/
well yeah except him
it's like beating cripples

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CHUTE CARAPAZ

holy fuck cararat chuting with that fucking helmet had me choking

rare slovenian tt jersey

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I have on good authority MAS NICOLAU will do a Michael RASMUSSEN tribute today

CAM ON FELIX
GIVE US MORE MEMES

gall with the visor because people laughed too much

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I am scared
MAS will probably win the ITT by over a minute over KUNG

And yes, he WILL catch GALL

Never been so excited about a spanish race

AERO Mas

> skjelmose slower than berthet
lmoa

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2005 or 2007?

Consider this: Mas world champion

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oi vueltards why are you showing gall exclusively from this ground angle? What's up with that what's the reason for that?

ROGLIC SLOW

 >>/119765/
the triple entente

> he's 6 seconds up on Gall already
is that supposed to be impressive? expected 20

 >>/119770/
G-Gall is doing a giga positive split while roglic is doing the most negative split you've ever seen!

Mas with pulsating aero chevron on his fucking skull.
This is a sign!

> +8
not bad

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Jarno WIDAR was 3 (three) minutes (minutes) slower than Jan HIRT

> ground angle again
kek

almost nothing will change in GC

double moto escort for mas

Skjelmose losing to Omrzel and Berthet. Maybe two grand tours is too much for him.

 >>/119778/
don't understand lidl, such a shit team they sent too

Great TT from ROGLIC

Somehow my pain as an Almeida fan increased today

But at least I'm hopeful for next year (as long as his immune system cooperates)

Why won't other renners also get this sort of motopacing?

abnormal

only 30s to roglic, it's time masbros
it's fucking time

impressive 
very nice

> Jan HIRT finished ITT inside the very elite TOP 100

I think Mas is more than strong enough handle it, but surely Rogla has to raid on stage 20. On paper the gap isn't that bad and it's not like he has anything to lose.

 >>/119787/
bora doesn't have the balls, or riders

 >>/119787/
dont think rogla has the watts for that mas has been outright better so far

 >>/119789/
Kinda has to still try no matter what, no? What's the worst that could happen? Lose 2nd to Gall? I really doubt he or RB care about that.

 >>/119790/
I don't think Primoz can be bothered to put that much effort into it anymore.

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> boichis

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Fancellu DNF

 >>/119778/
Axelgaard was right, once again

 >>/119793/
entire bahrain team except a rand hungarian I've never heard from is dead

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RIP Mohoric. Gone but not forgotten.

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Lenny is a piece of shit little rat

a bert won the overal
don't forget to make a team for tomorrow immediately

 >>/119797/
scammed bahrain for another contract, legend

 >>/119801/
> Can't connect to MySQL server on '127.0.0.1:3306' (1)
The fucking site works like fucking shit

 >>/119746/
I don't think that's true at all, there are so many options

 >>/119804/
Well it's impossible to not pick Seixas Remcuck and Pidcock/Lel Toro and then you have like 5 coins left

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 >>/119804/
done

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 >>/119798/
i should OF gone outside, albeit for short 90 minutes
it feels like 40 degrees inside at the rape

BIG mistake

 >>/119806/
i only have 2 of these riders

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Bert won!

 >>/119809/
insane

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> secret esotheric knowledge

man, I missed the day of the kings. And that full squeaker podium in Italie makes me squeak

glad KUNG is getting his TT wins this year since his classics results have taken a tumble

Second ever grand tour victory for 2door. I don't know how much Cofidis and Lotto made today (Aranburu made 100 UCI points today), but in my count Tudor just overtook both teams in the 3 year ranking.