/bert/ - ciclismo

new thread new me

Hello where is everyone

Yes, I am here now.

 >>/118634/
bertaczek is stuck in traffic in München I guess

Fucking hell if this Lauryssen fella wins... Patjebert is always so GOD damn lucky

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CRAPS

 >>/118637/
Never mind he lost 30 seconds in 30 seconds

 >>/118637/
Its' called skill

I just realized my team only has 3 functional riders left heh that's funny

yorben yobber 1:08 ahead

22 velopoints doing the leadout for vermesesch

grinding sprint here

What a messy sprint

painful to watch lol

källberg 3rd?

wtf källberg 3rd behind kooij and merlol

 >>/118645/
headwind + incline, hard to do a real leadout; at least it slowed it down so much that no one chuted

 >>/118648/
 >>/118647/
Finnbert warned us!!!

McDonald's 10th again

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rough

Kooij relegation? swerved into Vernon

More like Axel KällGOD

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what a CLEAN list, clearly Wout will feel at home

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no ZLM stream today as they are in another province, they don't seem to care in Barbant.

TORILLE
Greatest Finnish result since Jaakko Hänniningz

> stops being a 4 pointer after one race in your path
 >>/118657/
Congrats! I'd be spamming stupid frogs if he had my flag, not to mention if I knew him or especially was his teammate.

Vacek betrayed by Walscheid

KÄLLBERG and MCDONALDS wow

 >>/118651/
what kind of name is Boas

 >>/118658/
This May I asked how he wanted to race our first race, and off-handedly said "I suppose you're not a sprinter, more like a classics guy". He proceeded to attack on lap 1/7, was finally caught before the last lap, and still came second in the final bunch sprint. Today he only loses to Kooij and Merlier after being in the breakaway all day yesterday... nI never doubted you Axel heh

CHUTE Sander DE PESTEL

so decathlon rider who chuted was none other than Sander de Pestel.

 >>/118663/
concerning news

> 12th on GC sprinting for 4 sec bonus

KÜNG is gonna win the TT

 >>/118667/
he FUCKING better

4 minute for skelly

let me get this straight, wout and brennan ride against each other.

What the fuck are they doing

I wish Brennan was on any other team

lmao, Rolf hyping up Skjelmose for the podium now. He never learns

fuck uno-X

Damn UAE might have no riders by the end of the vuelta

Fuck W*ut

 >>/118675/
Good

fuck uno x and wout

 >>/118678/
diese

Come to quick step brennan

 >>/118680/
He's the new sagan, he can't

 >>/118680/
Crazy good fit once Merlier leaves

 >>/118681/
Come to... Bora? Total energies ineos?

 >>/118683/
He should stay at Visma. Jonas has one maybe two good seasons in him at best and then Brennan will be their best rider who they plan their entire season around.

 >>/118684/
Nah, he'll have to slave for wout for at least 3 more years

 >>/118684/
Visma can't find sponsors

> PCS is not about personal enrichment. It’s a mission to enrich the sport.

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 >>/118686/
Once Plugge secures a deal where he gets part of the Tour de France TV license money all will be fine

 >>/118686/
why is that?

 >>/118688/
And the vip tent on alpes d'huez

 >>/118689/
they probably want more sponsor money than companies are willing to give

 >>/118687/
I've seen the PCS camper and PCS wife irl, he's living the life sipping wine while PCS Pro pay pigs are enabling this.

Embarrassing performance by Lidl Trek once again today

 >>/118689/
bad business decisions, they flunked some good offers

 >>/118689/
Dutch team and dutch companies don't want to sponsor anything anymore.

 >>/118695/
truly a shell of their former glory

2bqh maybe the other teams WILL let Richie in the break

 >>/118697/
you only pull these moves in non mountain stages
and carapaz can only attack on climbs

 >>/118698/
what's wrong with doing it in the mountains?

 >>/118699/
they don't let you go for 5 minutes in the mountains

Skelly will end up with like 2 minute max

 >>/118700/
That happened yesterday. I think Carapaz' problem is that he is not too far behind yet. They would also have chased him down today.

> Participants in the Sunday Race Club of training platform MyWhoosh are required to purchase pedals with integrated power meters costing nearly 700 euros. This is the result of a collaboration between the training platform and Favero, a manufacturer of power meters. Anyone who does not use these pedals can kiss their prize money goodbye.

 >>/118701/
Nat, should be tree or so. But missing the slag from the slag was criminel.

Hehehe time for W*ut to slave

 >>/118702/
yeha but omrzel isn't profiled like skjelmose or carapaz

 >>/118703/
based

 >>/118705/
lol they're going to ride for wout's win again

MAGAgnotti already washed losing to the likes of walshit

 >>/118708/
Idiots. He will lose the sprint to Fischer-Black or something

Bisiaux doing too much

 >>/118710/
Handful of riders are fast enough here

wout wouting

Based VPP

Hahaha and now that little rat on his wheel. Big humiliation ritual incoming

he's already taking turns like a good boy

 >>/118701/
It's gonna be 2 minutes, lazy assholes.

Parrot-Painter is renowned for his sprint, right?

 >>/118719/
his sprint to bodyweight ratio might be the best in the peleton unironically

 >>/118719/
In Romandie? Many doubted.

lame

Whatever

 >>/118717/
lame

WOUT WOUT WOUT

Woutists of the world rejoice

widar is surprisingly fast

Remking sisters, we're going to have to deal with that again

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Can pick Industry and Artisanship now, the autumn hath cometh.

 >>/118729/
I'll have to watch carefully my boy bettiol form go up before picking him

 >>/118728/
Both would be good winners, but I'm hoping for some tactical disaster kino

 >>/118727/
that was crazy, almost beat Brennan??

 >>/118731/
If france is smart there won't be tactic involved just pure 4 minute w/kg test. But voeckler is going to make prudhomme pull with wout or something

 >>/118733/
I have a feeling that the title being served on a silver platter to Grug by both France and Belgium is among the most likely outcomes

 >>/118734/
His team is terrible though and no one will want to sprint with him. Very hard to see him win to be honest

 >>/118734/
grug is omloop cursed and if you still don't believe in it you're a fool

 >>/118736/
He just did his best tour

what is a widar

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Spain provisional

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Britain

> italian squad classics
wtf is this

Rakousko
Home

 >>/118742/
Germans are crazy, you don't have to pay to use their Autobahn and then there's no tempo limit. Of course they have no money left for important things like trains.

 >>/118743/
I ran thru 1 (one) regular german village and I had no idea how german village signs look like so its possible i rode like 35 more than allowed (at least until first obvious houses)
how likely it was booby trapped with speed camera?

and boy, i rode around fern passo and now to solden, there are beautiful bike paths right next to roads and those bike asshole still ride on the road
none of them had any light too
GET OF THE ROAD

 >>/118744/
very

 >>/118743/
it does not matter how much money you give to deutsche bahn there is no path where that money leads to better product and service with that company
its a money grave

> Wout would be a well-deserved world champion. Time for Remco to help him win this title and give something back for a change. It would be good for his (negative) image. This is assuming Pogi doesn't participate..., and even then Wout would deserve it.

people are genuinely insane

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 >>/118748/
what has wout done to deserve anything? He's not even there for vingo no more
he doesn't deserve SHIT

 >>/118749/
honestly vingegaard should ride the WC in service of wout, it's the least he can do
roglic too

I got a free summer Ötztal summer card from the Fraulin, might take a gondola ride on sunday

Waar Guillermo SILVA, they panicked after seeing his bloodwork?

 >>/118752/
these aren't the official teams yet, he could still show up

 >>/118753/
That last muro they have thrown in is made for hwim.

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 >>/118754/
I only believe in one rider

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 >>/118755/
10 velobuxes.

 >>/118756/
a steal

 >>/118750/
wout already got what he deserved (cucked mediocre lifetime contract)

Wout DOES deserve the rainbow as he's one of like 3 guys besides Pogi who will actually ride lots of classics + fight for something in GTs

Remco, Grug, Wout, that's it

It's absolutely grim if anyone else wins (sorry, Mads is too fat for me to consider him as a possibility)

 >>/118759/
yeah fuck seixas, say it loud and proud

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 >>/118759/
of these 3 only remco deserves the jersey
> grug 
is lame, barely races, pogi hjaelper in the spring
> wout
is flaccid and gay, weak, only won roubaix because of rng
> remco
actually does shit, has pulled back pog in 1 race before (only time he ever got pulled back)

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 >>/118761/
> nly time he ever got pulled back

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I'm not even a remco enjoyer this is just the truth
I may be a grug and wout hater though

 >>/118759/
Gonna be fun velodrama, Remco, Torito, Seixas 78, don't go too crazy with the leftover bux.

 >>/118762/
yeah I know but it doesn't fit the narrative, technically grug also pulled pog back before if you count closing down attacks as such

 >>/118765/
mas did a proper pull back though, I'm sure some people already changed the channel after pogi's attack

 >>/118766/
that was genuinely a ??? moment because pog did his normal 6.9 w/kg climbing performance on that hill and mas just flew past him

 >>/118764/
for me, it's the big tree (grug wout pidders) + 3 shitters

 >>/118764/
Rien SCHUURHUISbros... it is our time to shine as breakawayshitter

Remco is an islam convert to make his wife happy. The ultimate cuck move, can't get behind that. Seixas is based, goes to all the races, tries to follow pog in liege and strade instead of going tempo on redoute like a CUCK. He's also a cocky bastard but in a way smarter way than remco who's just pure manlet seethe

I'd rather see pidcuck WC than remco. Even wout is better

 >>/118771/
> W*ut
You take that back

 >>/118771/
all 3 are a detriment to cycling

 >>/118770/
idk seixas is really hard for me to get behind. Too much of a cunt, his horrific descending is triggering, absurd levels of obvious doping that everyone just ignores, his physiognomy.
How about del dopo

 >>/118774/
I like him, very class looking on the bike and nice riding still. But he's not cleaner than seixas...

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 >>/118759/

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Woutists, what a season we have had (even with the freak elbow infection)

 >>/118774/
 >>/118775/
I like his aggressive style but he is a complete retard and he will need to win at least two GTs to make me forget the horror of the 2025 Giro

 >>/118778/
I never doubted the redemption arc was on the way

 >>/118779/
that will hang over him for so long

sigh

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Why do old women keep trying to assassinate cyclists? (tour de britain)

> Grug
love him, but it's true he barely races
> wo*t
no
> Remco
I always start to like him and then he's really fucking annoying again; boring to watch
> Seixas
too young, very funny that he's a bit of a cunt after all these sweetie pie hopes like Bardet and Pinot
> Del Dopo
very classy on the bike but being virtually certain that he doped has made it impossible to root for him at all

> Why would you pull for W*ut?
Yes, exactly.

Can MAS save our season, CANYON chuds?

 >>/118786/
Made me look at their homepage. They are selling off some old rim brake Endurace framesets for 450 Swiss Francs. It doesn't show up when I change the country to Deutschland or Czechia.

Salby humbled in Shanghai.

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tim lellens really doesn't want to work for anyone not called pogi

 >>/118789/
Damn once again that's such a strong team. Honestly would be a huge failure if they don't win

 >>/118789/
that's a clear Nys/Memco co-captains with Segaert as plan C late attack for me.

 >>/118791/
van gils will be the shadow domestique

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what is this guy smoking

 >>/118789/
Lethal team.

 >>/118789/
That's a lot of people to drop on the first PRODHOMME pull

 >>/118793/
kek

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this is the end

 >>/118793/
his analysis: ye he's been pretty shit this race and I think he'll struggle to get in the break...

 >>/118798/
young comet something something

 >>/118799/
Since someone in /cyc/ pointed out the term comet I have noticed how often sports journalists use it.
It's in every other article and sometimes even when it's not appropriate.

 >>/118800/
Is it specific to danish. Never seen it in french tbqh

 >>/118801/
I think so because everyone in the thread were so confused. It's pretty straight forward meaning though I would say.
Someone who is getting good/successful fast, but journalists overuse it and sometimes say it about some random shitter getting a minor result.

 >>/118802/
I think if you use it in french it would be a similar meaning but someone that stop shining. Like a padun

 >>/118802/
always assumed it's just like rising star in English

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I hope you'll enjoy the 2 good races we have berts

 >>/118804/
Yes pretty much but I feel like comet has more emphasis on speed. It's more about bursting onto the scene rather than slow and steady improvement over a long time.

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Will we ever see another one? They should have let him do the tour

wout officially going for the KOM jersey now
can he make it

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what the fuck

 >>/118809/
damn you need to pick 12 riders lmao

 >>/118809/
those are particularly great as the start list gets revised often or get in just before the race.

 >>/118811/
there isn't even a startlist for the 2nd race on the list and you have limited transfers...

first time in 5 years someone else wins lombardia

 >>/118813/
Probably the next 5 qrz going to be his as well

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If bettiol wins I buy a xds bike in tricolore

 >>/118815/
finn is crazy

 >>/118816/
Do they have anyone better?

 >>/118817/
not really, maybe ulissi
just a hectic race for a young gun with lots of chute potential

 >>/118818/
Seixas did it last year it went fine.

finally getting some Cheese Ball points

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 >>/118793/
> Jan Hirt

I wonder if I'm the only one who still has 9 runners left. And yes that's a great jinx to have them all chute

DNS Moritz KRETSCHY, whoever that is