/bert/ - ciclismo

first for BIG

> WIDAR
Heh

Bisiaux will win and gay norge will seethe in the background

> W*ut running

Nice that Ormzel is apparently doing ok despite yesterday's crash, save my veloteam please

Yeah, it's almost autumn, most of the time you should not be spending all 100 points on your six runners.

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When I was
A young Bert
My father took me into the city
To see a cycling race
He said
"Bert, when you grow up, would be, the savior of the clean, the squeaking and the washed?
He said
"Will you defeat them, the dopeurs, and all the non-squeakers, the plans they have made?"

> WIDAR
Lmao even

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 >>/116632/

so it's a breakaway day. how generous from UAE.

4 minutes gap
I don't think MAS NICOLAU will catch them

Need Bisous to get there and deny gaylord.

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haha!

GIRMAY humiliated in Asia Minor

 >>/116638/
what a shocker

 >>/116638/
really?

I've seen enough, the break will make and W*ut will be outsprinted.

the perseguidor should just give up

 >>/116642/
That's so 2024 Bert

This is 2026. Wout is a sprinter again.

Unless Brennan of course.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2UunRMJLSlU
technical

CHUTE

!!! NASTY ASSASSINATION !!!

yeowch

snooze, bring back pogiwinslol

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Courtesy of **sbert

 >>/116650/
that's a criminel fact

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 >>/116650/
ROMELE

Finally a winner which is not BRENNAN or POGACAR.

Gyatt damn my dentist will NOT stop posting thirst traps

Did Luts shoot up one last magic potion before retirement? He might surprise in the sprint.

 >>/116650/
Nasty

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VyOrPrjMngk

This will forever be my favorite assassination

thx wout

 >>/116654/
you can't just tell us that

amazing road for descending

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> wout

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 >>/116657/

Attaque comical and parcheggio du VPP

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who the fuck is juan rodriguez?

 >>/116659/
Get your own big booba dentist

commentators keep saying Leknessund but graphic says Johannessen

kek, norge cucked by his own teamate

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 >>/116665/
Oh it not a he posting some shes, it's a her!
Hand them over Bert.

 >>/116666/
It's leknessund

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Gigantic chance for Tobian Holland to FINALLY win a stage and he gets cvcked by his own team mate

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so wout found new glasses after all

 >>/116664/
future Giro winner

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absolut widarlich

 >>/116675/
he's SO tiny

Gay Norge will have to look happy for his teammate but you just he'll be seething inside

Firstworks in the lote
WIDAR, HIRT and SKJEL MOOSE first casualties

> skjelly
yes, well

 >>/116678/
the big three

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Skjelly

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MUHLBURGER once again dropping GALL

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not much left of the peloton

LEKNESSUNDbros we are VINDICATED

painful watching Carapaz wrestle the bike

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el rato huffing sepp's farts

I'm squeaking about Rickytello

how is wout helping uno-x getting a 1+2 today helping sepp kuss exactly?

ATTAQUE NUCLEAIRE FELICITAT GALL

Wou3

ROGLIC LACHEE

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> wout

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*ahem*
fuck uno-x

woutpickers absolutely demolishing mads pickers today

They could make him stop for tobias

nice winner

and lol

Big win for the Norges

MAS used all his matches on that Pog info blackout.

> barely any gap
POGACAR totally washed

Pogacar saved a lot of matches today. I expect a sulphurous attack tomorrow.

WIDAR 4m30s behind the lote principal

Hehehe FUCK W*UT

Wout

Carapazbros... week 3 will redeem us

 >>/116706/
heh, my boy Teammate, he just needs more time

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 >>/116708/
Fixed for next time

 >>/116706/
Bertman is winning this whole shit for once.

He will make me widen the trophy column, I guess he almost has to get anudda star and four stars will look too squashed, especially with the jersey following suit.

Autismbert has Legnesund
Grim development

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I came to a conclusion that bohemian mountains like Bohmerwald, Isergebirge and Erzgebirge are superior to Alps in many ways to actually live there.
Sure, they are no Alps, but
> peaceful, no cagies
> BIG
> enourmous variety of various roads, paths and whatever
> easily 500m+ climbs
> great for road, gravel and MTB
> longer seasons
> in winter = you can easily do XC
suck for hiking of coursh

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 >>/116712/
Yeah hurray I can still win

Woutbros brennan could never do this

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Bart BUIJK is in Bulgaria

 >>/116715/
Lose? Yeah indeed

 >>/116716/
well that explains his absence from the Samsung race.

 >>/116717/
But brennan lost today

 >>/116719/
he saved matches while w*ut made a fool of himself
but all means he was a moral winner today

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Kek I kinda like him, he's a little like yung remco shitting on journos

 >>/116713/
Nothing beats massif central

 >>/116713/
After coming back from austria I've concluded I need to abandon Belgium

 >>/116723/
Belgium only exists so you can drive to France from the Netherlands (and some cobbles around Geraardsbergen)

 >>/116724/
Also hate sleurhutters on the highway now

 >>/116713/
it is written

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Another BIG ride tomorrow, unless the deadly thunderstorm that our bavarian friends send over wrecks too much shit
> 6km @ 8.2%
gonna be an interesting climb
and that's after another climb with 15%+ section

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 >>/116727/
heh, my boy, me, i will need a little bit more time

 >>/116728/
Still young... Only 55... Basically just a kid

someone is beaming the UCI flag into the sky. gays would claim that it's their flag while ponyfags would simply say it's a rainbow.

 >>/116727/
speaking of storms I'm about to be annihilated, sky's looking FREAKY

Watch UTMB Berts

How many posts before youtube link?

test
https://www.youtube.com/live/YKvTXlAaNEg?is=rz5kdjbM4Mwu4jbu

 >>/116733/
think it was 2 the last time I checked

 >>/116734/
kinda lame and gay I must say - pass

 >>/116736/
It’s pretty chaotic probably showing podiums now before they go back to the big race second monitor content

 >>/116734/
theyre not actually running and the weather protocol has been put into place

who is the jonas of running on mountains

 >>/116737/
now it's some people who just started I guess thats the main race?

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 >>/116735/
barely knew ya

 >>/116740/
thunder so strong the ground is shaking

 >>/116734/
Ewww running.

> Changed a shifter cable in less than 10 minutes
God I LOVE external routing

 >>/116743/
pretty sure I can do it <1 minute thanks to internal routing kek

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one of these runners is called meow meow

 >>/116732/
Unreal Tournament Mountainbike?

What's a Jakob Omrzel????

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> Locals were horrified by the footage of popular local cyclist Michael – also known as ‘Squeaky’ – being attacked by a youth riding a mountain bike as another cyclist filmed the incident

https://road.cc/news/crowdfunder-for-cyclist-knocked-off-bike-in-horrifying-unprovoked-incident-reaches-almost-3000

 >>/116750/
justice for squeaky

 >>/116744/
With adjust gearing? Hard to believe tbh

 >>/116750/
ONE SQUEAK TOO FAR (2026)

 >>/116752/
of course

 >>/116749/
The Slovenian Felix Gall.
Can't sprint, can't  TT , can't descend. But he can climb really good I guess.

 >>/116743/
I just charge my battery lol

 >>/116756/
No poor people shaming, thanks

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Watching my home team's football game for the first time in a while, the mics catch the drum's guy BANG BANG BANG so much, in the high tones, that it is barely watchable with sound. Prefered the crude soul of the old days and barely any sound or video engineering, heh.

 >>/116713/
cope. nothing beats the alps, except maybe dolomites and as mentioned massif central

 >>/116759/
I meant for living there, not for 1 week holiday

 >>/116760/
yes I know, for living there. who wouldn't want to live in the alps?

 >>/116761/
I wouldn't, the better question is why would you want to live there permanently

 >>/116762/
kino roads, rampas inhumanas, beautiful country side, no niggers, want me to continue?

 >>/116763/
I don't know, living in some valley with sunlight for 4 hours, with only 2 roads going other way, not too many other options, ridable only between June and October ...

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 >>/116763/
you have the perspective of a big city tourist
> roads
road density is very low so you have like 1 road to use and it's always high traffic
> rampas
well the roads are usually not built that steep idk I think you mean long climbs
> beautiful country side
which you can't use much because the weather is very bad 90% of the year so you just sit inside all day, plus if you see it every day it loses most of its charm quickly
> racism
well that's anywhere outside of cities even here in the countryside I'm usually the only non white around

 >>/116765/
> you have the perspective of a big city tourist
I live in the alps since over 30 years, thats my perspective

 >>/116766/
dont you live in wien?

 >>/116767/
on/off between tyrol, and only since a few years

 >>/116764/
> sunlight for 4 hours
not really, house is on the Südhang

> with only 2 roads going other way,
blatantly false

>  not too many other options
wut? I can go gravel up some comfy forest roads on 1500vm rampas, go flat gravelling, do passes, do a 200km pancake flat ride, MTB,... endless possibilities

>  ridable only between June and October
most winters I am riding outside even in january since winters are milder now

I feel like this is ragebait and I am to autismo to get it

 >>/116763/
How about practical family living?
Enough spots with public transport which is realiable and, er, reliable skintonewise?
I'd easily hunker down in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, could even be an off-grid alp rock hut but fuck me if I need to drive anywhere for anything, especially when kids get into their teen phase and I need to be a full time chauffeur nearing his sixties.

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> How about practical family living?
pretty car centric tbf, which is a positive for me

 >>/116771/
regrettable attitude among recreational cyclists

 >>/116772/
Now you basically have to live either in Bretagne or above 1000m altitude if you want fresh summers anyway

I mean me I'd live in Nice, personally. But some of you heatlets might complain

 >>/116772/
We're on vacation away from NYC and it drives me nuts (heheh) driving everywhere. Every time you want to do anything, have to get in the car. 

Go to the park? Car. Get a soda? Car. Go to lunch? Car. Get groceries? Car. Spend your whole day in the fucking car.

 >>/116774/
if you're montpellierbert I'd understand
for me, it's the region around Albertville

TotalEnergies is selling all their old bikes from their season where they rode ENVE, 1600eu for a frameset (new) including a stem + handlebars, for the paypigberts

 >>/116777/
Still not buying