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Mads edition

> Current and upcoming races

09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro
30.05 - 31.05 Tour of Estonia 2.1
31.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway Women 2.1 WE
04.06 - 08.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
05.06 - 08.06 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
06.06 - 08.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1 WE
07.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro WE
08.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro ME
08.06 - 15.06 Critérium du Dauphiné 2.UWT
09.06 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
09.06 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
12.06 - 15.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
13.06 Grosser Preis des Kantons Aargau 1.1
13.06 - 15.06 Tour Féminin International des Pyrénées 2.1 WE
14.06 Duracell Dwars door het Hageland 1.Pro
14.06 Elmos Dwars door het Hageland 1.1 WE
15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
15.06 Elfstedenronde Brugge 1.1
18.06 - 21.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
18.06 - 22.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
21.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
22.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
22.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
24.06 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT

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 >>/11068/
> A cytomegalovirus (CMV) infection is a condition caused by a common virus. 

> The CMV virus stays in the body for life after infection.

> CMV spreads from person to person through body fluids. These include blood, saliva, urine, semen and breast milk.

> Symptoms of a CMV infection can include a fever, fatigue and a sore throat. But the virus rarely causes symptoms in healthy people. If you're pregnant or if your immune system is weakened, CMV is cause for concern. 


so basically this guy got the AIDS



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jonas would be at the phone, while del stier simply has his mom right there suspiciously standing next to some Israeli occupied area flag.
 >>/11075/
try endchan.org if .net loads like shit. other than that there is no roaming within the EU, but I guess you don't have an unlimited data plan to save some money.

















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 >>/11090/
Pretty boring imo. No real GC battle two weeks into the race, no good breakaway action, no interesting fight for the secondary jerseys... Only like one really good stage so far


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 >>/11096/
That's my point, actually. The gravel stage was amazing, but the only other differences in the GC have basically been from TT's. And three stages with GC implications after 13 days of racing is kinda weak, imo.


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So I once fell on my elbow and that hurt for like a year. And I just bumped that elbow. The pain is undescribable. Why does life have to be suffering. Your whole body breaks down with age. All your past injuries will NEVER fully recover.



















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imagine the BILLIONS bookies make by fixing Pidcocks odds to a favorite position on any and all races that even remotely suit him








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 >>/11084/
Yes it's sunny and lovely
But it's like torteen degrees

Tomorrow I got myself talked into some bigger group ride for some reason. We start at 8:00 (dunno why) at it's supposed to be 7 (SEVEN) degrees in the morning, torteen in the afternoon. But sunny, almost spotless.
I have no idea how to dress.



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Group rides that start early during any season but summer are profound mental retardation, we have those as well. Imagine starting around 8-9 in winter when its like -2 and wet as fuck instead of starting at 12 when its +1 and completely dry. Goes for fall and early spring (or cold late spring like now) as well

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 >>/11130/
I mean I don't ride in group but I understand. I really don't like riding after lunch. It feels you spend your whole morning waiting to ride instead of actually riding




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 >>/11132/
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Well I can't relate to either of those concerns but it looks like enough others can. I mean shit if people want to degrade the quality of their ride and increase suffering for no gain then so be it, doesn't concern me anyways since there are only slow groups around here at the moment






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 >>/11127/
The sun in the afternoon will warm you up. The cycling industry invented gr*vel jerseys with extra pockets, so you can store arm warmers and gilet there. But you have that extra size saddle bag, don't you?




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 >>/11141/
I don't have one
And I also don't have an ideal cycling base layer. I am using just a regular icebreaker merino which is god-tier for hiking but for cycling, i don't know, it just lets cold wind thru like nobody's business, so it's kinda useless without a Gillet



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 >>/11099/
I woke up with pretty severe knee pain today for no reason. never in my life did my left knee hurt since I can remember. I did not touch it, I did not run or anything. is this what getting old means?



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 >>/11148/
yes.
The worst part being injuries never truly healing.
You may not feel pain anymore and still have pretty good mobility.
BUT
It ain't ever gonna be the same.

I had quadicipital ligament injury.
After rehab, and a long time, while it does not pain me it just isn't the same.











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 >>/11161/
him and hershe were so good in the early season then they suddenly evaporated in the ardennes. really thought this would be his breakout race. oh well. at least i didnt pick landa heh

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 >>/11162/
I really thought these tudor dudes would go in every break
so far I'm really disappointed, it's not like they're working for storer they're just in the grupetto chilling



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Hello, Bert!

On Sunday, we are celebrating Towel Day by watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy at 19:00 UTC. It's an official holiday on Endchan, since it was themed after the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Join us! Don't Panic!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner




















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> “We have sprinter Paul Magnier, of course, but he states that the Giro is not the Etoile de Bessèges. That is — to be clear — absolutely not a reproach. He is 21 years old and is riding his first Grand Tour. Then you pay the price. Paul has also had his share of bad luck in this Giro. In the stage to Naples he crashed badly. To still manage to get a third place: well done. Last year he had a bad fall in the Tour of Britain, where we underestimated the impact a bit and partly out of necessity had to leave him in the hospital. That crash stuck in his clothes, but judging from Naples he has now put that episode behind him.”

> “Paul was really disappointed on Thursday. He was basically where he should have been in the sprint, but then rode into a hole and his chain came off. He quickly got it back on and finished eighth, which means we should actually take our hats off again. But at the same time it is of course also a missed opportunity.” >"We are not shortchanging anyone when we say that we cannot offer Paul a real sprint train here. On Thursday, we were in the lead far too early in my opinion. You cannot accuse Josef Cerny of a lack of effort, but he had to keep Paul in front by riding partly on and partly off the road. I held my breath when I saw it."

doesn't say anything wrong really

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> Mathieu has had a very good rest period above all,” says Roodhooft about his rider. “The past three weeks have been good in terms of training volume. On Thursday he trained here in the Czech Republic, the days before that it was a bit less. But he is in pretty good shape at the moment, if you look at it in his preparation for the Tour de France . Mathieu has cycled on the mountain bike twice: once a long endurance training and once a shorter training with some intervals. Thursday morning was the third time, when he reconnoitered the course here in Nové Město.
Top kek. Imagine being a XC shitter right now





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Perfect weather here which makes my situation worse. I tried to push it but I felt so fucking tired. I've been feeling like shit all week, I really needed a 7h night, not 3





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 >>/11195/
honestly kinda sad that was his biggest long climbing performance. he was sulphur on grand colombier in 2023 but he really is a mountainlet. not even going to mention his TT



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 >>/11199/
Dude could be the undisputed GOAT of XC, spend his winter in spain and summer in the alps. Instead he spends his winter in belgium and fights for 15th spot on GC in the giro with rubio and harper












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 >>/11209/
we havent had a proper hard filter mountain yet. if someone has the balls it could happen. wouldnt be surprise if ineos hard pace again to try and get back time for bernal


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 >>/11210/
Broad shoulders are a turn off for me, usually you can't carry big tits without building up broad shoulders from bearing the load, but waist down?
Wew. More hips only pls.































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 >>/11239/
I'm not big on top of the line pro gear in general, used or not. Reason being that its all weight optimized and that always comes at the cost of durability and longevity
























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> refreshing last thread every so often
> Last post is Laporte off TdF team
> No new posts
> Figure endchan is dead
Turns out I'm just retarded.






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 >>/11269/
Did that for good 10 minutes yesterday.
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This one looks like something I would gladly dislocate my jaw to fit in.
The ones you usually post seem to much milennial hip, menu written with chalk, served on a wooden plank, the burger guy is probably bearded, has a bunch of small random tatts and wears those black nitrile gloves. Those burgers seem like bunch of wholesale stuff thrown in and served as premium.
This one today looks like was by mister Petr the Pragmatic who knows his stuff and cuts the corners only when he has nothing better, i.e. the fries.




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always reassuring to know that those types of soulless restaurants arent just a burger thing. every time i get dragged to one it fills me with a sense of pathos to become a hermit in the mountains and scorn social contact.





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To a certain degree. I actually think the riding, when possible, has been pretty aggressive. Bernal and Carapaz the other day, Ineos on the gravel stage and even yesterday too. But it is really extremely hard to make this race exciting.



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Everything is coming from the West wholesale here, it is all parroting the newest thing which arrives a few years late and is already slopified through.
Tatts, burgers, wood oven pizza, barbers, botox parlors, music festivals, muscle cars, shitty autocad architecture, minimalistic interior design with bare brick walls and of coursh the gay race gommunism.
It is not even that the burgers are bad, usually they are but sometimes they are really good. They are slop anyways because it is just an installation of prepackaged and preapproved, gae social media optimized mode of doing a thing for money that often becomes a part of a surrogate personality together with other prepackaged blocks.
It has no local connection or any organic origin story, it's a disembedded and soulless container that makes it even harder to blend it in with good will because both the staff and clientele are the same bunch of stooges performing the same genre of a slopified, social media optimized, contrived shitlib persona.

My very own take is that only when you're not having a barber, burger, botox or a tattoo spot on almost every paved street in a small city like mine, only then you will know things are getting better.







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I like making burgors myself because it's fast and easy but I don't really feel like it's worth paying 10+ euros or whatever it is at those fancy places

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here a surprisingly large amount of them are owned by large chains trying there bestest to make it seem bespoke and local, i've seen the one-to-one exact same dishes at multiple different sit-down restaurants, only difference is they put a different two syllable french word on the store name. honestly the thing that pisses me off the most is the half-assed attempt to masquerade as something else, if it was just unabashedly transplanted I would be more amenable to it. the silver lining is that this city has no local culture to destroy so you more or less expect it. and the ethnic food is very good.




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wasn't brappert supposed to be the anime replacement for movistar? movistar signed reusser when it wasn't even clear if she ever gets healthy again and here we are.





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The smash burger is the new thing thing, or not so new anymore. Just squeeze the beef, thanks, that will be 5 bux extra.
There is also one genuinely good place in my town, came from a genuine interest and personal experience with good quality fast food in Berlin, I know these people.
It is the least sloppy but it became more with time because this is how it goes, you have to optimize for the burger clientele, shitlibs and light-beige clothed, expensive lease car riding middle-classers pretending they're nouveaux-riches.
But I can easily recommend it, haven't eaten there in 2 years or so, though.
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Burgerland at least has some legitimacy and heritage so attempts at sourcing bespoke stuff locally should have some level of initial confidence.
Here there is barely any beef culture, most of the beef will be milk cows slaughtered after they have done their run.
I remember seeing a series about these great fast food/food truck spots in the US, learning about all your burritos, Reubens, Philly cheeseteaks, really well produced and sold me on the topic.
Went for almost every food truck festival I could for 2 years or so and I have ran into maybe 3-4 of trucks that have genuinely good stuff. And that was when I was living in Wrocław, a true city where you should bring your at least B+ game.
The rest just hooked along with half-assed items made with wholesale stuff, especially the greenhouse tomatoes in everything made me give it up and admit I fell for some nicely filmed grilled food and some food writers salivating over it.









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Yeah the place is pretty honest in that they sell themselves like any other friterie here, they charge 11 euro's for "the burger of the month" (potato bun bread full of stuff) I consider that a bargain now.

As for foodtrucks that died here because it's just too expensive food and usually it's just fried slop. Also commune's over charge the trucks for standplaces so it's not even a fun thing to do for local people.







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There is nothing to show really. A solid Z2 to the start and then 140 watts average slowly dropping to double digits with some fellow runners still getting lachee'd. It was a pretty grim sight.




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tbf his TT results this giro are pretty good. if you just view him as a pure TT specialist he becomes a almost respectable runner. of course thats removed from reality. his ceiling is still [in theory] very high. surely it isnt hard to just force a runner to sit in the middle of the pedalton.




















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gotta hand it to the organizers. they managed to make the sprints interesting my making the finishing circuits so fucking dangerous kek










































































































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I know it's the natural thing to do what pissma did but it's kinda funny seeing all their riders whine about montmartre and profit from a cobbled chute today














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These will be wrong again, but I will be looking through which sprints count for points for this asshole veloman. Is it just the first + Red Bull or what.












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They're in, the added to total which is in column STAGE.
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I didn't count for DENZ making them dance again, but these few top 10 finishes after a hill and zero designated fatmen made me think he has to be a ~200 guy.








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Just stretched my leg, sticking it high in the air, my knee is cracking like when squeezing your knuckles.
I hope my cartilage will take me through a few more years of squats and rides, this is NOT an encouraging sound.








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tomorrow's stage is a carbon copy of stage 20 of the 2017 giro, exact same climbs and finish location. won by PINOT, as DUMOULIN held on to take the overall in the TT the next day. one can only hope we will see similar kino tomorrow.





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> It’s the riders’ fault that this happened,” said a stern Van Aert. “The classification teams are so nervous. They create stress themselves and that’s why they fall. We have to dare to say that.
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What a day of racing we had today, and what a /WORLD TOUR WINE/ we have to enjoy!

As one very helpful Bert tipped me off, today's stage dips in and out of sLOVEnia, finishing in the town of Nova Gorica. So, as a surprise, we have a lovely Slovenian wine!! There is a small appellation just to the northwest adjacent to the Gonjace climb known as Goriska Brda where today's VERY interesting wine is grown and vinified. This appears to be a little natural winery that also has a restaurant and small hotel. Looks quite lovely. The winemaker, Jean Michel Morel, is a Bordelais who married into a Slovenian farming family. He convinced his father-in-law to stop selling the crop and make his own wine instead (first vintage 1993).

Kabaj Luisa 2013 ($37).

This is a white blend of Ribolla Gialla, Pinot Blanc, Sauvignon Vert, and Sauvignon Blanc. It has light skin contact so would perhaps be considered an orange wine. According to the bottle, it is aged 10 years in barrel before bottling but the website says 24 months in 225 liter French oak barrels so who knows. 2013 is the newest vintage to be released but I'm not sure whether the extra 10 years is in bottle or barrel.

Pours a beautiful golden color with honey core. The nose is very elegant and refined -- honey, apricot, white tea, pepper. Complex but restrained. The palate is soft, with gentle apricot and ripe melon, tarragon, whiff of sandlewood, light butter. There is just the slightest tannin grip from the skin contact, but everything is melded beautifully here, with stony minerality and light acidity. The body/intensity is medium.

Really nice, one of the better whites of the year. We'll see how this opens up throughout the day.

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yup its real funny that once again it is LAB who is going full gas when the course gets dodgy 
> okay boys wet cobbles and narrow roads ahead, stomp on those pedals
> t. that fuck face Grischa Niermann probably


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I mean the choice to do that is rational, if I was in the car I'd tell them to get to the front too. It's just that they constantly moan about safety, limiting gearing, forcing climbs out of races because they ride insanely dangerous etc.

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> "But it ignores the fact that we arrived there during the Games with a peloton of 50 riders and now with an entire Tour peloton, where many classification riders still have something to defend."

> "I expect chaos if they take the same narrow streets towards the climb (the approach is not exactly the same as during the Games, ed.). Then I think it's a shame that we're going to look for that."

> "I understand that the organization thought: that looks cool, we should try to use that."

> "But in recent years, safety has become more and more of an issue and this choice for Montmartre ignores that."

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Is usa good at that hokej thing? We didn't have serious opponents on the way to the final. Would be nice to finally win the skoda cup for once.


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I try to get wines from as close to the course as possible, although for each GT, on the ultimate stage, I will do a special bottle from that country not limited by route.

I would be very interested to see what Patje drinks but I can imagine he drinks Bordeaux (as boomers do)







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> The tests revealed a significant hematoma on the vastus lateralis muscle of the right quadriceps and a small lesion of the muscle fascia—injuries that do not require surgery but will need a recovery period of about two weeks.

> "I'm speechless," said Ciccone. "I tried to push through to finish the stage because I hoped the hospital tests would show it wasn’t so serious and that I could recover and fight for a stage win. But I immediately realized it was something major because the pain was too intense—and now we know why."







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Our Bert is being all dramatic again but I can already see him running out of smug rats when he is #1 after the race after losing a whopping 800 to the right mapei Bert and comfortably pedals harder away from everyone for the rest of the season.









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> "They create stress themselves and that's why they fall. We have to dare to say that. We want to win in a sprint. The last thing we do then is take risks. Sometimes they should use their brains better."

> The last thing we do then is take risks. Sometimes they should use their brains better.

> The last thing we do then is take risks. Sometimes they should use their brains better.



















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XC looks so fun. Honestly I understand the frauds that don't want to make the switch to road. Why be a jobber if you can just have fun on your MTB









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Doing some light strength training this morning. It's crazy how much you can progress with very short sessions as long as your consistent











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 >>/11594/
Good afternoon,
I hereby react to the news that emerged yesterday, regarding me.
I confirm that it is true that a process is underway regarding my biological passport, for the years 2018, 2019 and possibly 2020, as I was notified.
In those years I was not part of the structure of Clube Esportivo Fullracing, and my current Team was unaware of these facts, but I cannot fail to thank them for their full support.
However, I want to emphasize that I am calm about this entire process and I believe in my integrity and everything I have done in national cycling, as well as in my defense in relation to the process that is being carried out against me.
So, let's wait for the outcome, about which I have complete confidence in everything I did and in my innocence.
Frederick Figueiredo












































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> wout winning giro stages, competing in classics
> mvdp chuting out of no-name mtb races, failing spectacularly
finally we can stop acting like this is a rivalry anymore. its not even close.





























































































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Going to be absolute SCENES on the Chesterfield today. Breakaway fucked themselves by including RUBIO, probably gave away easy win for the break. 

Then this absolute disaster class by UAE






























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> it's another episode of "Frigo spends all day eating wind and has a shitty result despite his legs"
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 >>/11776/
yeah thats for sure, he thinks this is like cx where he can just go in and smash through the mud but here he wipes out on amateur shit two races in a row where > not even girl make such mistakes anymore and its jarring











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why attack on this shallow 5% climb when there's 20k of garbage till the finish line waiting for you at the top? Thanks giro fuckers

























































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> roglic gaining back time
retards in grupo principal need to kill him now. if he wins this giro because they played games today the other contenders deserve to be iced





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went for a small walk at 30k left
Come back rogla is dropped lmao
What happened is not even that hard, my boy ain't winning the giro.









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 >>/11863/
its amazing that this is all they've managed so far and it's not like there's much more coming up. Early season sprint wins an a stage race by rog. The entire team is shit except for rog and he chutes like no tomorrow
no refunds kek








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> Bilbao is from Guernica
> Verona is from San Lorenzo de El Escorial
> van Baarle is from Voorburg
lies all lies. only anime is actually van Vleuten.



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Fucking Roglic, most lucky multiple GT winnner ever.

It's only thanks to Visma, taking him up all the mountains and letting him sprint the last 500m.






















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> R.EV Cycling Academy
what do the kids learn there besides becoming the next R.EV? seething? praying in direction of Meccah? finding big bunda beurette gf?















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i feel like im taking crazy pills. why is everyone acting like del toro already has this wrapped up. have you seen the third week? yes he seems strong but not THAT strong


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artem NYCH 3rd at grande premio internacional beiras e serra de estrela. his team mate Alexis GUERIN won. very sulfurous result considering this was a 2.1 race with Spanish pro tour teams participating.





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pretty good buffer and weak opponents but nobody knows how he'll fare on real mountain stages and altitude not to mention multiple of those in a row. Its mostly just the lack of opponents imo

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Nobody really knows how well he can handle week 3 but so far he looks really strong and Roglic looks very weak. If his competition is Carapaz and Bernal I don't think it's impossible that he wins.


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The Portuguese teams always feast in this race. Also, looksl like velogamblers should add Jesus David Peña to the list of possible contenders for the Volta. Kinda surprised he went all the way down to a conti team after Jayco.

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yeah this is basically my take. anything beyond this seems delulu though. he seems to be suffering from the next-remco effect but instead of remco its pogacar. everyone comparing him to literally the best runner ever giving him absurdly unrealistic expectations for what is still extremely impressive.

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Kurwaburt will confirm this is something Polish "people" do a lot. Whenever I am hiking in the Bohemian Alps for example, a lot of these tourists have their bags, or winter caps, or apparel with POLSKA logo on them for some reason.









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GC /bet/

> Romero 1.66
> Pesquera 3.5
> Montenegro 4.5
> Yatesi 17
> Gomez 17
> Roglic 19
> Gee 34
> Tiberi 41
> Arseman 67
> Caruso 67


























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> “I think this decision is in the hands of the medical team, health comes first,” team manager Christian Pömer told the media, including The Cycling Podcast and Val 202 . “The team doctor has the final say and will assess whether Primož can continue.”

Yeah, it's over








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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/ploegleider-red-bull-bora-hansgrohe-teamarts-zal-beoordelen-of-primoz-roglic-verder-kan/

After reading this, there's no way he is starting on Tuesday.

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> "We can't hide anymore that he's not feeling well and that he's in pain," Pömer added. "We tried to downplay it a bit, and we succeeded until today, but today the truth came out. We saw a great champion fight. In the end, we lose time, but that's the way it is.
grim








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> Czechians be like: hello my name is  Škoda

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jiri-skoda

Are there many Germans named Volkswagen?

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Well the Skoda cars were named after a guy named Skoda while the Volskwagen cares were named after a guy named Deutsche Arbeitsfront, it's not that a difficult concept


















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are you not entertained with the Giro? you want the semen slurping from last year with sprinting stages that had not a single break and the peloton doing 30km/h. now that was a stage.


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me neither, also very little fight yet except from the south american gang but those are chained by UAE overwhelming numbers and ayuso losing his mind del toro is getting closer to the win








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> most loyal gregario
> fraud of the year
have to say todays grug chute is looking like an earlier finalist for the Richie Porte Memorial Award. plenty of racedays and chute comicales to come, but any self-inflicted trip to haerentals from a big name automatically gets some consideration.






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Con-very-grats.
It irks me that we are good at some teenager sports like turn left on a no-brake motorbike or women sports like volleyball and hockey is in permanent disarray since the 1970s.














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> Sporza even reports that the Tour de France could be hanging by a thread for Mathieu van der Poel: “According to our information, all parties are taking bad news into account and the damage is greater than expected.”

Master bike handler really kwabbed himself




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> Il fallait chercher avant, lors de la conquête de la Gaule par Jules César et Auguste et les légions romaines, en 65 - 60 AV. J.C. En effet, après avoir vaincu les diverses tribus ligures, il fallait donner un nom à cette nouvelle province, qui faisait maintenant partie de l'Empire Romain.

> La langue dans l'Empire Romain était le latin et il fut décidé que cette nouvelle province s'appellerait "MARCAMTOR"  : MAR la mer, CAM le Chemin, TOR la montagne.


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> Le nom de Valberg vient de « Val » pour les 3 vallées qui l’entourent (Cians, Haute Vallée du Var et Tuébi) et « Berg » pour les bergians (bergers).
This explains why it sounds like the mighty VAMBerg




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> Soudal golf tournament 
Are they like the Red Bull of Belgium? What other sports are they sponsering instead of giving Soudalbert a deserved raise for making t-rex glue?







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don't like Widar
from his interviews as a junior I judged him to be a schizo and coupled with enough watts and rage that could make a kino rider but he's too weak on the one hand and too obnoxious on the other hand
dumpstered, bring the next new Remco

























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