/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/110763/
he made a deal with the devil

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 >>/110900/
many such victims

 >>/110901/
has this lazy fuck even trained yet

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Not terrible, not great either
I love these late evening rides
I was thinking "why is the majority of pedalists not having a frontal blinking light" and then I found out mine ran out of jews

> "It was a step backwards": former French sports minister Marie-George Buffet admitted that her department had stopped unannounced doping test

They should do the same with seixas until he wins

> It was a step backwards": former French sports minister Marie-George Buffet admitted that her department had stopped unannounced doping tests on the French national team before the 1998 World Cup, after an initial test that caused an uproar,

Correct quote

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Half of my team is orange.

 >>/110905/
THURAM out of all places punishing my Chorwacja. The only two gols he scored.

 >>/110903/
and then you get caged by a drunkard and everyone shit on you for not having a bike light

 >>/110903/
comfy and calm innit I'm gonna do a late late evening ride tomorrow as well

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 >>/110902/
he's pushing as hard as he can

 >>/110911/
he gets paid for that!?

 >>/110912/
I have more km than him current year

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 >>/110913/
how do we win a tdf stage so we can coast off that for years

finally 🌧️ 
I feel like an indian thanking the rain god

Who do I pick? I don't even know 5 names on that startlist?
Feels like warmup season

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 >>/110916/
> mfw Bert knows less than 100 runners of the great Volta of Portugal startlist

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STÜSSI humbled by my boy INCEL

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> it's raining
> there are no clouds

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what a career
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/marc-sarreau/statistics/wins

 >>/110916/
This is why Volta is my least favorite Velogame.

Of course all the berts here larp like they're spending their spare time watching pirate feeds of Portuguese semi pro races, but we all know it's just a meme. It's just a meme and it needs to STOP

I HATE THE VOLTA

> aaahhh I can't just copy my team from some Danish website this time, I am going insaaaane

 >>/110921/
Just pick this team bert

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 >>/110924/
Sensible. 
When you don't know enough about the riders just pick the local equivalent of the UAE meme team.

 >>/110925/
Yup, and it's surprisingly effective, I won the 20200 Volta with this kind of team. Nowadays probably less effective without Moreira doing 6.8w/kg on all climbs though

 >>/110921/
I will let you know I humiliated Autismebert with a carefully crafted super team last year

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fast one in the morning before the heat starts, legs were GREAT today

How does one apply for the booba inspector role at UCI

 >>/110929/
you need to memorize the cup sizes of all world tour ciclistas.

 >>/110930/
That's easy. 
95% of them are flat as a board.

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> 2 (two) kilos up since June
where's my transfer to Jumbo Visma for fat myself?

 >>/110928/
Nice! Did you do that 3-10min max effort yet to find your W'?
For me some SST on the TT bike, 15+20+15+20min with short recoveries. Legs are starting to feel quite good in the TT position finally. And the daughter started kindergarten yesterday so perhaps life stress will finally go down as well so I can start training properly.

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 >>/110933/
> not able to post pictures
 >>/110932/
Just ride more bert and listen to the schizovegan's advice about eating high-carb, low-fat

 >>/110933/
> Did you do that 3-10min max effort yet to find your W'?
no I gave up on that, I would need to do another ftp test aswell because I lost 8 KG since the last one in march, down to 71kg now and the ftp seems to have dropped tiny bit to 290ish

Bert Julius in, I repeat, Bert Julius in, Matje Baldyrev (whoever that is), Giaimi OUT.
/cyc/'s favorite Jamba SAINBAYAR is IN as well.

 >>/110936/
well, this changes everything. did Julius Bert expect to be back at the Volta ever again heh.

veloman didn't add them yet.

 >>/110936/
AAAAA ADJUSTED

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> GOA'ULD out

Ynr João Matias

 >>/110936/
Veloman didn't add him yet, shame
 >>/110935/
Ah I see, well no better time to do a hard effort than tomorrow eh, you surely have the rampas to do either a 35+min maximal effort or a 5min+ one

Short ride for me today, but enough to make space for a bit of butter

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 >>/110934/
it's getting difficult to get more than 250km a week lately
but honestly i feel if I ride more my weight doesn't go down (because i fuel properly with protein bars, schnitzels und bier)
but no complains

Flanders Baloise officially disbanded, come get your Crabbe's for cheap

 >>/110945/
by WADA? they were very sulphurous this year

 >>/110946/
No more sponsors, just like kern pharma is also gone.
Sport is not doing well

 >>/110936/
That indeed changes EVERYTHING

 >>/110947/
It's just the ProConti level that is impossible to be profitable, except for the top 3. The rest are riding around in clown races for nothing

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 >>/110949/
OnlyFans stream from the Booba tent will save ciclismo (monetary-wise)