/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/104589/
get that 45/29 crankset king
conquer the gradients

 >>/104590/
he will chute as soon as he reaches tete

> SLOCK Liam (Lotto Intermarché) waits for peloton.

all them berts stuck in the old thread, how many will be in there for hours being none the wiser

 >>/104594/
Millions must die

Oh the thread was full. At least they have my squeaking post about Slock to keep them entertained

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> Girl born on 30th of July, 2009, won the French WJ ITT
exactly how FUCKING old are we

Hello.
Waar Veisthuffer?

theres only garbage in the break

Jesus man, this kid just does not stop

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 >>/104600/

1952 must have been so great. No safety joggers around too

 >>/104601/
lmao

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HLQvZRVGmYA

doesn't even look like jonas

echelon sisters?

 >>/104605/
Fake hype by zonneveld apparantly

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Vichy. Those were the times

 >>/104604/
> Jorgenson sick
> Vingo in mask
Wiggo was correct, he will not finish

 >>/104608/
All those smart pogless teams will suffer HEAVY if this happens

 >>/104608/
And sepp kuss is missing a tooth because he's doing no pulls

 >>/104610/
I am sure one of his teeth did get pulled haha

more like Sepp TOTAL FRAUD, am I right, haha haha

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 >>/104612/
Please leave humour to the Germans.

 >>/104612/
Hehe

> bertaczek squeaking about the high amount of crevaisons in a boring flat stage in 3...2...1

ayuso making sure his snack isn't honey based

mighty sqeuaker

if they pedal faster, there won't be any rain

If you build a 8 man team solely on the purpose to accelerate inhumanely after a corner -or some other difficult moment- on all the flat stages, and then to TTT +/- 50 km to the finish. Would you be able to take minutes in GC?

> wake up
> alaflip in the break on a pancake flat day
grim times

uno-x squeaking that only they were punished 1500 Swiss Francs for the late bidon but not lidl or jonas heh.

you fucks

I kept refreshing

 >>/104622/
 >>/104623/
I made a new thread in advance, but was busy when the old thread was filled. that's why you should post from time to time yourself instead of just hitting the refresh button.

peloton reached Burgundy a couple of minutes ago:
> although historically Nièvre was not part of the province of Burgundy.

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 >>/104615/
cannot be me, I was taking a nap

> sick jorgenson get’s treated like a leper
kekkaroo

Sporza reserved time until 18:10 for this etappe lol

alain flip laché

Alah dropped or just giving up?

 >>/104626/
> sleeps until 1pm, takes afternoon naps
why are you so tired big guy?

haha allah

 >>/104631/
the kind of tired squeaking cannot fix

They have poor Fraud Bennet  pulling on the flat nowadays.

zimmi down

> losing skin on flat road

good guy zimmermann held up 2 vismoids with his chute

kek fatnik

There's only been 9 abandons so far
That must be some sort of a recent record

 >>/104640/
5k rules + the GC team don't fight for position in sprint stages must play a huge role in this. Also roglic is not there and G is retired

 >>/104640/
GC teams not fighting for every corner helps. One wonders if there is some kind of a gentleman's agreement.

 >>/104642/
They only start counting GC gaps from 3+ seconds now so that helps

 >>/104640/
it’s all because visma’s teams sucks this year so the constant pressure is of

To be fair there really was no reason for that

 >>/104644/
Ineos was guilty of constantly doing that shit too.

 >>/104646/
Everyone was, one team goes to the front and then even shitters from bahrain feel the need to be there

Alright I've seen enough. 
Bauhaus wins.

K I N O

> Fastest stage ever
> wind from behind

Sisters, a chute horrible terminale inhumane is in the air.

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 >>/104650/

 >>/104650/
it'll be my sprinters

The stasi just told me today is for Kanter

 >>/104652/
Plural?

Riders crying about a nasty turn 6km to go

crevaison for big dick gaviria

 >>/104656/
Rip everyone's leadout

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ASO helping the break

Froomedawg finally confirmed that his contract was actually set till 2025 from 2021. What was israel thinking

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when the final bidon had a tinge of crack cocaine

Redbull at the front

 >>/104655/
nothing happened

 >>/104655/
Seemed perfectly fine

if they ride this slow the record of fastest etappe won’t be broken retards

Narrow as fuck. Nobody can get past.

 >>/104665/
Hoping for a van asbroeck top 10

why does nobody want to push

 >>/104667/
We’re just SaFeR chud

I want to jinx it, so I laugh at jappe prematurely

somebody do something

FUCK UNO-X

what the fuck was that shit ass sprint
the fucking fag won what

What a weird ass sprint.

gay

What the fuck were they doing

wow, they did it

Lel.

what was that sprint?

 >>/104671/
I feel you bert but he kinda deserved this one kek

Fuck UNO-X but this is fun

Why didn't they just follow BOl

1 lgbt activist
2 kooij
3 jappe
4 fretin
5 huub artz
6 girmay
7 turgis
8 russo
9 gaviria
10 ACKermann
11 mads p
12 pluimers
15 merlier

lets see
ARTZ 5th
GIRMAY 6th

i’d be seething if I was kooij wtf was that from Bol

man imagine if you had ARTZ and kanter instead of whatever dumpster fire all of us are rocking
that would be great 
also wtf was that decathlon early jumper, who was that

free faxe kondi ad

 >>/104685/
Binni is OK

 >>/104685/
outside of pedersen I think girmay is still the best bang for velopoints sprinter
kanter is nowhere today while the black kang is consistent top 6 and sprints in the intermediates

 >>/104685/
Cis Bol I think

ACKermann says 56-11 was too small he was spinning out (this is not why he only got 10th lets be real)

 >>/104688/
and artz ofcourse, he was 4 points and not even in sprinter
might be the best overall pick, all hinging on de lie's death

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Ok, I vill pick the negro next time.

18 Kanter
22 Slock

One lead out man stopping half way there and one sprinter sprinting. The rest hesitating and getting punished big time. Brother Girmay was right the sprint stages are the most unpredictable and fun now.

BITTNER was looking like he finally got the balls to get in the mix but he gave up.

 >>/104695/
they should just sprint with beasterbos instead of him, certified kwab

I bet they will add more sprinter stages again, as the stage winner is less predictable than just having another pogiwinslol.

 >>/104697/
Just do more breakaway stages. it's SAFER that way

 >>/104697/
brother biniam was on fire with that take I've seen plenty of agreement on social media

 >>/104697/
Ong god no cap everyone in comment sections is wildin over sprint stages 🔥🔥

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 >>/104700/
yes

 >>/104699/
brother biniam just got beaten by his arch rival the racist

I mean it was an regular sprint stage except everyone was acting like a retard.
I still liked yesterdays stage a lot more.

Jespe relegated

 >>/104702/
common thing to happen blacks always lose against racism

 >>/104705/
 >>/104702/
Not so fast

> philipsen relegated
Can't catch a break LMOA

I don't even see what he did wrong, the shouldering?

 >>/104708/
Yeah, before the sprint starts

if Kooij had been in Cheese Ball's wheel he would have won

 >>/104709/
honestly ridiculous, you can pick up like 5 of those moves every single sprint

 >>/104710/
yeah no idea why he chickened out

Sumo in 5!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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Actually it starts right now.

philipsen unrelegated

> relegated Jasper until the nigger is green
it’s going to be like this for YEARS thanks netflix

 >>/104716/
relegation is now turned back, jasper 3rd again

 >>/104716/
he's not even in the race for green bert

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VELOMAN FIX IT!

RELEGATE HIM AGAIN. THE COUNT WAS STOPPED

think we should raid the UNOX hotels
check for any illegal inhalers

 >>/104721/
Mold doping.

 >>/104722/
bet they can use that to conjure up some TUE

 >>/104721/
does PREP have performance enhancing properties?

Fastest stage ever. How do the wheels keep getting rounder

 >>/104721/
if stuyven did not steer out waerenskjold would not have won

 >>/104726/
literally a hundred things like this for every sprint stage

 >>/104727/
good, time to remove sprint stages
want to win? pedal harder you fat fucks

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Hello Veloman?

 >>/104729/
hello

> GUIDELINES FOR RESPECTFUL MEDIA COVERAGE IN WOMEN’S ATHLETICS
pdf warning
https://www.ebu.ch/files/live/sites/ebu/files/Publications/strategic/open/EBU_Sport_raising_the_bar.pdf
coomerbros...

 >>/104731/
this is a canyon key logger do not open

 >>/104731/
This is spammed across many chans and boards. Some kind of psyop or something.

 >>/104733/
What are the anti-coomer rules for sumo?

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crazy speed
pure optimized egg gathering

 >>/104731/
VIRUS DON'T CLICK

 >>/104734/
An Abema cameraman frequently does crotch closeups and twerking.

 >>/104725/
It's honestly more outrageous how long that record from 1999 stood

 >>/104735/
this is nuts

Tuchel has a certified bert haircut

 >>/104740/
some sudaca ref recently had the worst comb over on an non-old man I've ever seen what a bert

corpse of mick jagger spotted

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somehow worse than those fucks who post their 3 minute walks

this match is terrible I would rather watch another sprint stage

 >>/104744/
you gotta hold on, they're going full chimpout before the end

I haven't watched a single minute. It's funny when I was a kid I watched everything, but somehow the rigging got me.

 >>/104746/
For me it was Polska le footy lads who grind the turf with their asses when playing for foreign clubs but when they play for a Polish side or NT they are behave like spoiled children of a immobilieres baron and when Qarabag Agdam or Slovakia just don't fall over it turns out there are no weak teams in these days and they just couldn't help it.
It's been 2016 I think when I just stopped watching this """""sport""""".
Plus the general rig/divegrass/speedyngubu meta is just too on the nose.

 >>/104746/
I just put it on, then I read a little, shitpost a little

 >>/104747/
I think it was one of the outragous madrid UCL for me

> Argentinian cutie explaining mufa on national television
kek

 >>/104750/
monosaturated fatty acids?

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REFS REFS this can't be happening

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oy vey

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> You now ynr the prestigious Vuelta San Juan International in Argentina and the great Pippo GANNA fighting against EVENEPOEL and Superman SUPERLOPEZ MORENO

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 >>/104755/
Well he wasn't really fighting EVENEPOEL since he embarassingly lacheed early at the Alto Colorado, finishing barely ahead of my by boy Leandro Carlos MESSINAO

Meanwhile, this is the stage FATKOBSEN won

 >>/104756/
is that the one where they suddenly split into the streets?

 >>/104755/
better than any race in england ever I bet

that was a kino race, squinn simmons winning on that race track I also remember

 >>/104757/
i don't think so
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgYpRNKo5O0

 >>/104758/
the only race in england i remember is the mirador finish with W*ut humbling allah

 >>/104760/
I remember one of the sprints where memco was doing the leadout for jakobsen and the peleton completely split into 2 streets, there was some guy spraying water on the road too

 >>/104755/
The only thing I remember from this race is Richezze stopping at the side of the road for some arosticini.

 >>/104761/
it was the first stage I just found, and then morkov did the sprint because memco led jakobsen the wrong way

nice goal

escuchen, las malvinas...

jesus those anglos play so badly
god hates anglos

huh how did they rig it to 1 - 2

Arhentina es blanco!

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argentinians are honorary sudakas

ngububros...

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first spain then waerenskjold now argentinia 
the fucking racists ALWAYS win

Englel so shit they didn't even need to give a penalty to Riggi LOL

 >>/104731/
> Blanka VLAŠIĆ
heh, I remember the "home video"

> not what you think.jpg

> respectful pic.jpg

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 >>/104773/

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What does he do.

 >>/104776/
Trying his best.

 >>/104776/
 >>/104777/
Thinking about it, maybe he can do something tomorrow?

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 >>/104731/
This bald gooner with an armpit fetish ruining things.

 >>/104731/
Biathlon about to lose 80% of its audience

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> Bertzczeck on the average local roads

 >>/104781/
that...does not look fun with a gravel bike

 >>/104782/
only the first part seems bad

 >>/104781/
he could be helping vingo but instead is doing this
Trine caused this

 >>/104782/
Looks fine going up, down is another story

 >>/104785/
whats the widest tire you fit into your crux? with me 40mm tires on the colnago I would not be able to ride up there

> Mads Pedersen wants to retire from racing after the 2029 World Championships in his native Denmark.
F

 >>/104786/
45 I think

 >>/104781/
career ending chute incoming

The race got Jonas'd today

 >>/104786/
can you not fit 650b 50mm?

 >>/104787/
He'll be like 34 by then. Not unreasonable time to retire.

 >>/104792/
yeah but that's only 3 more chances at roubaix

Good morning cyc, fuck inner cables

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 >>/104794/
bring it to my shop

 >>/104793/
Only one without grug

 >>/104794/
really hate it to be honest

 >>/104794/
 >>/104797/
I'll never get why you people struggle so much with this and why you don't buy electronic then

 >>/104798/
It makes replacing cables so fucking hard.

 >>/104799/
what the FUCK is hard about that

 >>/104798/
I mostly hate it because I had to open the headset a week ago and when I did the initial routing.

 >>/104799/
Don't you just replace via the shifter? If the housing is put in well that isn't that bad mostly

 >>/104800/
 >>/104801/
I do. First time replacing the cable on my TCR and looks like the housing was not put well and the cable can't go through. Looks like I either have to replace the liner or just bring it to the shop

 >>/104802/
if all is lost I would just take it to the shop tbh, but a proper shop with some autistic boomer

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Magnificent Qinghai got jonas'd btw.

why the FUCK are certain """people""" saying that today is a Grug stage

 >>/104805/
wouldn't surprise me if this is the peleton miscalculates stage

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Races in CHYNA take no prisoners, this startlist is DECIMATED

runner is called WANG gustav and he's ethnically Danish wow

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So ever since I had braces as a teen I still have these small metal threads behind my teeth to keep them in place or something. It's just glue and a thread. Yesterday I got something between my teeth and the thing broke so I called the dentist. Just went there expecting to them just replace the thing, I sort of remember this happening once before. And they guy was like yeah okay you have this and this option like a night brace and blabla and I asked can't you just replace the thing. Ok an appointment next week for a scan and it has to be measured and then in two weeks it can be reapplied. So I was like wait what? It is just a thread and he got all insulted like "yeah you call it that but it's called a brace and it needs to be carefully measured" etc etc. I wasn't even being rude or anything, just asking some simple questions. I made an appointment at the desk and the lady was also kind of rude for no reason. What in the absolute fuck is going on. Am I being scammed?

 >>/104810/
short answer yes
long answer yes and almost all medical care is a massive scam

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 >>/104811/
Well whatever, this was a guy I have never seen before. Next week I have my "normal" dentist who I have seen like once and I am going to ask these questions again. This makes no sense. Otherwise they can just remove the glue residue and fuck off. He could have removed it now btw but he didn't do anything at all

 >>/104812/
you don't go the dentist yearly?

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humidity absolutely killed me today, I'm afraid burgerbert might be right about that heat index thing

 >>/104813/
Yes I do, but the dentist I had before left or something. So I only know the one where I went this year

 >>/104815/
sucks, I'm glad I know mine sort of well 
hope you don't get some random money leeching sucker

 >>/104816/
It is a big practice with a lot of different dentists who come and go. When I was young we used to have a normal dentist who just had a house and a practice there and you knew him and the assistants, you know how it used to be for thousands of years. Now that just doesn't exist anymore here

 >>/104817/
Over here the government chooses how many dentists are allowed per x amount of citizens.
So a lot of them don't even take on new patients without a half year wait.
I've read some horror stories of people going halfway across the country for a dentist or going to the hospital to try and get some emergency doctor to do it.

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Oh and they're all foreigners and hard to understand. Not being racist of course

 >>/104818/
Jesus. What a weird country. Not that this is any better

 >>/104817/
these brothel-style doc houses are very common these days, that they are all substandard at their job and can't speak the language well too kek

 >>/104820/
It sucks, I needed an appointment with an eye doctor this year for a new prescription (to get money back for glasses) and it's a 6 month wait. I can go in September and booked it in march.
It's also in some doctor factory place so I already fear whatever pajeet I'll get

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 >>/104821/
 >>/104822/
The world is going to shit and we are all being screwed. And it is only going to get worse. So glad I don't have children

 >>/104823/
It didn't even used to be like this 10 years ago, I find it weird. Like they all cut their hours in half or something

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 >>/104823/
> So glad I don't have children
thats exactly what they want

We live for another exciting Sprinter stage

Veloman actually fixed Jappes points.

 >>/104826/
36 more minutes

I made an appt with a dentist and waited six months for it. The week before, they called me to say they don't take my insurance and I can't be seen there.

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How the fuck did he do this

 >>/104810/ yes, as in  >>/104811/
I shall be having the immense pleasure of braces as well, very soon.

 >>/104830/
nasty

 >>/104817/
Big practice = big scam, paying premium for premium wrapping which is just a wrapping.

hiking

home

 >>/104836/
Cool

Heh Baptiste is one hell of a squeaker.

The slovenian demon is pissing, GO NOW!!!

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 >>/104839/

Mads might have just lost himself the chance to go for green

oh ohh mads that was dirty

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10s and 10s of kms such roads (zonder cars), except if you dont know them, suddenly asphalt ends and turns into beton panels or worse, sometimes they just go straight thru gradient, turning into 20% rampas without notice

chute

 >>/104842/
I don't think sprinters would consider it super dirty because he was in front, but it's definitely breaking the rules.

 >>/104842/
wut happen

 >>/104846/
major deviation from mads sprint, he went from the middle all the way to the right and boxed in jappe and merlel. jappe gave handshake after so might not be pissed, merlel looked a bit not-amused

Out of curiosity...why do they seem to be putting intermediate sprints so early in the stages? Is it so the break isn't chases down too quickly?

yep, there it is

> mads speaking with the principal

 >>/104848/
yes

I'm getting word that they've also just invalidated cavendish's 35th win.

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 >>/104852/

Jespe getting robbed once again

 >>/104854/
l’enfant terrible is always wring thanks netflix le jasper disaster xD

Nero show guys did a show basically saying gun to their head theyd say Pog is doping. Love the seething by cycling fans it caused.

 >>/104856/
Who

 >>/104857/
jootubers, pay attention

> they're still using gopro session in 2026
give us a new tiny camera already

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> MADS you have the points, you have the points.

Ineos have like 3 flat per stage. I think bertaczeck is right on this one

 >>/104861/
they all stopped half an hour ago to lower the tire pressure

is today really last chance for sprinters? stage 17 looks doable

raindrops

 >>/104830/
chuted into a car on the puy marie downhill

 >>/104863/
I doubt they'll make it through 17 in one piece

 >>/104863/
Everybody will be too cooked to control

imagine the smell of all that heat evaporating in rain

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 >>/104868/

 >>/104868/
good chance I'll get to experience it live when I ride home in a few minutes

why does bini have a Belgian accent when speaking English?

 >>/104871/
learned English from Belgians

all that squeakers can celebrate at this tour is a breakaway merchant.

 >>/104873/
What do you have to celebrate?

 >>/104871/
rode at intermarche innit

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There is still time Bertos! Except for Bertacek who I think is 55 or something

 >>/104876/
not even in my 30s yet i WILL make it

Giro Ciclistico della Valle d'Aosta parcours is very nice this year

sometimes I get worked up about every squeak and creak by bike makes and then some strong dude flies past me on me rides and his chain sounds like it's being run through a meatgrinder
My autistic mind really needs to let go sometimes

isn't fraud bennet supposed to be a climber? he's being punished for something, isn't he.

 >>/104876/
Hey it's Valentin's and Aurelien's grand-grand-grandpa.

Whoa high def cow art

veistroffer the prankster wearing a cap with a different name on it every day

 >>/104882/
it can even do fake cow noises

 >>/104879/
I get infuriated by bikes of normies. Like dude, everything works fine, there is just one rhythmic squeak coming from the back, FIX IT.

buddhist temple in the middle of nowhere in France heh

 >>/104879/
the hotvax chain experience, its crazy how loud those drivetrains are. There are some chains out there that are louder by default (campy12 and some ybn) and if you hotvax those your bike gets classified as LRAD and becomes partially illegal.
SQUIRTers like me don't not have to deal with any of that thankfully

 >>/104881/
For me it's MONIN. Can't be bothered with a first name. Or last name, who knows

 >>/104879/
You’d get nightmares if you hear my worn gravel bike squeak and creak

shows on board camera shots from yesterday for 5 straight minutes without any context. just show the fucking race.

 >>/104889/
I can kinda disassociate it, like my old commuter was also a creak machine but my main road bike needs to be flawless.

the Bretons getting rid of the Italians

> back to 37 degrees 
horrible

jonas laché

WOUUUUUT HEEEEEEELP

amateur hour on visma

breaktest jonas already

 >>/104895/
They're being idiots - letting Vingegaard work hardest because he's getting the least draft in 3rd wheel. I don't understand how this keeps happening to teams.

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 >>/104900/
the webm is very funny but it's spoiled a bit by knowing he ends up winning this Tour

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VAI VEISTROFFER

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 >>/104876/
> Be Monin
> Start TdF at 45 years old
> DNF
> Never be seen again
> Die
Interesting.

 >>/104904/
> Monin, Mclovin, Cher

How do I become cool enough to get away with just 1 name?

 >>/104904/
is this the famous DNF merchant puck monin?

again i need tree posts?
> photo of bohemian alps away from all the squaking.jpg

jappe mechanical

 >>/104908/
worst part to get it but nobody is using the hills because SLUUUURP

Veistroffer super-combatitive  should be in the bag.

ahh quinn, the eternal fighter

Is that mateo? Pog will start to chase

 >>/104909/
captain america does the needful

20260716_104328 jpg
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 >>/104905/
Grimenwald?