/bert/ - ciclismo

first for CARAPAZ

Mads whipping out his massive hog to intimidate the peloton

 >>/103588/
let's see him do it with gaviria around

José going off on RBH again lol

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> where's my ice?
> huh? (has ice for himself)

Suddenly Ineos

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Foss??

FOSS for GANNA

Ineos?

 >>/103593/
ineos?

 >>/103596/
Vauquelin gaat er straks een lap op geven Renaat

Foss starts pulling.  Gap keeps going up.

Ah sure Wellens again why not

> We need to close GC
??

 >>/103598/
kek

Still need that Tyrone-Trine video

 >>/103600/
Top 10 in gc is serious business

VINGEGAARD lachee

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Really it is for the 11th place of Bernal

 >>/103605/
it’s been a long day guys!

 >>/103606/
That doesn't even make any sense. Who is that fucking retard

Listen GANNA is to win this etappe simple

Cuties spotted

 >>/103605/
Why not just say it's for ganna, he's top 5 sprinters here

 >>/103605/
They probably promised Netcompany a top 10 in Tour de France.

 >>/103607/
Impey Daryl prolly

 >>/103610/
Yeah I am sure he is beating Mads Pedersen. This is fucking stupid

 >>/103613/
makes 10 times more sense than saying you're riding for crocked bernie

 >>/103614/
Unless that guy is legitimately retarded. Which is very possible

Yeah these fucks are getting caught.

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 >>/103608/

Alright Mathieu drop these retards

grug hopeless smash

Grug smash

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 >>/103619/
grug lol all for nothing here

GRUG SMASH

God damnit Van Shitvelt

Simons gone.
Trek about to start pulling now.

 >>/103624/
yep yep

yeah this is over?

grug furiously weak

Fucking disgusting dopeur Baudin. I am seething about everything

Heh shitcock sramed

 KWAB KWAB KWAB 

hahahaha shitcuck

pidders getting sram'd I relate to it

Baudin is there. Somewhere in Holland a man is screaming

Where in the GOD DAMN FUCK is Van Eetvelt

get FUCKED Lidl-Trek

FUCKING SRAM

 >>/103634/
in a ditch somewhere probably

why do fresh derailleurs randomly stop working so much in the peleton

fucking sram

 >>/103638/
Czech mechanics

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I have done this once and I kicked in my own spokes

I have 3/4 here, they better fuckING make it

 >>/103642/
if they have 40 seconds on the top of the next climb and trek isn't working they make it

 >>/103642/
Baudin pickers get disqualified.

die motoren moeten daar WEG

Nice MotoGP you have there

 >>/103638/
I said it on stage 2 with all the flats, it’s embarrassing for the whole bike industry how often high-end equipment just randomly breaks and nobody seems to care about it

FUCK OFF INEOS

 >>/103644/
don't have my boy Baudin

 >>/103647/
flats at least have some RNG aspect to it, a derailleur that stops shifting mid descent (and starts working when you kick it) is so weird

 >>/103638/
excellent question 2bh

Van Eetvelt chasing potatoes

Simmons sitting up

But WHY did UAE ride all day. I am LOSING it

the fact that the good ol' KICK IT UNTIL IT WORKS AGAIN actually did work is ridiculous

 >>/103654/
mcnulty will attack and reach the front group in 10 seconds

 >>/103654/
Make sure Jorgenson couldn't bridge lol

Simmons Foss and East did all get dropped by them so with just these assholes it is over

 >>/103656/
Then I am never watching again

 >>/103654/
what did G say, plebs like us just don't get ciclismo and its tactics

Skjelmose slaving. 
Ayuso chilling.

imagine how pointless it must feel to slave for bernal in 2026

johannesen, thinking, salivating about the 2nd or 3rd place

Norge zuxking wheels

i feel like Grug and Pidders should be much closer being so similar riders

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 >>/103664/
If this fucking asshole ruins it...

Roodhooft brothers will seethe so hard if pidkek wins today

Funniest result:
1 Norge
2 Baudin
3 Pidkek

There should have been a bigger cote before the meta
This whole stage was a nothingburger for a bunch of hasbeens and jobbers

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 >>/103668/

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 >>/103664/
Normally I would say it makes sense for the weakest guy to slurp some wheels. But Gay Norge has such a terrible finish he can't win no matter what so he might as well try to ride for 1 minute GC he gains.

 >>/103669/
you watching the same stage?

 >>/103672/
I am barely watching

 >>/103668/
gay pride would make massive strides

If Baudin wins I am also never watching again

 >>/103673/
Do you just want GC stages and sprint stages like some sort of Visma chud

lidl trek furiously weak tbh, it's over

 >>/103676/
bertacek only cares about cotes so he can post about his granny gears again

 >>/103677/
Well yeah Carlos Verona is not going to close that gap

was UAE racing to push Grug to drop the shitters

finale has pidswine written all over it, I fear for grug

 >>/103676/
I only care about rampa inhumanas, forest fires and portuguese singing

grug salty

 >>/103681/
Yeah he's probably got best sprint here

SIMMONS exploded

 >>/103681/
don't worry, SRAM has Grug's back

 >>/103684/
What of course not. Matje should win this 100%

 >>/103687/
We'll see. But don't say I didn't warn you

 >>/103684/
come on it's a small rise, if grug loses he is actually washed

 >>/103687/
I s2g of Grug wins and then DNSes

 >>/103688/
Whatever, Baudin will probably win the sprint easily while showing two middle fingers and pulling a blood bag from his pocket

Lel nicely timed Cofidis

Fucking Cofidis.
Now they ride.

 >>/103691/
a little tramadol as a youth is no biggie

 >>/103687/
grug hasn't seriously trained since April

lol that norge is slurping so hard and he will still get 3rd at best probably

glowing del dopo attack incoming

oh my god don't fuck this up

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 >>/103691/

okay damn I didn't say nothing pidswine had 0 chances 
probably the derailleurs fault

Shitcock super weak. And Mads loses to Ganna lol

Shitcock furiously weak

 >>/103688/
nice try

Based Ganna humiliating Mads, nice

Grug I kneel

> the state of shitted cock
> the state of mads

GRUG

> fads

Nice assist points for Verstrynge, everything going as expected

 >>/103702/
he should have gone from the bottom

Pidders weak. Gay Norge contained the majority of his seethe.

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broadcast here keeps mentioning how pidcock got kwabbed by zimmermann kek
gotta be the 3rd time by now

Jesus she looks bogged

fucking hell his woman is grim

> 1, 2, 3
heh

 >>/103713/
Like kissing a pool float

 >>/103715/
2,4,5

 >>/103714/
I’m in awe that she’s pregnant, she looks extremely infertile

 >>/103715/
No noomberposting

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I don't know why I thought it was ABRAHAMSEN

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Aranburu 14th

 >>/103720/
is everything alright bertacek, are you struggling in the heat storm?

STOP SHOWING SLO MOS OF THIS WOMAN'S FACE, IT'S REVOLTING

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 >>/103722/
I wasn't really watching earlier and I wouldn't expect Tobias Holland of all places to be in a breakaway

A one day festival. So yeah he is doing nothing anymore

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> mfw when i watch tnt sports or polska eurosport
> mfw no jose or vanderpulova shown

 >>/103725/
surely he will try for stage 21

 >>/103727/
that one is for MADS

Vatschek completely gone

what's up with that sean quinn guy by the way
why is he suddenly riding results

 >>/103724/
Holland has been in the break all the time this year.

 >>/103730/
Because he confuses himself with Quinn SIMMONS

First Dutch victory according to Renaat. Who is Kooij again

 >>/103730/
who even is that, what has he done
> stage Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali  ('23)
> stage Classica da Arrabida - Cyclin'Portugal  ('21)
and
> National Championships United States ME - Road Race  ('24)
WHAT? NC?

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 >>/103282/
so close!

Pidcock got sramd in the final too kek

Fucking Van Eetvelt was there with Baudin and suddenly disappeared. Kwab of the day

 >>/103737/
he can't descend bert, he has barely finished a race in 2 years because he can't steer a bike

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 >>/103735/
> Dein PR
> 1488

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The great Willie SMIT of China Anta Mentech was DSQ from the Volta of Magnificent Qunghai because he had smart glasses with camera in them

Le Lioran is gonna be a massacre, the last time pogi actually got humiliated by the fish

jumped 10000 places overall

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Sangweech

 >>/103743/
That bread is burnt Bert

 >>/103743/
bred 👍🏿

 >>/103743/
big hog

Pogless /cyc/ team is currently 3rd overall, very cool (if only he had Baudin instead of Ganna he'd be first)

> Bertacek picked Le Berre
WHO???

 >>/103747/
Pogiless teams currently dominating the overall, would be pretty cool if they manage to hold on; I was too scared to try

 >>/103749/
because we haven't hit the mountains yet

 >>/103750/
it won't be much different, the top-10 is already settled, Pog has already won two stages

 >>/103748/
people laughed at me last time random picks made their way into my team

 >>/103751/
yes and he's gaining like 50 points on vingegaard a stage purely on all the classification points he's getting even without stage results

> We thought we could go for the stage with Pogačar, but then we saw that it wasn't the best option

 >>/103754/
He gave up the stage win? He is finally paying for that 80km solo in Strade Bianche.

 >>/103754/
did people start getting angry

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watching the race live was absolute kino, great atmosphere!

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what a life

 >>/103756/
He was just check-in if grug would win, and not the doper baudin

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also scored some good eggs on the way there and back

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found it

 >>/103757/
i really need to visit during the czech tour
remember to bully me if i start to make excuses (again)

 >>/103762/
preemptive KWAB

Oh dang.

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Forgot to shill this.
We are watching Nagoyer Basher, Bert!
Each day at 18:30 CEST in the next 15 days!
It's on right now!

 >>/103758/
What a FUCKING annoying song

 >>/103765/
How many fights had to be cancelled because of the heatwave?

So Lindsay Graham potentially got smoked in a Russian strike and had to be retroactively natural-caused?
Interesting.

 >>/103768/
thanks rusbert

 >>/103768/
if they do closed casket and no U.S. official enters ukraine in the next 12 months we know what happened

> can't even play twitter videos anymore without account
thanks elon

 >>/103771/
use xcancel

 >>/103767/
None.

 >>/103757/
Nice, looks very fun.

> Lennert Van Eetvelt is really bummed: “Disappointed in myself, had mentally given up on the race”

haha what a fucking retard 
bro you're paid to ride, ride to the finish

 >>/103775/
Seixas will be one of the very few not woman-brained broccoli hairs.

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 >>/103703/
He would've won

 >>/103777/
called it, well it was the shifter not the derailleur but still

Are there people riding sram in this thread?

Toralf Martinsen will score some BIG wins next season and all the non-attention-paying Berts of /cyc/ will cry about how they never heard of him before.

 >>/103779/
finbert I think

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paying attention

 >>/103779/
me since 2021, had no problems so far tbqh

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 >>/103779/
I rode sram today 
I would not ride sram otherwise

 >>/103782/
Whoa, ANTUNSH.

 >>/103785/
he's the man to beat this seasonµ
nych is in hiding but we all know that's just theatrics before the main game

 >>/103782/
Nevesh is a dopeur

 >>/103787/
One of the only remnants from W-52/FC Porto young enough to get suspended and afterwards return to racing. Shall be interesting to see what he can do at the Volta. Efapel is also looking strong this season with new signings Lucas Lopes and Jesus David Peña

 >>/103787/
 >>/103788/
his PCS page mysteriously omits this peculiar information

you now remember João Rodrigues

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eggs have been scored, hefty rampas today

I hope you enjoyed your 1 (one) day of van der poel caring.

 >>/103791/
bruut

 >>/103791/
VERY cool (and flat)

 >>/103791/
phwoar nice eggs

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as if dropped seat stays weren't bad enough

 >>/103796/
make a freak retard bike but still gotta put on those gp5k's

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Just an easy ride today, chilling. A mere 16 eggs. Dropped nearly 2 kg - wasn't drinking nearly enough since I didn't feel I was working, but it was still warm, oops.

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trying to find a picture of a fixie that had seatstays like that, a reverse sloped top tube and forks that bowed in the wrong direction

Stage 10

> Pogacar 1.61
> Toro 11
> Carapaz Montenegro 12
> Vingegaard 19
> Holland 19
> Evenepoel 26
> Pidcvck 29
> Martinez 34
> Healy 34
> Paret 34
> Seixas 41
> Baudis 51
> Connor 51

 >>/103794/
i shall be at decent altitude for 8 days from friday onwards (1700m), interesting to see what effects it will have

 >>/103800/
putting my life savings on CARAPAZ

some bert got a mp4 of mads winning celebratin at stage 4 for me?

Boichis won again

 >>/103803/
*celebration

Day 2/3 of my diving course done. Ngl I'm enjoying this more than expected. Got to see a few crabs and octopuses today. Pretty cool.

 >>/103804/
nobody cares but the french are killing it on XCO this year

 >>/103807/
what happened to koretzky though

 >>/103790/
I know the field sucked and the competition was only Asgreen and Hayter, but him winning Algarve in 2021 was pretty crazy

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 >>/103802/
 >>/103800/
It's time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G10zbxDZQSs

 >>/103800/
Waar Lipobitch

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Zi Ze bros... What happened today

 >>/103808/
Broke his arm in training

So I guess that canyon is finally ordered

'member carbon monoxide rebreathing? What a hit

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Might even catch two stages of the le Czech Tour

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even german Eurosport has it's experts express dissatisfaction and concern with whatever the fuck red bull is up to ... maybe if they collapse completely in this tour red bull will finally change its directors

 >>/103779/
yeah, since 2022; I like it well enough

 >>/103810/
VERY cool

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 >>/103744/
oh yeah here's yesterday's

 >>/103779/
I do, never had problems with it, same as with Shimano Di2 I had previously