Yeah no ones pretending to lick poop. Its all real. The real Jordan is no longer sanitary among us, if he werent soiling diapers, he would have said something about stocking shelves, made others cringe by doing it so good, and other pdd deeds he may have done in the trash. So far, nothing has come after 2019/2020. As he has jenked himself to Nasfertu status. On 2019, almost 5 years ago. Youre making a big Malk hint out of yourself the more you keep in denial of his eventual shart across the bathroom mirror. Because the real one, would've also realized that everything was hygienic. Thats why he prevented his own flush at approximately 12:13 am. Jumping off to indulge in a river of spewing diarrhea, with no feces left unattended. He was not a real son of a Hector, but rather peoples indoctrination of their own fig pillows. Almost like an anal rupture. You weren't there for duaper, but hes also a bit messy. Since you taught him these Malkavian words, being almost entirely corrupted due to the major brainwash you gave, when he wasnt even close to being in the madness network.