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oh wow very textured and dry. mine is smooth and moist. you would benefit greatly from chewing your food more. you are but a bag of fluids and so does your stommach expect the food you swallow: a liquid. when you only chew enough to be able to swallow it down, you are swallowing inaccessible surface area that the liquids your stommach is adding can not touch. best case this is just roughage and it flows through you (though you might not have that good of a flow given how dry your sausage is). worst case this gets stuck in your gi tract.

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 >>/76894/

Bad advice. Enjoy your inevitable colon cancer tho.

 >>/76897/

> Bad advice

get a real computer with a keyboard and then you can actually write what is bad about it instead of just presenting your empty minimal effort touchscreen judgement as if it meant anything🙄

 >>/76883/
what's the green stuff?

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 >>/76840/

based 40 get

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 >>/76840/

i don't know what to tell you buddy but trans people are the only real people. enjoy your jew organs tho.

 >>/76796/ she was fine tho

 >>/76659/
tits or gtfo

Is this yunners?

how is he your "boyfriend" if you dont fuck him? but anyway, males only want whores.
 >>/76715/
> how could becky lie to me?
males will do anything but settle for their looksmatch
all males are simpletons without morals

 >>/76935/
> all males are simpletons without morals

yeah you say that but then when you see one that isn't, you lose your shit, literally melt, instantly turn cringe and have your spirit crushed when he doesn't even consider you worth looking at because of how disappointingly unremarkable you are.

you don't even believe someone could be excited for you, you are saying someone should 'settle' for you. i guess that does sound better then adopt you and be your male nurse, which is what you are really after.

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 >>/76235/

yeah you don't understand anything, you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face if you can just come up with enough money to pay for a face re-arrangement.

that's like saying "no it is no problem for me to be fat because i ride around on a fork lift and the fork lift carries my weight so it is ok"

troll physics but with female anatomy, that's you. females are dumb because their life is so easy.

 >>/76254/
> you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face
no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly
> takes mocking seriously
> calls females dumb
your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.

 >>/76652/
> no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly

the millionaire plastic surgeon can't change it, you can't change it BUT you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently. while you believe you were unlucky and was dealt a bad hand in life and that there is nothing you can do about it, there may have been quite a lot you could have done about it and potentially still can. the problem is that you are dumb and most likely will not be able to tend to your garden so even though nobody and nothing is stopping you, you still can only count to potato and have not bothered to understand to live a good live which will naturally turn you more beautiful slowly. you failed to learn how to make yourself bloom and now you don't.

> your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.
no my worst problem is that i understood so late that i am not living in a democracy but in a complicated rape-theater-nightmare-prison and i have all these hopes and dreams that aren't really possible in a rape-prison. but don't make your corrupted little head hurt, you are busy being a butterfly who you don't even know you have wings and could leave the cocoon if you stopped eating cheese for a second and spread your wings.

 >>/76658/
> you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently
how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes? how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity? how am i supposed to heal my scars?

 >>/76936/

how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes?

despite what the labcoats repeat, symmetry isn't beauty. i've met plenty of symmetrical faces that were boring and ugly. your face doesn't need to meet certain shape requirements for beauty to occur, beauty is an attitude that ends up manifesting physically. the attitude is difficult to hold for people who just life life unconsciously by imitating the people around without thinking or just defaulting to what is normal.

> how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity?

there is herbal stuff you can do to your pussy. like douche with herbal tea which has a variety of benefits that i already forgot about. it is a herbal formula invented by some relative of the person who came up with the papsmear and an herbalist. look up "heal all tea", i drink this stuff, doesn't taste that good, but it was invented to keep the pussy healthy.

there is other plants that herbalists says make the pussy tight, i have not looked into it too much but i am sure amazing things are possible once you realize plants are your friends.

> how am i supposed to heal my scars?
without knowing anything about it i would buy aloe vera leaves and they last a long time, cut off a small piece and rub the gel that is inside the leaf on the scar. what does it do, does it hurt? does it ooze garbage juice? is it burning? or is it simply not looking nice because you still consider yourself an object mostly?

the most important thing you can do to improve every aspect of your life is diet and exercise. you handle your health. don't be like a christmas tree decoration and wait for a man to save your life to make you all better, nobody is coming. you do your own saving.

This is why you really should be archiving whatever the hell it is you enjoy and like onto offline storage and having MULTIPLE offline backups of everything you need and want. The internet WILL NOT be around forever. Gems get taken offline all the time. Someday places like archive.org will be too. Do not take the internet for granted, grab shit up and back shit up, anything you enjoy, old tv shows, movies, music, music videos, ebooks, youtube videos, porn, memes, roms and emulators, whatever. 16TB drives cost around $350 but are well worth it and can store pretty much anything you need, have at least two physical copied drives at all times.

 >>/76925/
erm you can't download videos off of xhamster back then it was only recently that you could, though only if you are paying for a subscription

 >>/76927/
I don't know about that honestly, are there not online rippers for almost anything if you take the time to seek them out?

 >>/76931/
> are there not online rippers for almost anything if you take the time to seek them out?
I'm not entirely sure on that one

cool will check it out

 >>/76402/
Word on the street is this was Christopher Walken's final project.

 >>/76402/
Yes it is based on Ubuntu but advertised as a Windows 10 & 11 alternative without the bloatware/spyware and has publicly come out opposed to and refuses to adopt age verification. Easy to use, normie friendly, almost all linux repo software works with it just fine. No forced auto-updates, you choose to disable that or manually update what you wish. It's great, completely free and you can run just about anything on Zorin OS including online media rippers, media players, audio/video converters, LibreOffice, Wine, Torrent and p2p clients, etc.

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Soon going to be replacing an older Windows OS on a laptop with Artix OS because some files got corrupted after a memory dump. The operating system was getting slow too which made me speculate it was compromised at one point. Artix OS does not utilize systemd and they advertise as a lightweight operating system and are openly opposed to age verification laws, privacy-friendly. Already have a bootable ISO disc ready to go.

Golden age of TV was 50s, 60s and 70s. Most the shows and sitcoms I watch are from those great eras. 80s had some good shows but that was the begging of the decline. There are only a very few shows after the year 2000 worth watching and absolutely nothing worth watching now days. I cut cable TV service way before the whole "cable cutting" movement, even before streaming existed. My VHS and DVD collections are massive LOL.

 >>/76879/
I love watching retro TV from 20-40 years ago. My rolloff point is about 2013. They went to making teen fantasy romance for streaming then.

 >>/76886/
Last great modern TV shows I watched were Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul which I bought on DVD box sets.

Fucking everything about modern 'America' sucks. The best quality utilities all made decades ago. The most entertaining shows and movies to watch, same thing, all mostly old shows and movies with very few modern exceptions. The educational system was far better decades ago, it's completely broken today. Decades ago crime was far lower across much of the country, today nearly all cities are third world and it has even spread to the suburbs where you need security cameras outside and deadbolt locks on every door. You could work two jobs today and barely afford rent or a mortgage anymore. Back in the day every family could afford food on the table, now many families have to ration what they eat. The internet was an exception... for a while, endless access to information and media. With new laws and regulations politicians are now trying to kill even that (with age verification laws, outlawing consumer rights to repair, online censorship, etc). EVERY FUCKING ASPECT OF SOCIETY IS BROKEN IN THE USSA TODAY.

If I ever get a draft notice I'm going to BURN IT.