/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/990758/
 >>/990772/
He is a Jew.
I think the original story is something liek: he had sex with his ex-gf and did coke.

 >>/990773/
Do it at midnight and she won't even know you've been.

https://hirtv.origo.hu/ahirtvhirei/2026/04/magyar-peter-szexualis-kenyszerites-gyanuja

 >>/990773/
Poo in the street and blame pajeet

 >>/990773/
Wondering why this neet can’t poo until someone walks his cat?
Found out it’s possible to run servers behind starlink. Epic, epic for the win!

Some day I'm gonna lead a better life than this. Goodnight neets.

 >>/990780/
Year of acceptance.
I can hear screams outside again

 >>/990780/
Night fella.

 >>/990780/
Night

 >>/990781/
> I can hear screams outside again
Sorry neet that was me, I was walking home and some dirty pajeet had done a big poo on the footpath and I nearly walked in it.

The NEETs are eepy. But this NEET isn't. Fuck this NEETs life.

Still need a poo

Might shit the bed

awake again, only 4 hours sleep

Bad dreams. Screams inside.

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 >>/990787/
 >>/990790/
You need a Doctor

Good morning NEETs and Happy Easter!

Morg, hurrumph.

 >>/990794/
Big?

still haven't poo

Good Morning NEETs.
I need milk and cant get any because the j ews killed j esus. Otherwise its a kino morning and I lit the fire to check the chimney.

 >>/990797/
> I lit the fire to check the chimney
you should have sent ChimneySweepNEET up it

 >>/990796/
Rebuild the queue

 >>/990794/
 >>/990797/
GMN.

 >>/990799/
i had some toast and juice and tea
wishing she'd fuck off on their walk already

snaptik_75... mp4
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 >>/990802/
What they did to the frogs was bad

https://youtube.com/watch?v=92dlcYRQdPg

snaptik_76... mp4
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Cruisey I wanna this to play when you pick me up today

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how the fuck is it daylight savings?

Finally shitting

It was falling out of me.

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 >>/990793/
 >>/990794/
 >>/990797/
gm neetbros, happy easter

 >>/990809/
GMN.

I wanna see the Easter Pepe

there's a huge fucking log that wont go down
had 3 goes so far

 >>/990811/
Get Tiffin to cut it up with his chainsaw, he knows what he's doing.

 >>/990812/
i'm just sitting at the kitchen table waiting for her to get back and start screaming at me :(

I am on the train heading to church. There are several other church-goers here, but also some bad homes.

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 >>/990813/

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 >>/990814/

poo definitely not going

 >>/990814/
why not walk to local church instead of train to la-di-da church

 >>/990818/
I am going with mummybot.

she found it and made me mash it up with a coat hanger
she was making gagging noises about it being up out of the water and when she wasn't doing that she was carrying on about how big it was and how there is something wrong with me :(

 >>/990811/
 >>/990813/
An Easter surprise for her.

 >>/990823/
Poor NEET.

 >>/990825/
The Easter Bunny didn't come either :(
There's box of Kiwi Cadbury Favourites in my section of the cupboard, but they've been there since I arrived.

 >>/990826/
She left them there for Easter. You have to believe NEET.

 >>/990823/
do they make toilets with insinkerators like you get in the kitchen sink ?

sounds like a million dollar idea .... automatic super sonic neet poo sredders

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 >>/990814/