/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Might get up and do some chores

 >>/985286/
Which shape do you want?

 >>/985288/
triangle plz

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 >>/985289/
Lemme ring up the triangle factory.

 >>/985290/
Thank you.

 >>/985291/
They only have circles.

 >>/985292/
It will have to do I guess.

Lying down again.

SAARmalade

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👏👏👏

 >>/985285/
I'm going to pretend I remembered.

 >>/985286/
> pristine theatrics 
This is what hip hop could have been.

 >>/985296/
 >>/985295/
Heh

 >>/985298/
He understands the common man and his base desire.

No poo, but also no blood.

 >>/985302/
Chippies!

up again
bins are out
having a mango mondster

 >>/985307/
I was dreaming that my old high school maintained a Wiki of dead former students and I was reading the entries when my alarm went off.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/truck-driver-dies-after-being-crushed-by-own-truck-off-pacific-highway-in-sydney/news-story/68a8049d69197028122198856407ec7c
flat jeet

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/grandmothertobe-who-killed-brother-in-148kmh-crash-walks-free-from-court/news-story/d4cd0ae770b552ec5670c22a3e253eaa
$500 bond for murdering somebody with a car
two tier

https://www.choice.com.au/home-and-living/household/review-and-compare/toilet-paper

Best shidding papers. Viva wasnt listed.

 >>/985312/
Don't try flushing paper towel.

Looking at ChefGood premade meals. Have any of you done them? I tried hello fresh for a month or two, then gave up.

 >>/985312/
> Quilton Shea Butter In GOLD
People rubbing butter on their nether regions.

 >>/985315/
Some rings need extra grease.
tbh I want to try that

 >>/985314/
I haven't. I'd get the stuff delivered and then still eat something I shouldn't instead because I am not right in the head.

 >>/985315/
I have that one.

Anti chaffing and grass fed. Smooth as silk.

 >>/985314/
Also most of those pasta and rice dishes they list for $12 you could make 3 or 4 serves and freeze them for not much more coin.

Herder put my number down as a reference for wallet wizzard.
Probably 30% interest or some shit. Bloody numpty.

 >>/985317/
You can have a single serve yoghurt or custard after.

anybody know any farm hand jobs around pakenham? Thanks

 >>/985320/
Yeah, thats why I gave up. Iirc one chicken breast was $8

 >>/985323/
Farmer Jack gives the best hand jobs I heard.

 >>/985323/
Farmer brown has callouses but his brother is a shearer and has soft sausage sized lanolin fingers.

Good Morning NEETs. 
Might make some chilli beans and bread first up.

had a shave
one of the items on yesterday's list

 >>/985327/
gm

 >>/985321/
> 30% interest
and the rest
some of those parasites charge 200-1000% depending on how badly you don't repay them

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CHILLI BEANS AND BREAD

Refurbished Hiby is coming today!
So excited that the DAP artisans of Shenzou, China have repairated my beloved music player. Gonna bluetooth it to something straight away!

Wrote out my voting preferences for when early polling opens on Saturday morning. Another thing off the todo list.

 >>/985332/
That's good, NOOT.

Did anyone get that $200 from cruisey for emergency neet feed?

 >>/985335/
No. I thought it was $300 once my calorific needs were factored in too.

Gm neets. How do i get a credit card?