/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Good looking thread.

Orange tastes nicer than blue

 >>/981043/
It is fucking not.

 >>/981043/
How?

 >>/981045/
> Singapore

 >>/981045/
You'll get caned for this language.

 >>/981049/
lucky neet

If anyone wants to endorse this change, please review and support it  >>/operate/30021/

 >>/981051/
It makes no sense.

 >>/981052/
That is the NEET way.

 >>/981053/
NEETlyfe

 >>/981052/
Am r too do make sense

 >>/981054/
He chucked a temper testicular torsion and locked it xD

If you start making sense they want you to get a job.

 >>/981058/
> want you to get a job
Terrible people.

 >>/981058/
Not everyone wants their butthole shaved

 >>/981060/
Cruisey lock me in for one of these

 >>/981061/
He's a gross race mixer

snaptik_76... mp4
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 >>/981060/
 >>/981061/
Cruisey you might need to invest in a laser machine and laser technican

 >>/981062/
He's my hero!

 >>/981062/
You love him.

 >>/981065/
Orally.

snaptik_75... mp4
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Good night.

 >>/981065/
Revolting

Microwaved budget rump steak for dinner, fuck my incel chudjak life

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Have no idea what I do with my days. It's just a mystery.

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 >>/981069/
> chudjak life
There is no higher calling a man can dedicate his life to in these dark times.

I went up the bush again. It was a late start but it only takes 15 minutes to get to my last workspot and I didnt see anyone even though I have to walk on the  back road a bit. I took up a chisel and hammer and gouged out the log where I mounted the vise because the handle wouldnt turn. It took a bit and I should have done it with the adxe before I mounted the base plate. Its nice there in the nice evening. There are mozzies but they didnt bother me in my bush suit. I came back and it got dark when I was in the bath with my dinner cooking. I had half a 5 egg omlette and some leftover lentils with tomato soup from 2024. It was still okay. I also did a little bit on the last bulkhead and will have to sand that back tomorrow, probably before I put a last layer of cloth on it. Then I will glass it in and fit the screw hatch. Might call mumsie and go to bed.

 >>/981072/
tl;dr

 >>/981073/
dont be rude

 >>/981067/
Night fella.

 >>/981072/
Good work. Call her and be nice.
Good night.

 >>/981074/
Not rude

Going to watch some more Vikings.
Ragnar beat up the earl last night and now he is bullying the English.

ate too much cheese

In future I'm only going to buy slices, it costs more but there's less temptation to binge.

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 >>/981077/
The english are viking rapebabies anyway.

 >>/981079/
Yes the blocks can go quickly.

> Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested

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Mumsie's cat brought in a bandicoot and it went under her bed. She doesnt know what to do. I told her to keep her front door open and maybe it would leave by itself. Shiban doesnt know what the fuck a bandicoot is and I cbf explaining.

 >>/981082/
bullshit intended to undermine western government

 >>/981083/
I know Crash.
Maybe more will move in and start a family under the bed.

Might become a royalty 🤴

 >>/981086/
You would make an excellent Duke.

Unironically considering a coffee rn. I don't want to go to bed.

 >>/981082/
he better get a jewish lawyer

 >>/981084/
How is that undermining their government?

 >>/981082/
The royal family deserve to hang. A bunch of treasonous rats

Prepare the guillotine!!

 >>/981090/
I dont mean the ZOG I mean western power. If you dont get it by now then I cant help you and I'm not going to stand here and be cross examined by a bad faith attack on white culture.

can't find anything to watch on youtube again to help me fall asleep, might just stay up all night

gonna buy some more turkey slices, hopefully that will help me sleep

This moofie The Quiet Earth is pretty comfy but I am tired now. Gonna go to bed. Good Night NEETs

> tfw no trifle

 >>/981088/
I have decided against it.
Good night neets.

 >>/981094/
Do you actually realise what a fucking retard you come across as when you talk like this?

 >>/981094/
You won't explain yourself because you can't, you're full of shit. The royal family couldn't care less about white culture, they're zionists themselves that actively supported whites killing each other in both world wars then sat idly by as the British empire collapsed

I will get macdonalds soon. You neets want anything?

 >>/981102/
large chocolate sundae please, with two flakes

Seen some fucked up shit tonight

Real Verified Footage of Stanners / IGAy committing suicide /  insurance fraud. YOU DECIDE.

https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2026/02/19/split-second-decision-pedestrian-walks-in-front-of-moving-vehicle/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8fybjkiyYgI

 >>/981103/
sent ;)

 >>/981105/
Committing suicide for money is a good plan. Funeral prices are outrageous these days.

 >>/981105/
> Stanners / IGAy committing suicide
He likes walking in low light. When he was caught recently for his alleged stealing.

 >>/981051/
Why have am/pm when its in 24hr?

 >>/981072/
Hope that soup is ok

That NEET promised us all breaky pizzas this morning.

harrump

 >>/981111/
Thanks Wizzy.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/major-update-in-sydney-kidnapping-of-85yo-chris-baghsarian/news-story/6b7b1c28101fc39043b7478efea47f01
they chopped his finger off

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Cruisey I want to go to a Bunnings Trade Centre For High-Volume Commercial activity. They have better free barbecue.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/inside-big-white-bunnings-stores-many-dont-know-exist/news-story/a5535336a3b7d7775bae4b30cb54de07

 >>/981115/
> free
I doubt it

 >>/981116/
Define unlimited.
What's to stop pajeet feeding a family of 36 for $45 a month?

 >>/981117/
> On top of this, Ms Andrews also plans a range of events for trade customers, such as monthly BBQ breakfasts, “Pie Day Friday” where they offer free pies, parties and sausage rolls, Tradie Hydration Stations on days over 30 degrees, Fathers Day Raffles, Christmas hampers to her top 10 PowerPass customers, and a range of other exclusive activities.

 >>/981117/
I mean Cruisey will totally have to sign up for a trade account with them and spend $10k each visit, but it will be worth it for us mongs to get a feed.

 >>/981119/
I will need to take a closer look.

 >>/981120/
He will assist you with your daily activities, such as signing your own name.

Fasted for 24hrs for ramadan.

 >>/981119/
As a neet I demand a pie day for us, starting today.

 >>/981123/
Well done, you can now break your fast with a pie.

 >>/981118/
Good pies too. Not supermarket ones.

 >>/981126/
Meant for  >>/981124/
stupid computdah

 >>/981127/
User error

Do you think the big family pies in the bakeries are as good as the single ones? I think I'd enjoy 6 small ones more than a big one.

Had a wee choof looking at Scorpio. 12hrs of wage, from midday. Shouldnt have had one. Now I'll be paranoid driving around and too lazy to do anything beforehand. One day, I'm going to get it all together.

 >>/981129/
the ratio of pastry to filling is off with a family pie
individual pies are where it's at

 >>/981114/
Poor boomer.

 >>/981132/
akshually, somebody born in 1941 is not a baby boomer

 >>/981131/
You'd have to eat it with a knife and spoon. Cutlery should be reserved for dessert pies.

ate a bowl of berry weetbix bites
can feel a big poo coming on
the turkey wants out

 >>/981135/
Let it build up, I want to hear the release 'thubb' from here.

 >>/981136/
Too late. Did you hear it? Was quite a bloop when the first footlong hit.

 >>/981130/
Another long day neet.

 >>/981130/
You should force one of the mongs to have nap time and have one yourself while you’re there.

 >>/981137/
Big blooper

big poo
big poo
breathe

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 >>/981137/

 >>/981142/
bob l'éponge

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Google is always trying to make me feel stupid :(

 >>/981144/
Easiest job there is

 >>/981133/
I want to believe.

 >>/981144/
> with a surname of Irish origin
It want to say it but can't...

 >>/981147/
do not do it neet

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 >>/981148/
I must resist...

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 >>/981144/
Maybe you need the premium version

Good Morning NEETs.
I cant tell which of my dreams are nightmares anymore. I might have PTSD.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ueIxjR8SJfo

NEETly tones

 >>/981151/
GMN.

Going to be hot today. Blackberrys are gonna explode. Much picking in my near future.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/horrifying-video-captures-moment-korean-men-are-attacked-with-hammer-in-sydney/news-story/d542884136ed429456d9cdded9a84f4e
they could always go back to korea if they don't like getting hit with hammers?

The vice-chair of the Barossa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Appreciation Society is found compacted by a rubbish truck. Suspicion falls on Ferne Basset’s Mosley appreciation society, disturbed that sex-toy anarchists might threaten to publish spoilers for an upcoming episode of Eastenders.

 >>/981155/
Just more crazies out on the street.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FtUhvCMQFNw

Considering having a shower, putting on fresh clothes, and going for a hair cut.

 >>/981159/
I am getting my car washed. I don't seem to be in a good mood today...
Meow

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NTbNCezCJNM

 >>/981160/
Car wash is always fun. Hopefully your day gets better.

 >>/981161/
dont like postmortem junkbox sorry

 >>/981158/
It looks like that neets poo.

 >>/981159/
Not a fan of these plans neet, much better you stay at home and engage in degenerate activities

 >>/981163/
We don't like you, but we don't bring it up.

 >>/981162/
Thank you NEET.

 >>/981155/
poor gooks

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 >>/981168/

Not feeling crash hot.

 >>/981170/
At least you're not feeling crash bandicoot.

 >>/981155/
Should target jews instead

Fresh popcorn, fresh beans, leftover omlette. Might leave the friday night pixxa in the freexer.

 >>/981171/
I am worried about the bandicoot under mumsie's bed. Maybe the old cat will stop trying to kill it and they will become friends. Then it can eat the cats food and drink. Maybe it will be happy there.

 >>/981156/
Huh?

 >>/981174/
You should hit it with a broom.

 >>/981176/
It's not really a bandicoot, just a possum that identifies as one.

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ok neets, garn coles, you need anything there?

 >>/981178/
Breaky pizza

 >>/981165/
The plans have been executed. Smelling fresh. Looking fresh.

 >>/981174/
Tell her to coax it out with a slice of bung fritz and then bang it over the head with the meat tenderiser.

 >>/981178/
coffee if its on special. Vittoria, ground. Mountain  grown is best.

 >>/981182/
does it come as beans?

Eating another salad

Made this but with a subway style roll instead of focaccia. Pretty good.
https://www.dilussodeli.com/recipes/toasted-sopressata-sandwich

 >>/981183/
probably

Possum wouldnt let me and cruisey watch yu-gi-oh because sale of the century was on at the same time.

lol
> Annie Knight, who has been dubbed Australia’s “most sexually active woman”, has shared a huge financial blow due to the US dollar collapsing.
>  >“I’m currently losing $10,000 per month from my income simply because the US dollar is not very good right now. I’m not going to lie, I was pretty upset when I realised how much money I was losing,” she told news.com.au.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/australian-dollar/shocked-annie-knight-is-losing-a-huge-amount-of-money-because-of-the-us-dollar-is-losing-value/news-story/9b804525ab909e1094defe0a446e2ab7

 >>/981188/
What a load of horse shit

 >>/981189/
Another hard-hitting piece of investigative journalism from the cave troll.

 >>/981185/
Looks good.

Mood has continued to improve. After the car wash, went to Telstra to fix a sim card issue by getting a replacement one. Then went looking at some new shoes. The shop's loss prevention woman kept looking at me with my bag, she kept picking up merchandise nearby and putting it back down while other customers walked around. I walked out after waiting about 5 minutes with no service.

I think motherbot might have been scammed by the energy company. The emails I received tell me we have moved into a new home or plan or something (?). We have a gas plan with them and they have been trying to shill the energy plan to them that has a Time of Use rate that varies and can become very expensive throughout the day.

 >>/981185/
would love to eat focaccia every day

 >>/981185/
One please.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/aussie-star-jacob-elordi-is-the-new-favourite-to-take-on-james-bond-lead-role/news-story/4e65040c683992b9328e07fded3a6d4a
never heard of this fella

 >>/981195/
He was in the Saltburn moofie. All the NEETs loved him in it.

Preparing the bolognese

 >>/981175/
just working on new episodes of midsummer murders

Niggas do be actin' up doe

 >>/981201/
> tranime

 >>/981201/
This AI art needs more image degradation

 >>/981195/
he's basque, I knew they wouldn't let a white man play bond again

 >>/981203/
After it has been screenshot and cropped and converted back and forth between png and jpeg, it will take on the appropriate vintage hue.

 >>/981203/
You need more degradation, you dirty slut

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https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/seriously-hurt-nsw-cracks-down-on-ebikes-introduces-sweeping-reforms/news-story/263873ca11a1d8e496c50fad06fd7331
NSW going to crush ebike with a tank.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FKt0qZ88gmQ