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I went out to cut spars but first I went to check out two spots where there were some falls I want to sort out and put the logs up on a frame off the ground to dry properly. I took the new adze and it works really well to carve out a level spot for the vise and for brushing out around what I want to cut. I will probably buy a proper one but its fine for now. The head stayed on, more or less and the length of the handle is really good and the back of the head has a hammer that you can hit tree trunks and tell if they are sound. I pulled out some blackberry shoots miles from anywhere. The old suit works well, is cool and keeps the flies and mozzies off me when I work. I should finish the new one and make a pouch for my hiby although I probably shouldnt because its not tactical to listen to music in the field, you should be listening out for signs of things that shouldnt be out there, like people.

 >>/979885/
How?

No link to prev in neither thread.

 >>/979892/
We are thriving.

I think this is the first thread, thats why its to the left of the other one.

That moofie sucked. The nigger looter part was played by whites so it made no sense at all.

 >>/979890/
 >>/979891/
How does he do it?

 >>/979897/
 >>/979898/
It keeps me awake at night.

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Was gonna write a valentines day message for Weber but didnt get around to it.

 >>/979895/
> no negers in the movie finally
> why arent negers in the movie???

 >>/979901/
Write it for us anyway.

 >>/979902/
kek

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Good night.

Wanna go to bed but dont wanna wake up. 
Good Night NEETs.

 >>/979912/
Night.

 >>/979905/
 >>/979912/
Night, fellas

I suggest the board staff should stick to one thread, delete the other, and edit OP to add a link to a previous one.

Our late last night boongs have created a mess.

GMN.

 >>/979920/
They're GODDAMN ARSEHOLES!!

need to go to the supermarket
and then do a poo
two parcels coming today

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Good Morning NEETs. 
might get into it later

 >>/979923/
The hard work to keep the parcels coming is eternal.

 >>/979923/
Thing being delivered throughout the day.

 >>/979924/
GMN.

 >>/979924/
lol

back from the supermarket
got two cans of the forbidden sherbet drink
some hot sopressa, barossa leg ham, barossa roast turkey breast, and some mersey valley
going to have some cold cuts and cheexe for lonch

 >>/979926/
what kind of thing?
I am waiting on a brake caliper from a BMX shop and a bike cable cutter and end crimps from Amaxon

morning bros, garn have one good day today, then sink into debauachery tomorrow

 >>/979929/
> turkey
Look at the ingredients, it will be 90% soy and sodium, up to 5% actual turkey. Basically vegan.

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 >>/979932/
I've had just about enough of your attitude this morning!

 >>/979930/
> what kind of thing?
I meant to say the things, but I am too mong.

The things are: supermarket treats, the poo and the parcels. All to be delivered at different times throughout the day.

 >>/979931/
GMN. Sounds do-able.

 >>/979933/
> Servings per pack: 2
I have my doubts

This board desperately needs UMM PTY LTD and the site needs Monk.

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 >>/979929/
I'll be over later and we can go down the beach and drink those sherberts.

 >>/979938/
lucky he had a gopro on his head or we wouldnt be able to meme that. Also good for getting that soy faggot to pay for everything

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These capchas have improved my touch typing skills. Now I can do numbers without looking. nice.

 >>/979938/
Did the BMW go over the guard rail?

 >>/979942/
I hope so.

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 >>/979942/
Kind of.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Miata/comments/1r51h1m/m2_thought_it_was_a_track_day/

 >>/979944/
> I have a coworker that's really into ricing his BMW.
> He works on his own car and he does it so well that his drive shaft literally fell off in a roundabout once. He also test drives it with no brakes on public roads.
bet it's a jeet

 >>/979944/
cunt cant drive for shit. you can cut inside corners only when you can see up the road enough to spot a car coming. Also you should obey the corner speed limits. I call them out loud so i dont get sloppy. Really ought to get a dash cam in the ute.

 >>/979947/
Could just be nuro with a bodykit that makes his ebike look like a bmw

 >>/979948/
> Also you should obey the corner speed limits.
lol

 >>/979950/
Yep, what a fag

 >>/979951/
I wouldn't call him a fag, just that those speed suggestion signs tend to be very conservative.

What time does Zesty get out of bed?

 >>/979950/
Imagine wasting money on comprehensive insurance.

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 >>/979952/
Important neet business to do. Late for my appointment with dr dan. No time for speed limits!

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 >>/979954/

might need to give myself a good scrub in the shower tonight

 >>/979902/
losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one

 >>/979907/
is that from lolcow.farm or crystal.cafe ?

 >>/979958/
are you having a stroke?

 >>/979959/
It is fake regardless. Charlee would never want anything to do with me.

 >>/979960/
I think he ate too many balloons.

Did that NOOT end up having chinky or fish and chips last night?

 >>/979962/
I think the helium is what got Nuro in the end. RIP.

 >>/979963/
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 >>/979964/
Those that whizz twice as fast only whizz for half as long. RIP NURO.

Bloody postie granny whizzed right past
had to go out and shout at her

browsing crystal.cafe

 >>/979967/
Hope you called her some good names.

 >>/979967/
Packages status?

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 >>/979967/
Tell her to stop doing those burnouts.

 >>/979970/
I did the poo earlier (quite a big one).
I received the brake caliper after shouting at the postie.
Waiting on Amaxon pajeet to leave the depot still.

Deleted some spam. Linked old thread. Deleted other thread.

 >>/979973/
GMZ

 >>/979971/
She was on the eeb buggy.

 >>/979969/
Just "oi"

I've got an erection.

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 >>/979978/
I spent about six hours yesterday wanking.

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I like these girl memes on crystal.cafe

 >>/979973/
Well deleted.

 >>/979963/
Fish and chips.
They were good, nice crunchy chips.

going to bring the washing in

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Might become a songwriter for led zeppelin.

washing in
No more work for the day, maybe not for the week.

 >>/979985/
you can help hold/squeeze my caliper when I install it

 >>/979973/
Thanks Cruisey.

 >>/979968/
it runs like shit because the SO and mods are foids

 >>/979980/
how good are they at spotting male posters?

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 >>/979986/
> you can help hold/squeeze my caliper

 >>/979982/
noice

 >>/979989/
They should stay there. The internet needs a containment board for women and trannies, to keep them from polluting proper imageboards.

wanna nap, but not quite tired enough

 >>/979989/
define male

 >>/979995/
I don't think they like trannies.

 >>/979993/
Thanks Trev.

 >>/979980/
The horse one is very funny.

 >>/979982/
The fish and chips you put in the air frier from woolworths rival the quality of fish and chip shops. Birds eye deli beer batter chips and birds eye hoki are great.

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quads and all the neets will get gfs this 2026

 >>/979999/
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 >>/980000/
Thank you, Mr B. Wizard.

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might transition

 >>/979999/
I like the birds eye flathead fillets. On sale, theyre $8 for 5 battered fillets. Very good in the airfryer.

 >>/980000/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/980000/
Unna. Stanky koori guuri on the BWCs

> wordfilter

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Sadly, wizzy is a fake boong. Real boongs can't count past three and will never understand what quads are. Real boongs will never know how many fingers they have on each hand.

 >>/980000/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/980004/
There is no shame.

 >>/980000/
Wizzy you boong...

 >>/979980/
You can tell they're made by actual females because they're really not very funny.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=93ua9fDEXhw

 >>/980013/
I find them hilarious.

 >>/980003/
I really enjoyed the comment made about this image once.

 >>/980011/
The stigma is gone.

 >>/980016/
The hail damage one?

Every new BO we get is a dick-rider.

 >>/980018/
Yes! That was it.

 >>/980019/
There is no shame anymore.

 >>/980020/
bloody weber

 >>/979956/
> based and redpilled.jpg
Are the pills reserved or is the image inverted.

 >>/980022/
When a Clogger is forecast, don't go outside.

Thai Green Curry consumed, stomach pains pending.

 >>/980019/
Yes I deleted a negative post about nuro. I felt it added not very much to discussion and would cause shit stirring. If you want to shit talk to nuro tell it to him, preferably in a constructive manner. Honestly he could use it.

 >>/980025/
I had a curry in my room and now the smell is lingering.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OI1HxoqASfQ

 >>/980026/
> If you want to shit talk to nuro tell it to him,
Has he even been here in the last week or two?

Spilled beer on the floor, too lazy to clean it up. 
Hundreds of huge red ants came inside overnight to lick the floor. Boong ants, symbiotic relationship

 >>/980027/
Crack the window open, turn on a fan too.
Stomach pain status?

 >>/980030/
Are you the NEET with the cum desk?

The ants and cum desk should be on display in a museum, would pay the entry price.

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Is that cooking sake wine they sell in supermarkets any good for getting gooned on? Says 14.5% alcohol. Do you even need id to buy it?

 >>/980033/
How good are you at swallowing?

 >>/979936/
Was literally 4 thin slices under the cardboard sleeve. Harrumphed when I saw it. Ham one had 5 slices.

 >>/980033/
The salt will make it unpalatable.

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might go for a walk, get some gelati

 >>/980037/
Two scoops please, choc-mint.

 >>/980037/
I will have rum & raison please.

it's after 12 and the amazon fucks still haven't set out

 >>/980040/
Amaxon Prime orders get priority. I got prime for one month. Mine left depot at ~9:30am

 >>/980042/
it is prime
they just suck in sa

 >>/980035/
Serving sizes are always for skellies.

 >>/980043/
That sucks. They opened a new delivery center closer to me recently.

 >>/980045/
it was scanned into the adelaide depot at 6am this morning, so I don't know why they are so slow
you'd think they'd just get the pajeets to line up with their private cars and just fill the first car chock full and then send him on his way and fill the next in line etc
incentivize pajeet to be there at 6.30am

 >>/980046/
Mine just arrived. It takes them a while to do anything.

 >>/980032/
Not him, I am the cum-desk neet.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ikt0tV-95dI

 >>/980033/
They have already thought about that. They make it too salty.

 >>/980050/
After some reading, general internet consensus is that boofing is the only workable method for that.

 >>/980048/
Get a museum to assess that desk.

Had a nap, feeling better, time to start the day. Some coffee is in order.

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 >>/980051/
I'll Boof (You)

Did some reading. Booked in with GP and hopefully get bulk billed. Made a new budget.

finally fucken out for delivery at 13:25pm

 >>/980056/
Lucky duck

Steak, cabbage and beans for lunch.

 >>/980056/
> 13:25pm

 >>/980059/
in the afternoon

 >>/980060/
So 1:35PM or 1325

I am trying to watch Troy (2005) but I am too face blind to understand.

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 >>/980059/
 >>/980061/

 >>/980061/
no

 >>/980062/
Turn the subtitles on.

 >>/980064/
means yes

 >>/980065/
he should wait for negger helen to come out

 >>/980067/
> helen 
God I miss her.

 >>/980064/
Yes, if you managed to pass first grade

 >>/980070/
i didn

 >>/980071/
The stigma is gone.

You NEETs ever read law? Its boring and thrilling at the same time. Those old judges could fukn tell a story I tell you.

 >>/980072/
slop pepes were a mistake.

15:25pm in the afternoon and my amaxon parcel not here yet

15:40pm in the afternoon and my amaxon parcel just got delivered

 >>/980078/
You have to let it go neet, it's not coming.

 >>/980080/
That's what she said

Forgot to buy toilet paper. No!

 >>/980081/
she wasn't squeezing his caliper hard enough

might make a rum and coke

 >>/980082/
Just wipe your arse on that other NEETs desk.

 >>/980074/
That's a man.

made a rum and coke
wish i was sitting at cruisey's plastic outdoor table

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just cbf today

 >>/980088/
Looks like another poor creature Weber squashed with his kayak.

 >>/980089/
nice digits

 >>/980090/
it's a palindrome innit

Some of these doom total conversions are ridiculous in how far they've gone from the original 1993 game. I have no idea how the modders did 90% of the stuff here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fBfIxbQF5nA

 >>/980086/
💯

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JioRhXfI3zg

 >>/980092/
Gave up after a few minutes. Cunt fucking around with inventory every 10 seconds gave me the shits.

Axelwound has same norwood and eyes as IGA

Achilles called Agamemnon a sack of wine for raping the priestess.

Could we get some fuzzy hashing going to stop the image spam?

 >>/980128/
install dollchan
hide first image by image size
no more spam for the entire thread.

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Going out the bush. That YT thing on heat is retard level. You stay cool by consulting Nuro.

 >>/980137/
Cheers. I did it by image name, but it has worked.

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watch this every time I feel like a drink or cig

Time to put teh washing on.

Axelwound is in a mood

 >>/980148/
well done webby

 >>/980156/
not me

Cruisey WTF happened to Weberboig?
Nugger coating changed
Medium drink is now a can of coke not a pint of premix.
Southern Belle is still shit.
Chips overseasoned.

 >>/980157/
the 'teh' made me think it was you

 >>/980165/
 >>/980164/
finally some based bussy spam

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I found Bats reddit account.

 >>/979938/
Everyone thinks hes a Collin McRae or whoever is the current best tard.

 >>/979973/
Good job.

 >>/979984/
Never too late.

 >>/980000/
Thanks, Wizzy.

 >>/980009/
Surely they can recognize repeating characters regardless the number.

It ain't a real toastie if it's got no cheese

 >>/980176/
A nice thicc slixe of cheexe

 >>/980062/
Why would you torture yourself?

They need a Tarzan remake with a more diverse hero.

 >>/980179/
Tyrone of the jungle

 >>/980180/
Raised by monkeys.

my body thermostat is up the shit
got the cool zone set to 18c and I still feel like I'm too hot

 >>/980182/
Tkaes time to cool down.

 >>/980183/
It has been on all day and I've barely left the room.
I'm a big fat diabetic fuck.

 >>/980184/
iktf

Just'd and woe'd. Need a drink.

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Cruisey I wanna go here

 >>/980179/
They should make a parody where a monkey gets raised by people

I went up the forest and mounted the pipe vise i got off that boomer for $25 to a log i carved out with the adze. I got rushed by a black snake on the way there and had to jump out of the way. My saw got stuck in a spar I was bucking but I could chop it out with the adze. Going back tomorrow to carve out a bit with the hammer and chisel because the handle gets stuck against the log. Everything works really well and I will make a couple of frames really quickly to lie the spars on to season out there. I will do that before I get the chainsaw up there and cut all the falls that are around there. Then I will take the vise to the next spot. Also worked on the last bulkhead on the canoe before I went. Lentils and egg pie in the oven for tea.

 >>/980189/
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 >>/980186/
Have a drink

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 >>/980189/

Lentils are overdone. Pressure cookers, amirite?

Mate lent me money. Got jim bogans

 >>/980159/
The chips are still good. Southern belle is good. On weekend for $5

 >>/980194/
You need a slow cooker

 >>/980190/
> rushed by a black snake 
Did you kill it?

 >>/980195/
You derro cunt

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=4smeasFkFl8

might lift my pixxa game

 >>/980190/
A busy day.

 >>/980200/
Is that you on her lap?

 >>/980190/
Good job.
What about second tea?

 >>/980197/
Dont want any more appliances, well maybe a toaster.

 >>/980198/
snakes are special, even amongst the other fauna. Killing them is immoral not to mention highly illegal.

 >>/980204/
A Fast cooker might be more compact.

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Good night.

 >>/980206/
thats what my pressure cooker is. The problem is you cant stir the stuff or check on it.

Might have to start interviewing for a new whore.

NEETs need not apply

 >>/980209/
You need a good boong woman.

I wish I could get FTTP. Heard starlink is shit

 >>/980207/
Night fella.
Found his calling.