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Found a jar of ink in the cupboard when rooting around. That prompted me to go looking for my fountain pen. Found it and filled it up. Disappointed you didn't read my mind and create a thread with a fountain pen theme. Disappointed. Very.



















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A theory he was banned because 
> In 2012, Xbox and other gaming companies began working with New York State to ban registered sex offenders from their platforms. Sony, EA, Warner Bros, Disney, Blizzard, and Apple were also part of the agreement, according to a 2012 New York Times article.
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The journalist travels to Transylvania to make a report with the old Székely.
- Tell me a typical day of yours.
- Well, son, as I get up I eat a good slice of bacon and drink 4-5 shots of pálinka...
- This won't be good. I'm sorry I can't report about casual alcoholism. Could you tell instead that you read a book.
- Sure son. So I get up and a good slice of bacon and read 4-5 books. Then I head out to the fields where I work until I get so thirsty for knowledge that I read 5-6 more books. At that point my head spins from all the knowledge so I lay down and rest a bit. After I get up I eat a big chunk of ham with a loaf of bread. Then I go to the library where my pal, Stephen already awaits for me. We read another 12 books or so until the library closes. Then we head to Joe, because he has a printing press.



















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They banned bench tops.
Those dirty migrants are cutting concrete, which still has strict rules with regard to using constantly running water, vacuuming up the slurry, and damming gutters to the run-off doesn't get into the waterways. The dust isn't good for anybody.











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Finally figured out what epstein was up to. Was confused why he was getting all these b-grade celebrities like prince andrew and marvin minsky who couldn't possibly have anything important in terms of money or power to come to his parties, then I got it.















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 >>/976686/
Six month sobriety tokens from AA are redeemable at any of my Cellars for steep discounts and giveaways. 12 month tokens qualify you for personal attention by a case worker from my head office. Why not call my emergency helpline and talk to someone who understands your real needs.


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> So she might just be supplementing her pension.
You can earn a bit of money before they cut it off and the associated benefits. If I was well enough at pension age, I would consider working unless they cut out all the benefits that they will do.


































































































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Well my fellow NEETs, I stepped on the scaled today. I'm 129kg. That is the consequence of eating goyslop twice a day for 11 years. I've lost my job (very hard to use public transport to get to work when you're fattie). I've lost my gf (she left me for someone even fatter lol). Because I lost my job and went on cenno, I also lost my apartment. Not that I care anyway, as the lift was usually broken and it was hard walking up to the 11th floor.
Because I'm a deadbeat, I developed serious depression. Now you may ask how did I treat it? By munching on KFC, Red Rooster and Subway to distract me from the monotony of being a fat slob living in pubic housing. It also made me change my politics: I wholeheartedly support jeet immigration to Aus so they can deliver my goyslop to my front door for a meesly $4 per delivery.
Every day I get up, I reheat the cold leftovers from last night's pizzahut.
For lunch, I scroll through uber eats looking for something delicious.
As for dinner, I usually waddle downstairs to the pizzahut to get a midnight snack (large pizza, garlic bread and 1.25L drink for $19!!!).
Now that my scales are reaching the end of their service life, I think it is time to diet and change my lifesty.
So tonight I'll have one last feast.
What goyslop should I order for dinner?























































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Saw an obese boomer with a mobility scooter made up to look vaguely like a harley davidson, wanna get one myself. Then webby could get a mobility scooter decorated to look like a corvette and we could have races to the kfc drive through.
























































































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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/teen-found-dead-on-blue-mountains-hike-camp-trip-named/news-story/96d8da0c5a4292ba943e5c8b200f315e
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I really enjoyed my McSlop today. The chips were hot. I had a Big Arch in a Large meal with Fanta (no ice). The burger had plenty of sauce and it reminded me of a Big Mac when I was younger. The size was good compared to the regular Big Mac. The only dislike was the seeds on the top part of the bun went everywhere.






































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Not an RPG, but if you're into the 80's Sierra-like clones, these ones are pretty damn good:
https://powerhoof.itch.io/the-telwynium
https://powerhoof.itch.io/the-telwynium-book-two
https://powerhoof.itch.io/the-telwynium-book-three
Aussie blokes too.

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I found the 'Tiger' knife I purchased as a 15 year old at Paddy's Market in a toolbox. I purchased a pickaxe handle at the same time. It still sits by the front door. The staining on the handle shows how many times it has been picked up over the last 30 years. I think Fatherbot was with me that day. He was more interested in their cheap arbor presses, if memory serves.













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 >>/976998/
I'd be depressed too if I spent all day arresting lebs and boongs and somalians, then had to go to diversity training and get lectured on how white men are the really criminals and the ultimate thought crime is noticing that certain racial groups keep committing most the violence.













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Its women in charge of marketing in head office. Your shitty pastry treat comes courtesy of the insanity of DEI power structures, mushrooming in the sick upper levels of legacy consumer corporations. Put in a complaint, the customer satisfaction officer who has to read it will be one of these toxic foids.



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I cut the handle of my grandfathers adxe and looked at fitting the shovel handle I bought but the eye of the adxe is somehow not straight and will need a bit of effort to fit it. Its a carpenters adxe i think and might be like that on purpose, or it might just be he bought the last one in the shop backinnadae.



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I use the woodsmans pal (the one with the hand guard) as a draw knife, I use the bushman spear head knife as a draw knife and to debark spars. I use the cane knife to trim the hedge like I did yesterday. The fern hook is a useless piece of shit and I hope the cops take it off me or there is a buyback or something so I can take it in and impress everyone with how based it looks and get some money for butter or something useful. Alternatively I could use any one of them to kill cruisey.





































































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Nuro overestimated the propellant on a mortar round during our prep barrage on a village in Na Trang and it went way overrange and nearly took out a Huey doing a strafing run and he laughed his ass off, once.




























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In circumcision, Abraham cuts off the foreskin of his flesh, so that God doesn't cut him off completely. Circumcision acts like Noah's ark; it separates God's people from all flesh who will be destroyed in God's judgment.























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When I've had bum worms, I just go to bed with some bung fritz and a torch and some tweezers. You waggle the fritz at your entrance and when you feel the worm take a bite you quickly turn on the flashlight and grab the worm with the tweezers.






















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One mate got some kind of worms from his surfing trip to bali. They fucked his health and he lost a lot of weight in a bad way. Finally got extensive medical diagnosis and they treated him, took ages to cure him apparrently, some exotic parasite. Bali. Not even once.










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There is no basis for that. Nazism supports Christian values that is why Hitler spared Christian churches, emphasised Christian law. In addition, Nazis often fall back on the Bible and what they claim it says about Jews, in addition to always having crosses in Nazism. Nazis children camps emphasised Christian values for example

Hinduism has nothing to do with it, Hindus are considered heathens nothing to do with the German people nor Christians

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In addition, Nazism arose out of Bavaria - a Christian stronghold. Most Europeans were Christian, nazism came out of Christianity. India has nothing to do with it. Hitler himself was Catholic until he became irreligious later in life.

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Lol, look at this history bookworm. Real aryans feel it in their soul, the vril trembles in the indo european bloodlines, spread from Erie to Peru over 1000's of years and interwoven into the generations left in our wake. Blavatsky would spit at you.




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If Nazism was an extension of Hinduism, why all the anti-Jewish rhetoric?? India and New Delhi doesn’t have any anti-Jewish rhetoric. Hindus are not concerned about the Abrahamic religions. 

Germans are a mixture of Anatolian farmers, Celts, Nordic peoples, indo-Aryans have nothing to do with it. 

Now Hitler was right that the home of the Aryan people is Iran. Iran means land of the Aryans in Persian. But Aryans ARE NOT the same people as indo-Aryans. Most Aryans today are Muslim unfortunately. 

I hate Indo-Aryans and Hindus too, but they have nothing to do with nazism. I see crosses, Biblical references, and an obession with being the chosen god’s people in nazism and Christianity - not Hinduism. I do not see nazis worshipping a bunch of Hindu gods and goddesses - Hitler certainly didn’t.



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The Thule Society (/ˈtuːlə/; German: Thule-Gesellschaft), originally the Studiengruppe für germanisches Altertum ('Study Group for Germanic Antiquity'), was a German occultist and Völkisch group founded in Munich shortly after World War I, named after a mythical northern country in Greek legend. The society is notable chiefly as the organization that sponsored the Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (DAP; German Workers' Party), which was later reorganized by Adolf Hitler into the National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP or Nazi Party). According to Hitler biographer Ian Kershaw, the organization's "membership list ... reads like a Who's Who of early Nazi sympathizers and leading figures in Munich", including Rudolf Hess, Alfred Rosenberg, Hans Frank, Julius Lehmann, Gottfried Feder, Dietrich Eckart, and Karl Harrer.[2]


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There were lots of wacky groups. Uni hippies, pseudo intellectual wank.
Was just looking at Ordo Novi Templi and Lanz von Liebenfels. 
Reminds me of Grenich Village beatniks complaining about the corporations and clicking their fingers. Cigars and berets.













































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> there
Are you not Australian?
Christians are mostly benign compared to muslims or minorities. Christians are useful or valuable because they hold family values. Their other values might seem inferior but it is better to redpill them against the Jews and elites, some of which is in the bible but their belief in god prevents them from ever being strong or warriors for anything.




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I am an expert on Christian narcissism - anything that is said against Christianity is thwarted to one either being a Jew or a Muslim. I am an agnostic. It is a merry go round. I am a heathen, outside the Abrahamic circle. I think Christianity, Islam, and Judaism all need to be destroyed. It is not possible to cage me into Christian narcissism, Christian. 

I rebuke Judaism, Christianity, and Islam to the fullest extent. Israel and Jerusalem, as well as the holy sites of Christianity and Islam, need to be destroyed by nuclear hellfire.


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No, I’m not Australian. Christianity has fucked up people the world over. It kills the family, it is a hater of humanity, Just like judaism and Islam . Fuck all those religions, it is great Australians are becoming atheist / agnostic by the masses and forgetting Christianity. Christianity comes from Judaism - it is racism, narcissism, self loathing religion of war.


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Do you have to physically go and see them or speak on the phone to them? I don't have to interact with anybody.
I only had to get 60 points this month as the course credited 20 points. 12 quick applies for HR truck jobs, for which I have no license.


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No, the nazis themselves were mostly Catholics that arose in Bavaria. Most of the hate tensions in Europe IS BECAUSE OF CHRISTIANITY. THE TWO NARCISSIST SISTERS FIGHTING - Judaism and Christianity. 

The nazis wouldn’t have used the cross, would’ve been anti-Abrahamic ALL ACROSS THE BOARD, wouldn’t have emphasised Christian values, and Certainly would not have protected and spared THE VATICAN if they were not fucking Christians.




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I did get an offer, a pretty good one but turned it down because of the badness. Fells bad to get an opportunity now, knowing that it'd fuck me up to take it. If you NEETs only knew what I went through, its still going on now. Thank fuck for the dole, I say.

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> holy sites of Christianity and Islam, need to be destroyed by nuclear hellfire
Agreed but unfortunately it is not possible. Christianity is the only Religion with some salvageable values but only because the elites have eaten away so many of our values, beliefs and freedoms. If we still had the society of the 1940's or something we could just abolish Christianity with little to no effect but now we need Christian's because things have gotten so bad that it's actually valuable compared to what is to come with Neuralink brain chips, always-tracked digital-only currency and social credit scores around the corner, Christianity is much more preferable and compatible. If the choice was between becoming a Christian and total mind death & totalitarian society, I would of course choose for myself and everyone to be Christian.


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Spoke with the ethnic about 10hrs over the last week. She accidently asked me to pop in to her place, before changing her mind. I guess she doesnt trust that she can control herself.. maybe. Or just wants to twist the knife reminding me of what we're not doing. I met up with her and purposefully wasnt flirty, like I normally am, and she said I was bitchy and on my rags. Cant win.



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> elites
Dont exist, law mimics social norms.
We did it to ourselves, liberated our minds and secularised our society, and then forced the institutions to comply with our new found enlightened stances, then complained that they did what we asked for.
Its the tasteless chips thing again. We want it healthy, then complain that they taste like shit.
The bottom line is, they should not listen to the masses.



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Bought a grout cleaning kit with the intention of doing something about my terrible kitchen and bathroom tiles, turns out it's just a couple of brushes, thought it would contain dark magic chemicals or something. Disappointed.






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No, but it's being promoted heavily. Theres a slight increase in young men going. They are the Justin Peterson, Charlie Kirk normie 'right wing' fags. Its better than being a revolutionary teenager that never complies with society, but not by much.




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> It boosts dopamine
It puportedly boosts dopamine which purportedly lifts mood. 

I got through the worst of it without Dr Zogbot or Dr Dans help. If we had a bible salesman who posts here then I would have done it without him too.


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We'd out racism him. Real life businesses pay as much attention to gay shit as you do. No one cares if you say nigger or faggot, they just think youre retarded if you cant keep it to yourself. 
He could have a hungry jacks crown and in blackface and the Africans would just teach him dirty racist words for him to use on other blacks.



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This NEET is very clever, Ami sulpride is a very good medicine and will make you very happy. 

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This NEET is very mistaken. Many scientists have studied this in big laborotories from very good universities. They  are very smart and the medicine has helped many people. 

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Those are caffiene pills, saar. They will make your heart explode if you take too many. Is better to get much benefit from my cousin's pharmacy next door. I will write you a prescription for ami sulperide. 

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Went down the shoppe. Even though I was avoiding eye contact and aura farming friendly shoppers, I still feel drained by being around them. At least I have fresh milk and stuff for a big egg pie. Locked in to peeling onions and cooking froxen veg. Having some oats and actually very good sultanas before I start the afternoon chores.




















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I went to the shoe repairs kiosk and got them to make me a duplicate car key and transponder.
I did not realise they would have to go to my car in the car park to do it. He complained about how far away I parked. He made three trips there and back total.
I had to wait over an hour but it got done. Cost me $250.



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On the train today a teenage boy got on barefoot and wearing pink hello kitty pajama bottoms. He was talking on his phone to someone and telling them about how he had been woken up by the cops knocking on his door but had managed to escape out the back.

On the way home I was sat opposite a guy who had an ankle monitor on. I did not even know we had those in Australia.

















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Hitler considered all these loonies as larpers and thought paganism was a nice thing back then but today natural selection through it out the window, it fell, proved to be weak, and Christianity what they have. He was an Austrian Catholic btw.




















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If only we knew how bad things really were
> I realize that code signing certificate is just an overpriced masturbating toy for FOSS authors - Notepad++ has done without certificate for more than 10 years, I don’t see why I should add the dependency now (and be an accomplice of this overpricing industry). I decide to do without it.
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eggs passed float test
went and got some bread crumbs
bin guy came past when I pulled in
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Hid the ute up the road for the inspection, your only allowed one car and I dont want any risk. Mowed the grass under where it was and looked up the agent's name because I forgot. Cleaned the shitter because I know they look in there.









































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Have a sore leg and hip today. Didn't do anything strenuous yesterday, so I guess this is just obesity and middle age catching up with me. Will need a cane soon. Then a walking frame. Then finally a mobility scooter. Kinda looking forwards to the last one, will do burnouts and hold races with the other 7xl neets.






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One of the most sickening things I ever heard might be true now. While we were living women were held captive and made to have babies to be eaten over and over with no freedom and possibly also tortured too. It makes me sick. I need to torture them in public

















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Cant hack it anymore. Gonna chuck it in. Did a bit tho. Might go up the bush or work on the canoe now that the real estate foids have gone away and about their day of takeaway coffee road trips, inspecting NEETs and bonding over retarded blather and soap operas.





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Took some no-doz, did the dishes and put away my washing. No-doz works well in moderation when you've had adequete sleep and when it's just used to fight lazy/meh feelings. It doesn't work that well when you haven't slept properly.

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https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/police-to-give-update-on-search-for-gus-lamont-4-missing-in-remote-south-australia/news-story/110d29a74cadf03d2e75797ed24b0b89
well well well
remember when I said it was the tranny grandparent who lived with them?


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No clear plan for doing anything up the bush. Decided to work on the canoe instead, remembering it was a priority task. Checked the car error code and it says cylider 2 misfire, but not at the momement. Might look at the coil packs.












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Sanded down the last patch on the fourth bulkhead. I put some more glass down where it was lumpy and will just sand that down and be done with it. Also made some more bits for the tricky bulkhead, the last one. good to get back into it. might turn my mind to spars now.










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I declined to have x-rays done of my teeth, citing my dislike of radiation unless absolutely necessary.
She told me that it was the same dose that you get from eating a banana. That didn't seem right to me.

































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