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Dear Mini Mong,
Hi I am the guy from up the road.
How are you? Would you like to drink heavily and bang whores together some day and maybe get kfc after?

Yours Sincerely
Guy from up the riad








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Tamela calls me and releases me from my workforce obligations because she loves me and I love her. Last time she ghosted my scheduled appointment and pranjeet texts me saying he will call two weeks later. Now preet the jeet has done the same. I hope this doesnt breach their obligations and I get some new cunts who actually do what they are paid to do: Breach NEETs.

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> Tamela is
a feminine name, primarily of American origin, often seen as a blend of Tamara and Pamela, meaning "palm tree" and "sweetness," symbolizing strength, beauty, and a pleasant nature
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Why am I the only NEET who has any culture in the cinema arts? I mean, all the rest of this board watches rubbish space aliens series and slop from netflix. I would be lucky to get one NEET to watch something from the golden era of Aus kino. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, with your video games and shitposting.




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Are there any good meats at Coles that don't need to be cooked? I don't have access to an oven or stove atm. I will aim for a rotisserie chook but I am worried they will be all out.


























































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neets there's something that's been bothering me for decades - in die hard when john mclane discovers the cop he's been talking to on the radio the whole time was a nigger was he shocked and horrified or did he suspect the whole time the guy was black?


























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Spoke to the ethnic at length. Should have waited to do it in person. Resisted my charms. 
It's all over. It's over. It's so fucking over. Dead on the sidewalk. Just litter for the gutter. 
What it all could have been. The divine tragedy. Never even got to the rope swing or goat slaughtering. Should have moved faster. One cycle. That moon god. 28 days. Lol
I should go watch that movie. Might have some real ideas on what I should do next. 
Jupiter looked at me like I was a dumb cunt again.





























































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she has a heart murmur, so she is booked in for an ultrasound next week
they took blood to check her kidney function before she can start drugs for arthur rightus etc
new vet girl
she was nice but I noticed self harm scars on her wrists



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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/it-looked-weak-children-injured-in-india-fairground-disaster/news-story/0cb51ad8af3ce377c256e79eb8baf493
is there a bigger joke of a county?







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got a kilo of sausages from the butcher
made niecebot and others laugh at woolies when the checkout woman asked what the bananas were (meaning what brand/type) and I said "bananas" in a very retarded and derisory voice
motherbat reminded me that she still has to live here after i've gone home
having a passionfruit hard cider










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> like what could possibly be so bad you have to do that to yourself?
Probably a variety of causes. If I didn't have a dog or animal throughout parts of my life, I would've gotten lonely and sad. This country has terrible mental health support. As much as I dislike Burger lands health system, as least you can get access to mental health treatment next day. Here it can take days/weeks/months.


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I can totally understand NEET/incel males hurting themselves. I mean they probably do, but they're probably also a bit too successful/final at it, whereas girls fuck about with it.
But also an attractive girl wouldn't have the loneliness issue. They'd have a surplus of friends and suitors at any given time, even if they are there with ulterior motives.

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If a female has a bad or abusive childhood they are more likely than males to take up self harm. Males are more likely to drink or just commit break neck successfully. Abuse can really fuck your head and emotions. Abuse can reduce you to feeling just shame and empty which is it's own type of pain, so to escape it they try to use self harm to activate chemical self soothing to get out of shame or emptiness. The shame and emptiness can be quite dire. It can have an existential effect of meaninglessness. It's not really "I want to die" It's, I want to feel something and get rid of this shit.

























































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https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/worst-possible-outcome-heartbreaking-detail-as-family-of-shark-attack-victim-nico-antic-rally-around-mauled-12yo/news-story/5138a8ec7060f5bb3745655ba02c2039

> dying from shark attack on Australia day. 


TFW: You will never reach sainthood levels of based


















































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yeah but you saw the marks from cutting, as in saw them, as in she wanted everyone to see them. Why cant you stab yourself with a knitting needle or mess around with a fantasy knife off aliexpress somewhere on your body where no one sees it? 

Foids with self harm scars are a kind of pink hair danger signal, who is to fathom their mindset? They are crazy and thats how they identify. This is the essence of a personality disorder.

















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Accidentally trolled my Christian friend again by arguing too much with him. I don't mean to troll I just enjoy the pursuit of meaning and truth and anything nihilistic I find funny, which is most of the time.







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Watched boner temple. Lots of nude doodles. Six cop cars at a property on womma rd, nd an ambulance. Did a detour down henley beach rd, and don bradman. Almost stopped at a tugger but a group of youths were on the sidestreet, and others seemed shut. Now at the AFP building.








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Even went and got 250 out incase I got a nice tugger, that may have been keen on getting her bumhole gaped for a week. Really was in the mood to hurt some fob teen who already questions her life choic3s. Tonight could have made a new lifetime heroin user. 
Extra 50 if she keeps smiling in a believable way.

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No post NEETs. Wage off, choof'd up. Thinking about the ethnic, and other women, which is nice. Fantasising about reliving the experience with this chick. 
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/SA/Adelaide/Individual/E12/
But telling her about it while playing it out. Probably need to stop thinking that sex means emotional connection. Possum would blame mental health. The trauma. Imagine thinking women can be your shrinks.












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https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/get-back-to-your-own-country-ugly-racially-charged-incident-caught-on-camera/news-story/88979b6ebd5715c380d0fa5b3c01bd28
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 >>/974902/
I regret every visit to a whore. It must be at somewhere to 50-100 monger sessions since 2018. I've never felt any better afterwards. Neets should be strongly discouraged from it have they have never been before. Plus you lose pieces of your soul and start thinking evil shit like this  >>/974871/
Saying all that I still sometimes daydream about going to thailand.

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I have a mate who practically lived in Thailand on DSP. He would go there for a month and come back to oz for a week or two and go back again. He told me about unlimited portability for DSP so you can live permanently in other countries and keep getting DSP checks.

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That must have been a long time ago. DSPneets might be able to weigh in but I think that method has been patched.
That would have been a good lifestyle though. If you could avoid falling for a thai girl and getting your wallet/savings drained.





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>  avoid falling for a thai girl and getting your wallet/savings drained.
That's what their prostitutes do. If you avoid the tourist areas and stick to good areas that are still friendly to foreigners you can find good ones.
It's still possible to get UP it's just a bit difficult. You have to have 0-2 rated working hours that is permanent and basically the process is like re applying for DSP so you can actually lose your DSP.
There is a documented process on it on https://dspoverseas.proboards.com/


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>  If you avoid the tourist areas and stick to good areas that are still friendly to foreigners you can find good ones.
You are still expected to pay up. You're just gonna get bled long term rather than early on like the old sick buffalo scam from a bargirl.
Yes I'm extremely bitter from my experience e-dating a SEA girl. Maybe its fine.













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Went to two rubbers, both shut. Went to a tugger instead, but got a good rub. Then got a covered blowie in her underwear and a violent ball rubbing, felt like little stabs like getting kicked in the nads. Had to tell her to calm down once. She gave up twice because I was taking too long, and she didnt slow down. Did a big cum wih about 30sec on the clock. She kissed my cock afterwards and said its beautiful. Could have slapped the bitch. Good quality tug, left me swallen and red. Minimal oil, which I like too. She gave me a water when I was done. I was very vocal about telling her what to do and doing pillow talk stuff and she didnt seem to mind getting called a good slut.












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I'm a sub-8 male. Get pussy occasionally but the effort isn't worth the reward.
Easier to pay for a hooker, Asian massage with no conversation required.
Check on text how much it will cost, only take the exact amount in cash.
Don't take in your wallet. If you do, strip all ID and bank cards out.
t. subhuman with 200+ mong sessions, I lost count, at least 1 per week.

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Drove to the Murray Mouth and then the Goolwa market and then the Port Elliot jetty and then McDolans ($40 for absolute dogshit) and then the petrol station and then BWS and then the kid wanted to also go to the Beachside market and as we were leaving somebody from the Corvette Club pulled up so I strode off even though they saw me and then I went home. I got a sign at the Goolwa market and a Matchbox car at the Beachside market. There are too many Indians down here, strutting around like they own the place.




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The sad thing is I've fried my brain on porn, so can't even get hard for a hooker. Have pop a viagra before, then have a quick wank to porn in the car then go into see the hooker.
I used to pay for 1 hr sessions cos that's how long it would take me to coom, now with the above method I can do it in 30 min.




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You should have waved and winked at the vette guy. Sounds like a good day, except going to maccas. Its poison. Ask sisbot is she ate it while pregnant, but comment no further. Its not vaccines, microplastics or flouride. Its ultraprocessed gunk that is no longr food.




























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went fishing
niecebot bird-nested both rods
spent half my time unfucking those
she got the hang of it toward the end
had to stop a couple of times to wait for swimmers and paddleboarders
















































































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Mumsie gave me an envelope with cash because she thinks I'm destitiute. I was looking everywhere for it this morning and I went back to her place because I thought it might be there and got left behind. I hate that she does it, that I dont have a job after what they did to me and she thinks less of me because of that, but I felt even worse for losing that money she wanted me to use for food and petrol and clothes and stuff. Overwrought with anxiety looking in the same places but to no avail. I did find it tonight tho. It was in the fridge under the cheese she also gave me. She wrote a recipie on the envelope. My mumsie is very good to me. I didnt have serious risks of suicide last year because I knew how bad that would be on her. Duno what I am gonna spend the money on, I still havent spent the money she gave me last time either. Maybe i will get something special, I dont really need the money anyway. 

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> In our region, the rule-of-thumb for when to plant grain crops is "after ANZAC Day". The operation of planting completely erases anything in the paddock.
> So I figured, if it will be visible until at least ANZAC Day, let's combine the two?


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gm neets. If our ancestors could build the best country in the world out of nothing in only a few generations, then surely we can build something out of our lives. We have the time, the opportunity. Nation building day.

















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Happy Australia Day!

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Australian (and a few New Zealand) tunes for the next several hours.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser or into your media player of choice): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.






















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> need gf to make food
IKTF
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> food is good
IKTF

Trying to make a substitute website for 420chan while hotwheels sits on his ass with the domain. It seems like he's trying to get the original servers back which were seized because the owner hacked into a US candidate's server or whatever and stole their information and went to jail for it. This little endeavor is already proving to be a goose chase with most of the people involved in setting up a new site have fucked heads from drugs.











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Goon Afterneets Noots.

https://x.com/PaulineHansonOz/status/2015574950560837997

To celebrate the launch of 𝗔 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲 and 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮 𝗗𝗮𝘆 we've put this fantastic film clip out today.

When we phoned Holly Valance to write us a song for the movie, she instantly said yes.

A massive shout out to Holly who I know watched the film last night and spat water across the room during one particular scene. Tells me the jokes landed really well 🤣

The song is available for download on iTunes. NOTE: If enough copies are sold, the song will be forced to be played on stations across the country, including Triple J. 

Wouldn't the ABC have a heart attack knowing they had to play this track!

None of this would have been possible without Mark and Sebastian at Stepmates Studios as well. Proud of you guys!

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> i did my part !

i bought the moofie as well... looking to find a way to rip the stream when i watch i get home so we can have a moofie night





















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Went to the park. There was free sausages and they were playing some aussie themed music on the PA. One nation was there but they were shit. I was the door dawg and I stood at the front gate with my flag like a night club bouncer.  I was watching people come and go, mostly good vibes, lots of people telling me what they thought of the I hate Australia crowd, well oiled and funded to march.  Some old eastern evropeans took a picture with me and my flag, the old guy had the best hairstyle, sunnies and accent. Told me that the lefties should shut up before the chinese make them into salami. Didnt do the rally marshall thing but got to go to the pub with the crew. Had one beer. Got a bottle to minimise the brown hands aspect and enjoyed it with some nice normal guys. They were telling me stories about townie shit and seemed interested in what I had to say. I might have gotten a bit sunburned. Fish fingers for tea.











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I think my latest Amaxon driver might be deda. Package picked up at 8 AM yesterday. No further updates. Amaxon support said due to Bad Weather they couldn't deliver yesterday but would deliver today or tomorrow. No further updates today. Not long until today's 8 AM to 8 PM delivery time frame ends.
















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Nuro has been here all afternoon. In the cool zone. Drinking, hitting oxys and nangs.  Yet none of you have engaged. Good. Just Finished watching a super progressive movie. Garn have to stream it again so i can rip it. Thats it garn venture out of the cool zone and put on a steak and chups.

It was too damn hot today. Just was not doing it. Just didnt.
















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Also forgot to add woolworths had some cadbury creme eggs on sale...(probably last years easter stock NGL) it had been years since i got cremed, i missed those little niggas like you would not believe.
















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https://www.heretical.com/cannibal/austral4.html
Today we learn about the liberation of this land from the most vile shadow of the cursed native cannibals. Australia day in 1788 marked the beginning of the white light of civilization coming to this vast continent. Hail Captain Cook!






























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I have finished P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster novels. I am now reading Leave it to Psmith by the same author. It is not as good as the Jeeves and Wooster ones but I just read this line which made me laugh:

> "A depressing musty scent pervaded the place, as if a cheese had recently died there in painful circumstances."

This novel was written over 100 years ago now. The P in Psmith is silent, as in pshrimp.






































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I have two questions for you fellas.

Is Men at Work's Down Under considered a proud tune there, still played on the radio? Or is it hated and seen as a mockery of you blokes?

Secondly, how the fuck do timezones work there? I generally know timezones as being vertical lines down a map. Western area look okay, but then you have a split horizontally across. And the differences aren't clean cut 1 hours either. And what is that tiny purple area with its own timezone? Nothing makes sense to me here.


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> Is Men at Work's Down Under considered a proud tune there, still played on the radio? Or is it hated and seen as a mockery of you blokes?
If you had asked a week ago, I'd have said yes. But then 2 days before Australia Day the song's composer came out and said he didn't want 'racist' (ie patriotic) Australians playing it at the Australia Day rallies. At said rallies, people instead chose to chant variations on "joe blogs fuck off" (where joe blogs is the name of the composer I forget). Also said song plagiarised the melody from Kookaburra Sits In The Old Gum Tree.

> Secondly, how the fuck do timezones work there
You can ignore WCT, nobody uses the Nullarbor time zones. The time zones are notionally aligned vertically (so changing left-to-right), however we're in daylight savings now and some states and territories don't belive in it. Hence the NT being behind SA even though they're notionally in the same vertical slice.







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> Both questions dont concern you.
Figure who else would I ask?

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Alright. Thanks for the answer.
For the record I like Overkill and It's A Mistake more than Down Under which is imo overplayed.

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> Just look at EU.
Meaning?

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I'm someone who still thinks the 80s were 20 years ago. Back when many 80s acts had nostalgia circuit comebacks, and singers were in their 40s or 50s. It's fucked up to me how so many singers from this era are ancient now.

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Can't win em all.

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There's an article on the Herald Sun about a Melbourne sparky who bypassed electrical meters so cannabis grow houses wouldn't trip up on electrical usage.
I jokingly thought "What tripped him up - electrical compliance certificates?".
The article states "It is alleged that at a number of the addresses there were electrical safety certificates signed by Mr Saad, none of which referred to the bypasses".
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went out in the sun. Went back to the MFA place because ANTIFA pasted up NSN Dox on every single post and pole. Took a scraper and made quick work of the names and photos and the paint under them. Lucky no cops saw me because they would have cited me for littering or vandalism or something. I cleaned up as much as I could, lots of shredded paper everywhere. They probably will have to hire a specialist to get them off and paint the poles and everything but It's slander and that's immoral as well as illegal. I hate Antifa, lots of normal chuds talked to me yesterday, not even going to the rally and they hate that scene as much as I do.














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> had the teenagers baby

> the teenager got her pregnant

> came inside her


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went back to where I cut thru the bush today as a short cut, and I found a homeless camp. A rats nest really but i retreived the tent fly off a swag because it has good canvas. I hate rats (homeless) the utter filth and mess they leave behind is disgusting. The patch of bush was completely unappealing and shit too but probably no mozzies as no water anywhere near. Nothing left to salvage, just garbage. Would have been garbage when the rat dragged it off the street to begin with. Pathetic campsite, shows the mental state of the rat. Anyway fuck em I want a snack and go to bed. Good Night NEETs. More shopping tomorrow.

































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 >>/975502/
A compliance guy I know who does some work for me. He showed me his collection and was going on about how golf and watches have given him more connections for jobs than interviews.
He applied for 500 jobs, got about 50 calls back and only progressed in about 10. He has three degrees anda decade of experience.
All comes down to how you shake peoples hands and talk to them, and what watch you wear.




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I dont think I'll get one. You need to know what they're wearing too to strick up conversation, and getting it wrong would look silly. He has got some good connections though, including military. One was based in new york, and one in saudi arabia. He met them in those places (i think us was on a plane). 
Its impressive dick swinging. 
He said 5-800 should be my 'entry' price range.
On top of his day job, he has two private companies, pretty large investment portfolio and on to his second home build. But all the watches are from uber and doordash that he did on the side, for fun. I think he said he got 6k for 6 months worth of work, after work. 
Bloody go getters.











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The last time Neptune transited the sign of Aries was from 1861 to 1875. This period brought significant cultural shifts and scientific discoveries — for instance, the Civil War and the pasteurisation of milk.





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