/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/974436/
> ADIDAS
IKTF

I just realised the retard show is just a rip off of Its Always Sunny.
Nuro thinks he is Dennis, Tiffy IS Mac and iga is Charlie but with shit instead of rats.

Back on the ethnic thoughts

 >>/974439/
Weber is devito

 >>/974441/
That works

 >>/974442/
So anyway I started shootin

Called up Vodaphone to get a pin, ended up with a $60 per month plan upgrade. Heena was a cutie. I asked her where she was from and she put on a heavier accent and said telstra headquarters in India, just to shit stir me.

I was rummaging thru the glove box in wombo's corvette when he stopped at a back roads servo and went in to talk to the attendant on our way to Pyrie to see a man about a dog and I found a trucker sized bottle of Isocol and a cigarette lighter, once.

 >>/974434/
What am I looking at here?

 >>/974444/
> ended up with a $60 per month plan upgrade.
Wizzy I am not sure if that's well deserved.

PYRIE SLOOTS GET MUH GIONT NUGGO

 >>/974446/
A simulated Cruisey poo

 >>/974446/
I think that's Cruisey taking a shit

 >>/974450/
Is that the image of it in a tray?

 >>/974447/
I found that girls linkedin. Greater Sydney.. so far. Will report back when I find her street.

 >>/974450/
 >>/974451/
Oh I see. It needed a speech bubble with "Weeeeber"

 >>/974452/
You will end up with a $120 plan

 >>/974452/
> Hey bby, it's me from the upgrade! 
Are you going to turn up with a box of choccies and a bunch of roses?

 >>/974453/
👆💯

 >>/974455/
Chicks love being stalked, it works in all those 80s comedies.

opened a punter's corner

 >>/974455/
$300 worth of jewellery.

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TAAAA MAAA LAAAA!!

Whyd you haveta break muh hearrrrt!!

There is a midget down syndrome fella who lives down the road from me that I always think of as mini mong.

 >>/974458/
Punters planet review? 
Is tamela there? Tell me the truth.

 >>/974462/
She has bad reviews, says she is a starfish who doesn't shave her bush.

Tamala wants the big optus upgrade.

 >>/974460/
Plot twist - tamala was always just cruisey's nickname for webby

Feeling sick after eating half a tub of coconut ice cream. I never fucking learn.

 >>/974431/
You're better off without her neet.

 >>/974467/
> coconut ice cream
Which brand? I have never seen it.

 >>/974466/
Actually ethnic was

The ethnic was Weber in blackface the whole time.

Tamala's new boyfriend is a pissant faggot. She needs a real man that can give her the life she deserves.

 >>/974472/
> She needs a real man
Do you know one?

 >>/974471/
I knew I loved that arsehole in previous life

 >>/974473/
He's currently in blackface.

 >>/974474/
kek

 >>/974472/
Real men aren't real

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Weber you boong

 >>/974469/
It's made by some local deli, probably just coconut cream and sugar frozen, but delicious.

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

She came home one day with fibreglass dust on the seat of her pants. I knew she'd been in that canoe.

 >>/974481/
*He

 >>/974464/
No! I dont believe she has bad reviews. My Tamela would be sweet and slightly chubby with a charming giggle. 

I dont think her or the horrible pajeet boyfriend are gonna call. Might call it early.

 >>/974483/
The sexier the phone voice the fatter and 60 years older they are.
Trust me NEET, I'm a degenerate.

BUM RASH

 >>/974461/
Send him a card introducing yourself.

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