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north west? do you have cyclones and crocodiles too? australia is fascinating to me, most people from my cunt only go to melbourne or brisbane so i never really hear anything of the wild north west coast. i only know it from that based lad who drove his landrover up there in the 60s to go fishing and hunting with the boongs









































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> “When something originally scared this mum wallaby she went into flight mode, this is where the pouch muscles will involuntarily contract which can result in their joey falling out of the pouch when they are bounding away at speed fleeing. This very sad involuntary action is what left the pair separated.”
Hence "throwing" the baby out to distract predators. Giving mom another day to make roo babies while they could have died both in by the teeth of predator.
The action doesn't need to be based on conscious decision, it's an automatic defense mechanism. This is how evolution formed them.
During hard times people ate their own kids first because children are burden and useless and die easily - especially "back then". But adults can make more kids when hard times pass. It's not easy to comprehend with modern western thinking and with "think of the children glasses on".






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I lost all respect for the local nesting pidges when I saw they had murdered one of their two babies by pushing it out of the nest.
Apparently it is common when they have more than one baby. They only keep the strongest one.
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Not these potatoes. I am trying to maintain the amylopectin to keep the Glycaemic Index down. Boiling for a minimum time and eating them straight away is my strategy. They are new potatoes, probably kennebecs or dutch cream. I have no way of knowing how successful my efforts are though because I dont have a glucose meter and literally couldnt be bothered to take my blood glucose three or four times over an hour.










































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> Cocomelon is a children's YouTube channel operated by the Candle Media-owned Moonbug Entertainment. The channel specializes in 3D animation videos of traditional nursery rhymes and original children's songs. As of July 2025, Cocomelon is the 3rd most-subscribed and 2nd most-viewed channel on YouTube.












































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Why does google come up straight away with my search results and then it goes blank and takes ten seconds to come up with a bunch of shit I dont want and the first results that looked good disappear and there is just irrelevant shit? This never used to happen.





























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New board is live with 100MB uploads per file, 10 files per post with a 3 second cooldown on posting unless it's same image spam, then the cooldown is 10 minutes or something. Just need someone to organize a whitelist for it.
It has the ability to create any number of passwords. A password is required to see the board. No registration or email or anything is required to get a password.
if NigaY gets one I can change it and it will kick him off in like 10 seconds.
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> "Vichan has next to no active development"

> "We strongly urge you to consider other imageboard packages. It is the opinion of the vichan development team that no new vichan imageboards should be deployed at the moment"


> "vichan is still beta software -- there are bound to be bugs"

> The vichan team themselves say don't use vichan for new boards!
ecks dee. the code base itself is broken. Might have to start over from scratch on another software.
I am so mad but can't help but laugh


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 >>/970452/
The next iteration for this place is
https://magrathea.endchan.net/ausneets/thread/970185.html

I would also be careful with home hosting. I would consider how the host is isolated on the network and how the traffic is managed to it.

















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magrathea is some kind of failover board thats run on a hacked smart washing machine somewhere in northern england. Its such low bandwidth that it will keep going even when the big cloud servers go down for regular jeetcode fuck ups.

Having a caro and gonna get back to the canoe.





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Goon Afternoon Big Fellas.

The Lordiest Nuro is back in the house. God Awfull wather lately. Hot humid overcast no rain uncomfortable. Been in the cool zone. Had to drop off a couple of bikes so went to the pointe. Chilling in the mobile coolzone cranking the new soundsytem, having a cheeky sip of champas. About to begin a catchup. 

How are we all doin ? moofie status ?






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About to fit the templates for bulkhead #4, just gotta get out of the fart zone in front of the computer. Gonna delete MOS ibiza 2023 from the playlist because its trash.

> moofie status
BoardNEET wont pick up. He is punishing me by punishing the rest of the NEETs.













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ayyyyyyyyyyy
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i have only studied her body of work non musically
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well that canoe is slowly getting more expensive every day...
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it was still good your goon filled stomach will regret this later and your body will hate you tomorrow if you get to that point of being so pissy you just cant be fucked cooking anything and too drunk to acquire any too. Happened to me last week. ooooooof.
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formerly sober
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LIES!
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erm......

decisions decisions neets, had a lamb roast last night, cbf cooking tonight, dont wanna go far or spend too much, options limited. Actually i got it, garn kebab shoppe but gonna hit a chip bab, have not been there lately as the previous owners hubby died suddenly, new owners and new incompetent staff, i will be rolling the dice with this sloppa. Fuck it. I have the neeed, the need for feed.























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One movie was requested last year but there wasn't any backup copy available anywhere for the movie was so new.
I said back then: maybe in January. I've no idea about the title.


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Nice. I'm looking forward to see your collection.

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You drive in the wrong side of the car.





























































































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> watching a scottish woman give a presentation on the bronze age in scotland
> can't understand a fucking word she says
> turn on youtube captions
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Back when I was a boxing champion I had a big fight coming up once and Weber and Possum came to me and offered me 5 grand to go down in the 3rd round and I agreed but it turned out I misunderstood what they meant and that's why I'm banned from boxing and on the sex offenders list now.





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I bought something online from a Romanian business. After a fortnight of silence they have told me they don't have the item in stock despite having listed it. I have asked when they expect to get it back in stock but they are slow to reply.
Trust a fucking snake before a Romanian.






















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 >>/970676/
Well shitting is integral part of walking, they get the mood to do it.
Poor bird, but that's just dog things too.

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I dunno. I don't think I ever walked in deep dry sand...
But it depends. There is a difference between snow and snow.
If it's deep virgin snow it's like walking in water, except a bit lighter easier, but doing it for kms it's tiring - especially uphill.
On a path its often trudged down by people but only after a lot of traffic will be compact. So it moves under your feet in lumps and all the muscles need to work to keep in balance. And when it's compact it's a bit slippery.
And in the forest you can't see the ground, if there are rocks or torn branches or even a smaller ditch. So it makes walking difficult.

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If it's cold enough it's almost dry. Warm boot can warm it up if it gathers on it, it melts and slowly drenches leather.



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Good Morning NEETs
Regret eating all that ice cream yesterday in an big effort to empty the containter. Chucked the rest in the toilet and washed out the tub. Now its sitting in the bowl waiting to melt, a neopolitan poo.
















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Morning NEETs,10 weeks since the surgery now, hair has all regrown and the breastbone ache is gone except when I cough or sneeze. Been doing light weights again the last month which seems to have got rid of the neck and shoulder pains.
Two more weeks and I am officially healed up, really feeling the diference in my stamina again too.






































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Good news week:
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/technology/courier-service-sendle-abruptly-ceases-operations-leaving-small-businesses-scrambling/news-story/9ef7b07e5f347f12bb371829c421dacc
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/weight-loss-drug-wegovy-to-be-listed-on-pbs/news-story/f43b1c90891ddf5a3be5fb76e982d441



















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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/trends/elon-musk-says-saving-money-for-retirement-soon-to-be-irrelevant/news-story/0d7a279379944344d6c5bf0f17e1bed0
more bullshit from the bullshit man








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Good news! I just finished the new board.
No I'm not tiffin, I was on the secret board.
All that is left to do is the interview process same as for secret board and hand out a password each. I'll let boardneet or whoever do that. It will be easy to fix if we fuck up anyway.
Those passwords can be kept forever and new users can be easily vetted and tried out leaving iga in the dust to rot!
Features:
> based off jschan with vibe coded hacks on top
> geo ip flags
> no id's
> passwords that can be given out anonymously
> passwords can be disabled / deleted and kick off the user in 15 seconds
> 100MB uploads
> supports .mp4's and webms
> supports 1000 post threads
> board creation disabled
> the usual jschan features









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Got this message from a friend, he is a shutin and comes to me when he has a technical problem and most of the time he doesn't really explain what the exact problem is.

he uses an android phone to access protonmail/ protondrive


""Hi NEET
Hope you are ok

API error in proton drive.
To many uploads.

Can you decipher this madness?""


my guess is it's just a server issue on protons side and it will clear itself up. Am I right in thinking that?























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Lasagna was not great but not terrible. One get it gets slopped into your bowl, all these beef/tomato/pasta dishes are pretty similar, you may as well make your own and have it just how you like it.













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Ordered something on 20 Dec. Paid $25 for AusPost postage. Didn't think it would get sent off quickly because Christmas etc. Fucker sent it today and used regular snail post, so another 2 weeks to wait.



































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Goon Afternoon Big Fellas

Nuro worked on saturday and sunday. Got up this morning and it was rainy as fuck. Just was not doing it. Got pillbrained and stayed in the aircon napping till 1pm. Finally had a shower and started some chores. Had a couple of customers dropoffs no stress. Rainy day was perfect for some super nerd projects i have been working on. Extracted some old HDDs i had with operating systems and extacted them to >=.vhd and got them up and runnning as virtual machines 

Also got a usb microscope and usb endoscope up and running in linux and setup so i can do video captures.



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Hi Nuro, I didnt do much except hang out with the neets. I did some more on the canoe and will go and cut the grass out the front before some nosey cunt dobs me in for a fire abatement. Might give that fischerspooner a go, DLing the torrent now.




























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New Zealand division of eb games is considering shutting down all operations this year. What a surprise the store that always charged $10-20 more for video games can't stay afloat. They were never good.



















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The tricky bits of the fourth bulkhead are fixed in okay but the putty didnt work and is gonna take a lot to fix. Listening to one of Nuro's picks while I mess around before brekky, its pretty good.





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Woke up at 6 and had a nap until now.
Had a dream that I found old goon in a cup and drank it and got drunk. Is it even possible to be drunk in a dream?
Then I had to fight black goo with fire for some reason.






































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I can guarantee that staff from my cellars would not do such a thing and always give you a fair deal on your purchases. Why not come in and talk to one of my trained cellarmen counsellors about where craig touched you or made you feel threatened. If this is another disingenous claim of rape directed against my competitor, I offer a generous 2.5% discount on any bagged beverage and will extend the discount to any person you manage to get to bear false witness on your behalf.







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We've got our own communist government problem to worry about.
From yesterday's press conference:
> Journalist: “Is radical Islam the biggest domestic threat in Australia?”
> Albanese: “I’m concerned about neo-Nazi’s thinking it’s ok to walk down our streets dressed in black”
















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So I rang up and it turns out the fucking BWS itself still wasn't open when the delivery driver arrived so Pajeet took it upon himself to cancel the delivery and BWS didn't bother to reschedule it when the lazy cunt got to work.

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A mate said pauline hanson and the other ones could get together not clive palmer and form a party and actually maybe make change so my generation can afford to own a decent home.
My plan in the mean time is to learn how to grow weed and sell it without getting caught until i have enough to buy a 2 bedroom unit. If it's doable i'll keep doing it until I can buy a bigger house with a farm. Maybe sell it on the dark web.
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The state gave me the mong label so if I get caught I'll just say I'm a mong, not very smart, and don't learn.
As for the dangers of dealing to druggies, weed smokers are usually okay but I wont ever see them anyway. I'll just accept payment through crypto and send it to them in the mail lol.






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I'm glad you asked that question, anon. Generally there should be no problem getting you a diagnosis for a whole host of things in the manual treatable with CBN/THC. My wholistic medical practice even recognizes cannabinoids as allopathic medicine as long as its from a government certified facility. I will gently remind you again to download my app and have the auto-booking facetime feature selected. Its there for forgetful cannibis users and will turn on your camera and mic for the appointment so we can fast stream your consult, send off your cannibis and auto bill you even without you being aware. Just another service we provide, because we care.







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Goon Afternooon Fellarinos.

Wather is still meh, remnants of cyclone Koni. At least its cooled the fucked down. Managed to actually get some work done today. Having smoko at the pointe and garn to see Dan the Medicine Man. You fellarinos want anything ? 

No idea what i am feeling for dinnery doos. It would be a lovely day to see the colonel but that involves a 45 minute round trip in some shatty wather. 

Decisions.....







































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We have been through this. GyG and the Colonel are equidistant. Not a problem when going for a goon cruise on the EEB but when it’s shut in weather options are much more limited. god damn I hate Zamberos and burrito bar (brown hands) 

Anyhows got it sorted like any adult. Went to Dan’s and then got some porterhouse and garlic buttons from the butcher. Got some waffle fries in the freexer. This is going to be a real neet treat….





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The fourth? I thought there will be only three. Or one in front one in back and two in the middle to create a closed space?

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Exercise status?

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Better to love and lose instead of loose.

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Should have asked International Curisey first if they can be trusted. His answer would have been: no.
Weird to think Australians have to order stuff from half-world distance if they want staff from Euros. When I think about sketchy long distance order I think Taiwan or Malaysia or something.

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How many toilets you visited?




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there are three compartments, the middle one had two walls. I was working on the back one just now and it will have two separate parts to seal it off. I will take photos when I clean up the glassing I did today. I learned that putting putty in crevices that I cant reach properly is a big mistake because its impossible to shape it. I will run out of shit soon but I planned for that because I can just do the grinding which is just chisels and knives which isnt a problem. It gets me out the front of the house doing shit and watching the comings and goings in the street while I wear a full respirator and tyvek overalls. The yobbo mongs next door moved away and everything is sinsterly quiet.

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> I'm not sure this is the right place to post this.
Same with those filthy bathroom "weeeeber" posts they are just pathetic and smell like IGAy
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been neglecting beef alot lately, usually i reserve that for tommy but i was in the need for feed
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its a dogshit take on mexican. you either have the "traditional" wet tacos with lots of boiled chicken sour cream rice and guac and then you have the more modern "texmex" spin on things with charred grilled ed chicken and heaps of extra spice and hotness. 

Only problem is Guzmans is run by some colombian mafia and relies on depressed guatemalan and argie slaves while Zamberos being much shit some how has some of the fittest 17y/o white uni students wearing the tighest clothing. Hnnnnng.... 
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1. Tamiya gloss acrylics. The red in the bottom right is a 'Mr Hobby' duplicate of the X7 red in the top row.
2. Tamiya flat acrylics. The red in the bottom row is a 'Mr Hobby' duplicate of the XF7 in the top row. The three paints on the bottom right are equivalents of RLM (Reichsluftfahrtministerium) 74 (GRÜNGRAU/grey-green), 75 (GRAUVIOLETT/grey-violet), and 76 (LICHTBLAU/light blue) - WWII German paint codes.
3. Some enamel paints, typically used for painting clear plastics like brake and indicator lights, and window trim, along with some glues and panel accent marker.




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4. Paint brushes, sanding sticks, masking tapes, decal wetting and setting solutions.
5. Thinners, spray paints (primers, clear coat, couple of others), pipettes, white plastic spoons for testing paint shades.
6. Alligator clips for holding small parts.















































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Flymo cut the power cord. Gonna chuck it in anyway. Potatos and corn and onions for tea. nothing fancy like Nuro and his porterhouse and la de da chips. He must spend twenty times more than me on food, not even going into drink and drugs costing.


























































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The Romanians have replied. Despite the flexibility in my order, they are out of stock of the whole product range. They are now shilling a bunch of unrelated stuff and trying to steer me towards store credit. I am insisting on a refund. These fucking gypsies better get my money back this week or I am contacting NAB and making it their problem.






















































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yeah there are, i dont mind them. Lime flavor is not nice but actual limes are lovely. The lime juice you get at the supermarket doesnt taste like them at all, I think lime cordial is based on that. Maybe there are two kinds of limes.































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