/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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 >>/961360/
spoke to some new guy and the same autist I always talk to. We all got along well because we brought along the same scope. Traffic was bullshit so I went the long way home and had a better run. Saw a brushtail on the road but he didnt an-hero under my wheels. Tired. Cold change makes it easier to sleep. Good Night NEETs.

 >>/961359/
Cat videos are exactly the circuses in the bread and circuses they placate us normies with. Cat videos are the what the CIA supplied toyota hilux is to the jihadi. Payment for following the plan.

 >>/961365/
I rely on you to tell me which poisonous mushrooms are best to eat, Shiban.

 >>/961386/
Night.

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 >>/961383/
It's really annoying how these gypsy fecaloid dogs never own up to their mistakes.

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Nuro promised me a mixtape if I drew him a sonic from sega but he submitted it to the teacher as his own work and then said he didnt have any cassettes to spare, once.

 >>/961391/
He wouldn't do that.

 >>/961386/
Good night m8.

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threw together a pie with frozen fruit, butter, and flour; I'll check on the failure in about an hour.

 >>/961394/
Probably needs couple other ingredients no?

 >>/961395/
Nah, but the frozen fruit ended up leaking a ton of water, so I had to throw in some gelatine at the end. It's in the fridge now needs rest, since gelatine is way better when it's cold.

 >>/961396/
I look forward to seeing the photograph of this creation.

Q?

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 >>/961396/
> gelatine

I use a little corn flour. You gotta be careful where your froxen berries come from. Chink berries are gonna be touched by brown hands. I picked my own last summer and I still got em in the freexer. Gonna make two liters of jam when get back, which reminds me I need to get jamsetter (pectin i think)

 >>/961394/
Hope it was nice.

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Good Morning NEETs. 
Chilly and windy outside, dusty and stuffy inside.

 >>/961404/
Time to open a window or two.

 >>/961401/
> whoa black betty
Bambalam?

 >>/961404/
Good evening.
Clean and air?

 >>/961407/
I dont want to let the danger in

 >>/961399/
[autism]whimsical[\autism]

whimsical

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 >>/961397/
Added way too much gelatine at the end, too stiff.

 >>/961414/
You learn to only use a tiny bit. Also try puff pastry with icing instead of short crust next time. also thats way too much pastry for a delicate NEET tummy.

 >>/961414/
It looks nice. A dollop of heavy cream would go well with it. Maybe some vanilla ice cream if you don't have cream.

 >>/961414/
half the pastry is still raw

 >>/961403/
Me lurking in the shadows ready to hit  >>/961414/ over the head and steal his pie.

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 >>/961417/

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 >>/961417/
It was in oven for about an hour, I believe the problem is that I put it straight into the fridge while it was still hot; it should have cooled down outside first.

 >>/961420/
In the cartoons they cool them balanced under an open window.

 >>/961420/
pastry was too thick or you need a fan forced oven

 >>/961421/
A certain NEET hides under window sills, softly grunting and stealing pies.

 >>/961414/
Looks alright to me neet.

 >>/961420/
Did you par cook the pie case (using baking stones or rice) before putting the filling in?

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 >>/961423/
> they shouldn't leave them where an innocent neet can be tempted.

https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/at-least-4-dead-as-horror-fire-engulfs-three-31floor-high-rise-apartment-buildings-with-residents-trapped-in-hong-kong/news-story/fa5bcb11dc04863327bb421ae813e1bf
bit of a chinky hotpot at *checks notes* wang fuk court

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How do neets motivate themselves?

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 >>/961427/
Four buildings right next to each other catch on fire, sounds like rogue element of mossad/america, or just chink incompetency... could be both.

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 >>/961428/
We don't.

Tiffin and I got blind baked together. Dry beans poured into our raw crust.

 >>/961425/
big brain cookery NEET. although baking stones just stop the pastry puffing up, not an issue with short crust.

 >>/961429/
The masses of bamboo scaffolding and plastic wrap sure as hell didn’t help the situation. I believe the developers and head engineer have been arrested. They’ll probably be executed if the investigation doesn’t clear them.

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Nuro said he could get me motivated and sold me a subscription to his Whizza university but it was just him rambling on his iphone 11 with danni minogue playing in the background in the late evenings after he had gotten all high, once.

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

BUM RASH

 >>/961428/
I don't

STINKY PECKER

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