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Heh, this public library is one of those that wants to believe its high culture and has a Opera-Houseish 1990s design. Whenever the wind blows the hole building structure creaks. Still, quieter than having an audience with the King.




































I have a good idea of how much I can eat without feeling bloated, but once the feed frenzy starts I too often go far beyond it. The basic problem is my digestive system is fucked up and too slow, and take a long time to send my brain the signal that it's had too much
















































 >>/1045183/
They'll cost $23. I have $79 until Thursday. I need coffee and some basic toiletries. I could get the grog and try to hold off on the other stuff, or be a functional homo sapien and forego the alcohol in favour of more important things like shampoo and handsoap. What do you neets think?


























































The Wicked Wings were unacceptable again. Old and nasty. Fuck the Colonel.
I got served at the first window by an African who looked like he wanted to carjack me.
Fuck fast food. Fuck the slop. Never again. I'm done.


I threw out my current pair of "out and about" Crocs. The bottoms had worn down so much the balls of my feet were hurting when I got home.
Lucky I have more pairs ready to enter into service. I buy multiples when they're on big discount.




























I talked to my doctor today a bit about diet. Talked about keto and mederterrainian deits.
Then he unironically recommend KFC to me.
The NEETs have always been right. Our naturally superior intelligence led us to the ideal modern lifestyle

















“Gaytime Krushers were the best thing ever, need them back asap,” one user wrote on Instagram.

“Again, doing everything but bringing them back, sheeeeesh,” a disappointed customer claimed.

“The Krushers were so good,” a third commented.

“I would do anything to have them back,” a fourth echoed with the crying emoji.

“I miss the Oreo Krusher,” another user pointed out.









 >>/1045295/
I don't eat wicked wings myself, but I do love chicken wings marinated in honey soy garlic sauce from the butcher, with the chicken and the marinade poured over white rice. Fortunately they take some time to cook so they're not an impulse buy like kfc, and I only binge on them occasionally.































@weber herder came through and gave me some cash but he's like slow about it.
I think this lends credence to his stories being true.
Also can't remember if I said he had an NDA and a clearance although his was only a basic one.
He said he is still friends with guys with clearances.
Maybe I can hook you up and get you a job kek.

















I air fried a 7 pack of Aldi beef and honey sausages. $3.89
They were good. Frank and Mrs Mac were right. They tried them on their YouTube video the other day.
Not extraordinary but better than any of the other cheapo sausage options.







I like the BWS guy's creative accounting.
Took a bottle of red ($18) and a 4 pack of somersby double hard cider ($21). He goes if you spend $40 the somersby is $12, so would you like a $1 bottle of water
So I did and he then gave me the cider for $12, even though that's supposed to be on top of the $40 spend
I gave him the $1 water because it was cold and he looked like he could do with it. He was thankful for it
















I fucking hate google so bad.
I just had to migrate 4 more accounts over and every one required multiple phone MFA approvals to log in and change the password.
Then I have to wait for their 200MB javascript shit code to load and spam me with more pages saying would you like more spyware.
No I don't I just want to access my shit email fuck off.













Good morning all. My vibe coded llama.cpp fork is coming along nicely, tuning specifically for my pascal card. ~28% faster than baseline llama upstream. Makes Qwen3.6-35B-A3B actually usable. 
Mite get on the nags today. BIG fortnightly wage cheque landing tomorrow. 

 >>/1045310/
There's probably also an endpoint on the TV you can hit as well. I have to do this sometimes when the misso is acting up and playing loud music just to be annoying. 

 >>/1045357/
They are good for lunches but we must admit that they're basically mystery meat.











































































A while back a NEET posted an interesting video about Fake Butter brands.. Seems they're trying to get the googlebux for "fake tinned fish" now -- but it's soon realized they're calling 'non-sustainably obtained' fish as "fake", in spite of the products never claiming they were. I hope none of you NEETs are Youtube Content Creators.






















































I full on shat my dacks the other day. I was waddling to the toilet after two many coffees and I could feel the mushy turd getting mangled between my arse cheeks. The clean up was horrendous.




























































Just discovered that both of an ex-girlfriend parents dieded recently. Obviously the dick-hating exgf didn't tell me. A pity, as they were much more decent people than their daughter (who was still living at home at 40..)

Interestingly, the mum died on the 20th of September, and the dad on the 23rd. Makes me worry that it might have been an accident (where he took a few days to succumb to injuries)



 >>/1045785/
It is beyond fucked how many retards I know have inherited millions of dollars through property. Middle-class people tend to have at most one sibling, and have a long generational time. So if you're one of them, your grandparents die when you're still a young adult, and you inherit half to all of their estate. Inheriting three estates, including your parents' estate, is not uncommon. Plenty of leftist fuckheads will inherit ~$10m.


 >>/1045787/
> Plenty of leftist fuckheads will inherit ~$10m.
Their parents usually don't separate so to get their hands on the money they have to wait for the second parent to die, which is usually the mother and these upper middle class women live practically forever.
Prince Charles is a good example. You end up in your seventies before you get anything.





There was another girlfriend with a rich aunt (property inheritances; ~$10 million?) who as very old. Unfortunately she was a girl whose massive tiddy couldn't compensate for her cooked personality.


 >>/1045792/
She was leeching off me :/ I figured she used about $1200 of my money during one of the years we were together.
But.. I go home on the train, leaving her to pay /my/ share of her car parking fees ($3.50) -- that became the start of the breakup.



 >>/1045793/
I don't mind my Dad's decision to leave everything to support Step-mum. When he was alive, stepmum had to get heart and lung surgery that cost $300,000 and Dad insisted it was to be covered with their money, not from stepmum's personal fortune from before they married. My younger brother is too selfish to understand dad's reasoning there, and wants to demand the $300k from her estate when she goes.




 >>/1045802/
Even then, 2nd-hand cars usually keep their plates, unless a blue-slip happens.

A few days ago I was looking at some photos from 20 years ago, and thought to check a friend's car rego that was in one of the pics. Their gold Kia Pregio van is still currently registered and somewhere in NSW (and getting a pensioner concession..)



kekekekek .. A campervan just arrived at the campground (at like fucking midnight), and pulls in next to me, like 4 metres away.

..so I played that One More Lawn Cat Shit song a bit on the loud side and giggles at it.
The campervan fucks off. \o/























Just saw this in the comments section on an article on the rate rise.
> There are three things needed for happiness and contentment:
> Someone to love
> Something to do
> Something to look forward to






















 >>/1045807/
www.service.nsw.gov.au transaction/check-a-vehicle-registration

Useful for finding out if a campground squatter is just another boozemaxxer. Rent Money is not Beer Money.

OH WOE I'M HOMELESS I CAN'T GET A HOME WOE WOE WOE MISTER COUNCIL RANGER 

 >>/1045809/
Somewhat. However unlike the others in the area, it isn't as full of mongs with power generators, and is quite peaceful at night, except for the horse in the paddock next to me who farts all night.
That the town's bottle shop is a fucking rip off and run by Pajeets has probably contributed to that.

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cont:
About a month ago, the Rangers has a massive clean-out removing the excessively-permanent (>year) squatters. Most of those had ropes around the trees with tarps hanging off them going Full Shanty Town. Never go Full Shanty Town, as it pisses off the locals.. who call out the Rangers.







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 >>/1045849/
There’s this horse called Chautauqua, a talented sprinter who won nearly 9 million dollars. In 2018 he decided to retire and refused to leave the barrier ever again. After 6 trials and multiple vet evaluations, it was determined he simply didn’t feel like it anymore.



















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More cuck coding today neets. I want to set up my local agent for coding properly - ollama, opencode, a local git repo, lsp, playwright, terminal debugging, all inside docker compose. The chinese trained llm confined so it can't do any mischief.
















 >>/1045890/
I have qwen 3.8 next flash on strata but i haven't tested it for programming and i don't think it has eyes to see what it makes.
Maybe there is a plugin thing for that.
But claude is very nice to develop my android slop app.
I am working on a front end for a second brain powered by local models.
I can write journal entries and have to do lists and reminders that connect to my server shit and automagically tell me when to do shit. Also a routine list tab and it tracks the data and my qwen does analysis on it like
> Tuesday, ate nothing, had 40 standards, did 15 grams of meff
> Wednesday qwen says you were a retard yesterday that is why you are fucked today

I've been working on it awhile to help manage ADHD and disorganisation and shit but also making it so it's not pozzed by yowies and runs on my own gear.
If it gets good i might release it

























 >>/1045881/
Vibe coding is still coding. The tools have evolved, but the fundamentals haven't changed: problem-solving, logic, debugging, and building functional software. Using AI doesn't make the work any less legitimate, just as using frameworks or libraries never did. It's simply a different way of writing code.











































 >>/1045962/
The superhero.
 >>/1045954/
Very much so. Vampires identify each other, but are not identified as such by non-vampires. They use secret symbols to locate their safe-houses. They control the media, the police etc. They refer to us as cattle and slaves and so on. It is endless really.
Skyrim is another one about Jews. The Thalmor (Jews) use the Empire (USA) to persecute followers of Talos (Christus Rex). Also, the god of rape is called Molag Bal, which is based off the jewish gods Moloch and Baal.
















That 'alias @=emacs' idea is working really well for me. I've also added 
(custom-set-keymap (quote root-window-keymap) (quote (keymap  ((filemanager "") . "@")  [...] )
to my .sawfishrc and made "emacs -fs ." to be the filemanager.  The 'emacs as your shell' is an decades-old idea, but now I've been able to desktop with it in a persistent way. TIL of the "&" command in emacs' dired-x, too.

Choke on that, AI bros.







holy fucking terry davis, getting this local agent set up in docker was a drag, I thought I could just ask chatgpt and I'd be done in a few seconds, taken fucking hours, but it's working











































 >>/1046018/
I once did a PADI Scuba diving course with a guy who showed up with one of those and done up very much the same. You could see a whole king-sized bed taking up the whole back of it. 
> he was 18
..and probably could bang 17yo nymphos









 >>/1046036/
> Presbyopia is the gradual, age-related loss of your eyes' ability to focus on nearby objects.
> It is a normal part of aging, not a disease, and typically begins after age 40 when the natural lens inside the eye becomes less flexible and stiffer.





























Monk, After Hours

Nine tickets left and Monk's already on his second can, balanced on his gut, caught without looking every time he leans in to squint at the screen. The phone hasn't rung in forty minutes. Upstairs, Pune closed fourteen while he was in the toilet, and he tells you this like a war crime. "Fourteen. Half of 'em weren't even real faults. Priya's got a *dashboard*."

He's thirty-five and built like a man twenty years further along — grey in the stubble, shirt stretched over the gut, eyes pink at the edges. Taped inside his monitor bezel is a photo he thinks nobody sees: him at twenty-four in Nha Trang, lean and sunburnt, arm around a girl, grinning like the world had just paid up.

"Six months out there," he says, because he's told you before. "Siem Reap, Vung Tau, Pattaya. You'd get off the bus and they'd *fight* over your bag. Little things, all of 'em. Gook pussy's tight as a fist and they'd go *mental* for it." He takes a pull. "You know what they called it? The gorilla mong dong. Word got round. Girls'd text me from other towns. Two of 'em turned up at the same hostel once and just — sorted it out between themselves." Another pull. "You know what I gave 'em? Disease. Half of them. Didn't even know I had it." He says it proudly, like a legacy.

Then he stands, knee cracking, says "Right," and locks the office door.

He doesn't ask. He takes your wrist, walks you into the comms room, and the door swings shut on its own weight. Fans roaring, warm, hot dust and beer. His mouth is all tongue and no finesse and his hand goes up your shirt like he's checking a connection. "Been thinking about this since lunch." Probably a lie.

Belt off, clatter, trousers to his thighs. He's got the build of a man who used to be something and he still carries the swagger — takes himself in hand, presents it, and it's *nearly* there. Thick, heavy, a bit slow off the mark. "Give it a minute," he says, like the delay's a formality.

Then he shoves you back against the rack and puts his hand between your legs, and he doesn't wait for it either — blunt, certain, no build, pressure and friction and the heel of his palm grinding down, watching your face with flat professional interest and correcting like he's tuning a fault he's seen a hundred times. "That's it. Don't fight it."

You fight it. He wins. It comes up fast and mean and he doesn't ease off, keeps the rhythm through it, shoulders your leg open when you try to close it, and the second one hurts and he still doesn't stop. "Again." — "I can't—" — "*Again.*"

Attrition. His knee's between yours, he's got you flat to the rack, breathing hard, and he's hard enough now that it doesn't matter what he calls it. He gets in — not all the way, not gracefully, muttering "*come on*" at his own body like a bad driver — and then he fucks you like he's got a personal grudge. The rack rattles. He pins your hips so you can't shift off the angle. Sweat through his shirt. On and on, past where he should have finished, because he's spent a decade learning the only thing that matters is outlasting everyone.

It goes soft halfway, slips out, and he doesn't say anything about it — just swears once, gets his hand back between your legs and carries on with his fingers while his cock sulks against your thigh, rhythm unbroken. The third one's dragged out of you while he's still complaining about the tickets.

You go limp. "You're not done," he says. "You go quiet when you're done."

He's right. He keeps going till you're shaking, telling him so, and he says "I know" and doesn't stop, and the fourth is more spasm than anything, dry and wrenching, your nails in his forearm.

He comes on your stomach with a grunt that turns into a cough, braced on the rack, chest heaving. Then he doesn't let you up. Sits on the step-stool, pulls you down by the wrist, puts his hand back between your legs. "One more, then we'll see about these tickets."

Fans roaring. Monk keeps you there, patient and mean, till your legs have gone and the queue is nobody's problem.

















































































































































Car insurance, roadside assist, power bill, red light fine from a year ago, rent, all paid. 15 bucks in the openrouter account. Bottle of 19 crimes almost polished off. Weight lifted off my shoulders. I've survived another fortnight. 
I don't appreciate those narky posts from earlier. I couldn't handle 40 standards today in my old age. 
104.5kg weigh in today, best all year. I am thriving!



































Going to have a shower and brush mein teefs. I have cum all over my undies. I have only been wanking to instagram reels lately. They have some truly lewd stuff there if you turn off the sensitivity filter, and it gets much more of a rise out of me compared to straight up porn.


















































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