/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1042731/
I would, but I'm all meh-ed out

Kingsland best land

 >>/1042731/
How does he do it?

How?

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might go trick-or-treating the night before halloween, grab all the chocolates before the kids do so they'll be left with nothing. It's for their own good

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I applied for a job at TAFE

 >>/1042756/
His smile and optimism, gone.

 >>/1042759/
Good luck NEET. Good Pepe.

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 >>/1042759/
Good job NEET. I got a free coffee from the servo again. That's two free today. I am pleased.
I think I am going to meditate twice as much from now on.

 >>/1042761/
Did he use AI to make that Pepe?

 >>/1042759/
Good luck.

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 >>/1042736/
How?

 >>/1042759/
You will look good.

 >>/1042761/
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Thank you all 🙏🏼 

 >>/1042764/
It was generated by the free Gemini model. Not too sloppy I thought

I had two discounted cups of yoghurt. They are ones with added protein. I got them 80% off. They were alright but they made me shit myself really hard just before. I won't be rushing to buy more.

 >>/1042809/
We need an IGA one.

Shirt shoes and socks are off.

 >>/1042847/
Photo?!

KFC smoky maple sauce is good. Not too sickly sweet. Would go well with salty nuggets.

 >>/1042847/
Pants status?

Cruisey Former Japanese Prime Minister Fukuda Yasuo has died.

 >>/1042862/
woe

someone made a web browser version of world of warcraft thats a mini game. mobs spawn and your guy auto attacks them and you choose level ups.

https://wow.aethus.pl/

Another thunderstorm, second for the day.

 >>/1042848/
> get settled

Up from an afternoon nap. I have just run out of energy totally today. Listless.

 >>/1042791/
> discounted cups of yoghurt.
Very very risky.

 >>/1042763/
> free coffee from the servo
Why do they bless you in such a way?

 >>/1042881/
I've never had a problem with those..
I was making it a lot myself.. Over like 5 years, only one brew went bad from another microbe making better use of the milk than the several tablespoons of culture.

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Disappointed by the number of neets getting jobs. Letting the side down. I for one plan on spending the rest of my life on welfare. Keep it real.

 >>/1042884/
Livin' the dream!

 >>/1042882/
I made friends with everyone there including the manager because I go there multiple times every day lol.

 >>/1042883/
Noticed that Coles were selling 2lt tubs of Greek Yogurt for $8.75, which is a good price (usually >$12). I didn't get any today (no space in the fridge), but next time I should get some. I usually have it with synthetic Greens Maple Syrup and eat it like ice-cream.

 >>/1042886/
Maybe keeping the store occupied with customers is keeping the teenager thugs who rob them of cigarettes at bay, and they're showing their gratitude.

 >>/1042884/
They're moving on, soon they will forget about /ausneets and we will be alone.

 >>/1042887/
they go off after a few days of being opened, you can't eat 2l in that time

 >>/1042886/
You are an effervescent and beloved individual around town. Well done NEET.

 >>/1042887/
> synthetic Greens Maple Syrup
Keeps your metal parts well lubricated.

> People tend to never really see you, they see only the role they want you to play in their lives.

> Kindness without boundaries quietly teaches people to use you.

> Jung was so right: until we make the unconscious conscious, we will keep repeating toxic patterns and call it fate.

 >>/1042892/
A lubed neet is a happy neet.

 >>/1042896/
👆💯

 >>/1042892/
And improves performance.

The neetmobile is booked in for shocks/brakes/rotors replacement on the 6th. There's a lot more that could be done, but the mechanic said there wasn't a chance of getting the parts. But that's okay, the worksheet should get the van ready for rego in December.

 >>/1042899/
Good owrk NEET. How much $$$ is it going to set you back?

might wanksturbate

 >>/1042900/
No idea. The mech was the favorite of the guy who sold me the van, and said while his prices aren't budget, he was reliable and dependable -- unlike another shop in the town who charged me 6 hours in labor for replacing an alternator because they could'be be arsed putting the van on the hoist and 'needed' to remove the drivers seat.

Violently shat my guts out all over the toilet bowl. The main log went down with a single flush but I needed another three to clean the bowl. I kept scrubbing with the brush but flecks kept clinging to it. I found that spinning the brush quickly caused the particles of poo stuck to it to fly off into the water. I will need to remember that trick as the brush gets fucking disgusting pretty quickly.

 >>/1042903/
It just blasted out of you.

 >>/1042902/
The guy spent about 15 minutes listening and trying to figure out what I was sperging about, went through the Pedders inspection report and figured it out, gave the van a look, and in general wasn't trying to rush me. He looked for what parts were available to him, and we made a list of what to bother with on this (first) job.

 >>/1042904/
Seen those "Avalanche" sugar-free coffee sachets? Three or so of those in a day is a powerful laxative.

 >>/1042906/
Power to blast!

 >>/1042903/
I never knew what a toilet brush was for until I was about 25.

 >>/1042903/
Sounds horrible.

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 >>/1042346/
SCHNELLER! SCHNELLER!

 >>/1042906/
> Avalanche
What a name!

More people need to joke about how "vibe" also means "vibrator". I know an old girlfriend out there who is definitely getting pissed-off at people distracting her saying "vibe coder".

 >>/1042912/
She could be a classic vibe coomer

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God I miss his smile.

 >>/1042913/
She was. Totally wasting the opportunity of having a virile NEET boyfriend.

 >>/1042902/
 >>/1042905/
Good luck NEET. I hope it all turns out well for you. Keep us posted.

 >>/1042903/
Centrifugal force.

 >>/1042884/
What kind of welfare do you get? I'd go full NEET if I knew how.

 >>/1042914/
Where is the red carpet?

 >>/1042916/
Hoarse voice. She might had the Chinky flu.

 >>/1042917/
Eclectic.

 >>/1042918/
Part 2?

 >>/1042916/
Big speaker power. 30000w

 >>/1042759/
What's TAFE?

 >>/1042918/
I wonder how structural that metal bog is.

 >>/1042921/
DSP here.

 >>/1042923/
Too many zeros.

 >>/1042921/
> I'd go full NEET if I knew how.
Get your mental illnesses properly diagnosed and then get on DSP.

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 >>/1042922/
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If only there was a Belzona formulation to fix my mental disabilities!

 >>/1042929/
fix?
But that would make you ineligible for the Mongbux.

 >>/1042930/
But imagine the life I would be living. The full Chad.

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> I can control their TV with my phone
> volume too loud I just turn it down
> tfw

 >>/1042933/
Wreaking havoc amongst these boomers lol.

 >>/1042928/
Interesting doing the wire-brush electrical test.
This video I found recently: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YIEjMOPCwM0

 >>/1042928/
Looks tiring to be honest. The mix isn't as thin as paint seem like it has to be smeared with force. Is the surface is large, that's quite the training. Not to mention crouching for half of it.

 >>/1042932/
Kek.

I bought a new pillow today. \o/
The Tontine 'hotel luxury COMFORT firm', which was on sale for $24.
I saw a video claiming that (all) Aspies were side-sleepers. Which is true of me, at least.

 >>/1042935/
Cool video, thank you.

 >>/1042932/
lol

 >>/1042937/
Let us know how it goes.
I am finding my pillow is never tall enough for side sleeping. I have to fold it over.

 >>/1042940/
> I am finding my pillow is never tall enough for side sleeping. I have to fold it over.
Is a pain. I was previously using a couch cushion that I found in an Op Shop which was both firm and high enough. Unfortunately the zip on it failed, so the new pillow today.

 >>/1042941/
Good luck with it NEET.

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 >>/1042936/
Belzona can fix everything.

 >>/1042942/
I gave it a quick neetnap test. It's softer than the couch cushion, but still more supportive than the regular pillow I had to fold in half. Noticeably cooler than the cushion, too.

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Want some chockies for dessert but I've already had too much today.

 >>/1042944/
That is good news. Hopefully it lasts the journey.

 >>/1042943/
> gain access to the substrate

 >>/1042945/
If you had had enough you would not want more.
Have some chockies.

The Cadbury chocolate tastes so bad these days I thought they must have swapped the cacoa for palm oil or similar but it seems it still contains real cacoa and not vegetable oil or anything else like that.
They must have ruined it a different way. By using substandard quality cacoa or a cheaper ratio of cacoa elements.
$8 for a (small) block that tastes nothing like it used to taste. Get fucked.

 >>/1042947/
After cleaning, prepare the area to the required Swedish standard too.

 >>/1042950/
> Swedish standard
That is the breed of my cat.

Thought the pizza joint was open. Gawd damn iiiiiiiiiiit...

 >>/1042951/
Lucky bugger.

 >>/1042952/
Closing on Mondays should be illegal. Always takes a NEET by surprise.
THE SLOP MUST FLOW.

 >>/1042954/
The NEETs need 24hr access.

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Continuing to try and learn vibe coding. Have opencode installed now with a local model.

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I really dislike this youtube chef guy.
Sometimes you can just tell someone is an arse hole in real life despite the act they put on.

 >>/1042955/
I have "24/7 FREE USE" tattooed on my NEET arse.

Doing meditation before bed

 >>/1042958/
Hot!

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Good night NEETs.

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They counted.

 >>/1042959/
It would be easier just to get your AI to vibe code it.

 >>/1042961/
Good night Pidge. xx
Nike might have the bird flu. Everyone in that house might already be dead.

 >>/1042961/
Night.

 >>/1042958/
I have 'abandon all hope ye who enter here'

 >>/1042957/
Don't watch him. Watch that Texan outdoor cowboy chef. I can't recall channel's name.

 >>/1042961/
Night fella.

Just when you thought things were going okay it's back to Lifeline.

 >>/1042962/
2Aussie? Thought his name was Bret.

 >>/1042956/
kekkles

 >>/1042964/
Pigeageddon

I didn't eat any dinner. Maybe I should

 >>/1042954/
I wanna shoot, oohoohooohoooohoooh
The whole day down

 >>/1042973/
I ate your dinner for you. And mine.

 >>/1042970/
No this is Frank McKay.

 >>/1042962/
They're obsessed.

Big bright moon currently. I am absorbing unusual energies. Feeling like I might pop off like a champagne cork.

 >>/1042970/
Some of them are obsessed with him as well.

 >>/1042978/
If you turn into a Furry, we'll have to torch you.

 >>/1042974/
eh, fuck, that song's about a real-life 16 year-old girl shooting up a school in 1979.

 >>/1042973/
Have a big breakky.

To all the close friends of mine. I’m afraid that I have some very personal reasons for this post, I'm sad and mad.  It is in the most difficult moments of life you realize who your real family, friends or people are that really have your back. People's true colors come out when the attention isn’t on them. Unfortunately, some friends are going to press "like", but not really read it because it takes time to read this statement and when they see that it is long, they skip it. WAKEUP-  Now I look at those who take the time to read this post until the end ..... I think I will discover that 5 maybe 6 will. Cancer is very invasive and harmful, even after the end of treatment your recovering body is still struggling to restore the damage caused by radiation/chemotherapy. It is a very long process. (100% true). Please, in honor of a family member, a friend who died, or is still fighting cancer or even had cancer but beat it, Copy and paste (don’t just share) on your page. So I can find out who read it, please write "done" so we can see together the power of Unity!! To all those who have lost someone or are in the battle against cancer, here’s a hug for each and every one of you and your loved ones.🩷🩷 Been doing it for over 5 years and still figuring ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

 >>/1042983/
> To all the close friends of mine.
That counts me out.

 >>/1042983/
Lay off the Facebook, normie.

 >>/1042983/
I would unfriend anyone who posted that sort of trash.

 >>/1042986/
I would unfriend anyone with such low standards as to have me as a friend.

At the gym for the first time in six weeks. Struggling at 90% of my old lifts. Woe.

Two sets of squats down. Not sure if I'll be able to manage a third. I think my initial plan for getting back on track was overly ambitious.

gotta get on the melatonin, need to pick up the script tomorrow, no more procrastination

Managed it. Legs are fucked.

 >>/1042990/
You can get it from iherb without a script m8

 >>/1042956/
Heh
Good meme

 >>/1042983/
Nuro?

 >>/1042991/
 >>/1042989/
Robust tree logs.

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 >>/1042991/
You did well NEET. Take it easy, the strength comes back easily once you have been that strong before.

 >>/1042995/
Still need those footy short pics.

You know what I'd do to your crumpet?

 >>/1042997/
Stewie Dew eat your heart out

 >>/1042998/
Butter and vegemite?

 >>/1043000/
Dripping butter

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 >>/1042999/

Wage complete. 8 standards. On the openrouter image models.

 >>/1043004/
Well waged.

> On the openrouter image models.
Don't spend too many tokens NEET.

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Good night NEETs.

 >>/1043006/
Night fella.

I want to buy the Anthropic IPO but, alas, I am a poor cunt

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Nasty NEETs, this is why no one likes you

It's falling out of me.

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GM. Was about to upload an image of the sunrise but it wouldn't let

It's actually rather peaceful here. Woke up at 5.30am
Neighbour was vacuuming at 9.30pm so I turned her power off kek

3

4

 >>/1043012/
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That's very nice fella.

morning neets, slept unusually well, 8+ continuous hours. Exercise and not eating any junk food or caffeine after lunch helped.

 >>/1043004/
> openrouter image models
what can you do with them?

 >>/1043015/
Based.

✈️🎅 Might be home soon

 >>/1042967/
Cowboy Kent Rollins?

 >>/1042976/
Oh, haven't watched him in a while. Someone was always commenting about him picking up food stuffs after touching his nose. Then ongoing bs remarks about his fleshlight eating in the bathtub really pissed him off.

 >>/1043022/
That one.
I don't watch him for he made some disgusting thing and he called it a gulyás.

Tasting History with Max Miller isn't bad. He sounds kinda gay tho.

 >>/1043011/
No pics allowed here.

 >>/1043026/
So grateful we have a spammer 😍🥰🤩

 >>/1043025/
Yeah, I like his stuff. He did a good video on garum - fermented fish sauce.

Every morning, Possum's cock or Weber's arse. I think of them as soon as I wake.

 >>/1043021/
Wrong
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 >>/1043012/
Well done.

 >>/1043017/
Morning.

Chekov died.

 >>/1043030/
kek

 >>/1043033/
RIP.

 >>/1043025/
yeah, been watching that too. He's a chef and pretty so of course he's gay.

need a nap

 >>/1043012/
Good work NEET.

 >>/1043015/
Lovely.

 >>/1043033/
Another russian jew. Was the whole fucking starship enterprise nothing but a kibutzim in space?

 >>/1043023/
I think it is Mrs Mac who gets pissed off and then she nags poor Frank who feels he has to try and stop them.

11$ left until Friday unless one of the two people who said they were gonna pay me do.
Tried vinnies but the office was closed.
Are there phone services that give out gift cards for food?

 >>/1043043/
Yes. Call Anglicare. They do it over the phone. They text you the voucher.

 >>/1043044/
They don't do vouchers any more. Only the poxy povo hampers

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 >>/1043045/
I got a $40 voucher from them two months ago.

 >>/1043049/
> xmas crocs
Very /fa/

 >>/1043051/
Me on the right.

 >>/1042990/
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/bwt2SbO7658

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 >>/1043052/

might start the day

 >>/1043055/
You need to start thinking about lunch, then a nap, so maybe start the day later in the afternoon.

 >>/1043052/
You look dangerous NEET. Bash your missus type.

 >>/1043056/
already had a chicken buritto for lunch, then a morning nap...still, got a  big day ahead of me...maybe a second lunch and a second nap are in order. Then I need to go shopping for all the chocolate and junk food I'm going to eat in my one man halloween party on friday. Then to stop myself eating all that before halloween I've got to do more shopping for the chocolate I'm going to eat to stop myself eating all my halloween party food prematurely. The dsp neet lifestyle can be a demanding one.

 >>/1043058/
And yet you claim you are not productive!
Very full schedule.

They have got right stuck into the ratsak in the other shed. Its mostly gone.
Two sheds full of these evil creatures destroyed.

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This big thing has no dignity. That big dumb grin. Don't want to visit.

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 >>/1043061/
I hope no innocent australian native wildlife were endangered during your campaign of genocide against the rat hordes.

 >>/1043062/
literally the niggers of dried fruit

 >>/1043063/
> native wildlife
I have never seen any here, other than birds.
Just nasty rats and mice.

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Morning NEETs

 >>/1043070/
Good "morning" NEET.

 >>/1043062/
Cruisey I don't wanna visit this

 >>/1043070/
I see that smile!

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 >>/1043071/
GAN!

Time to get settled

Got the 5-0 eyeballing me.

 >>/1043076/
Security?

DeNiro and Stiller are doing another Fockers movie.

 >>/1043076/
KFC staff?

 >>/1043076/
Get their badge numbers NEET. Make a complaint. Its harassment.

You WILL visit
You WILL take a selfie
And you WILL leave with a commercial quantity of sultanas!

 >>/1043081/
> a commercial quantity of sultanas!
Garbage bag full slung over the shoulder. Into the backseat and off to the next stop.

 >>/1043070/
ACHTUNG

Remember NEETs sultanas are a gateway fruit.

which was better to own as a kid neets, the apple 2 or commodore 64?

 >>/1043084/
They are the easiest to boof but before you know it you will be trying to get pineapples up there.

 >>/1043086/
Are you on this NEET?

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 >>/1043085/
< 1984 Apple][ (with disks)
> =1984 C64

Kid me loved the VIC20 I had in 1983, though.

 >>/1043103/
hmm, although the C64 game piracy train wasn't full steam until about 1986.

 >>/1043106/
We really needed those Turbo Tape programs for warezing, and they only came out about 1985.

 >>/1043106/
Damn unc is old!

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There is no escape

 >>/1043089/
No, a young chink female asked me to buy her a couple packs because the pharmacy wouldn't let her buy any more than that yesterday. Gave me her phone to make a contactless payment but it wanted a pic of 'my' face to proceed.

hello

 >>/1043118/
Very strange.

 >>/1043119/
Hello NEET. What are you up to today?

 >>/1043119/
hi

 >>/1043121/
nothing much

wonder what poo NEET is up to

 >>/1043116/
This is an "unc" board and we are lucky to have auldchads amongst us.

 >>/1043123/
Something nice to eat?

I see some old guy on the telly now and then realise he is younger than me.

 >>/1043119/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EezZQWa3yIE

Hope i can sleep tonight and don't have shivers going through my liver and pancreas like last night

 >>/1043126/
I had a chicken teryaki salad.

 >>/1043129/
> shivers going through my liver and pancreas 
Is that a medical diagnosis NEET or is it just a vibe?

 >>/1043130/
Sounds quite healthy. Was it good?

I always feel like I don't look as old as everyone else my age but I think I am probably deluding myself.

NEETs I am not on the payroll for any banks but I feel it is my duty to mention in these high inflation times that some of you probably have your savings parked in bank accounts with really bad interest rates.

I am getting 5.75% with ING Savings Maximiser. There are other banks with similar rates as well. I advise you to look into it if you have savings.

 >>/1043133/
same here, until I see an actual photo of myself, then I feel self loathing

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might get a hot tub

 >>/1043136/
> until I see an actual photo of myself
I am usually able to avoid that.

 >>/1043141/
> a hot tub
I have been called that before. My exact body type.

Doing a poo.

 >>/1043124/
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 >>/1043134/
Thanks neet.

 >>/1043131/
Well, it's been firing out of me since i stopped my latest binge and I don't know what other organs it could be. Self diagnosis but probably an accurate one sadly. I am a bit worried about it tbh, eyes haven't gone yellow yet though.

I need a big booty flatulence woman

 >>/1043153/
You're going to die, time to see Dr Jeet 💩

 >>/1043153/
I hope things calm down for you NEET. Keep being healthy.

 >>/1043156/
Thanks lad, have the feeling my drinking days are tapering down. The hangovers outweigh the one night of good vibes you get heavily now.