/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

2GET!

How does he do it?

How?

Unfortunately adding reference images to comfyUI nukes my CPU so I can only do face swap porn at 768 res

 >>/1040392/
Skill issue

 >>/1040381/
 >>/1040389/
 >>/1040390/
How?

Had too many instants and became just'd again. I never learn. I'll have to throw it out

The neets who do the instants probably have ADD and are using it like ritalin, suffering mood swings and squirts for no reason

 >>/1040402/
There is no shame in mood squirts

 >>/1040401/
Just'd is a state of mind

 >>/1040407/
Squirt it out your mood hole

 >>/1040408/
Don't lash out at others because of your just'd mindset

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my landlord is chinese, i want her gone via trebuchet

fuck her right off

 >>/1040411/
Chyna numbah wan! Pay rent gweilo

 >>/1040411/
slashing immigration isn't enough anymore, we need repatriations. They have to go back.

 >>/1040414/
You're right, let's start on ausneets

 >>/1040414/
tbh, gets me fired up

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Gonna stream this today. At 7pm AE*T. If it's when I think it is.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Gonna throw some something in. Perhaps american hobo this time.

 >>/1040417/
That be in 1 hour and so many minutes.

 >>/1040415/
You think french ip neet is bad, wait until I get an israeli vpn and start posting from it.

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> tfw

 >>/1040262/
I would cheer but nothing better less worse can be expected.

 >>/1040263/
Who will be the next blonde?

 >>/1040420/
RIP

 >>/1040420/
 >>/1040421/
You just know that thing stinks

 >>/1040424/
He was a lot like Trump.

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It's been one of those days

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 >>/1040421/
> There's only one little fella who really knows me
> He comes in a little brown, bottle or can
> Sits in my hand til I can barely stand
> He's part of the family, he's part of the team
> Took me under his wing when I was just a teen

 >>/1040427/
Cold, cold beeeeeeer

 >>/1040426/
You better not have been wasting food again.

Strong hot paprika.

 >>/1040426/
City, hospital, security type of day?

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 >>/1040430/

American hobo is on. Good amount of stickers.

 >>/1040433/
I will be there soon. Ty

$79.33 left until Thursday. I will need to buy food tomorrow since I am out. Contemplating getting some grog tonight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UHJsIvjxG3A
listening to it again

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 >>/1040436/
See (You) soon!

 >>/1040392/
Wouldn't Deep Live Cam be the way to do that?

 >>/1040436/
Beans

Munted

15 mins till movie, fellas!
Finish up your business, and join us!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/1040441/
Same shit, different day

Good stuff on the naked woman channel right now.

 >>/1040443/
Some are in a world of shit.

 >>/1040445/
Indians

5 minutes, come on!
We have only a limit amount of seats!

It's time, fellas!
GET IN HERE!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/1040443/
Just want to lie down.

 >>/1040449/
Lie down. But not on the road, don't be a boong

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Literally no optimism.
Literally no tomorrow.

feverish
need grog?

Called by Wrangle council for assists today, turn up, mistaken for a client. This often happens.

 >>/1040452/
If you quit too quickly you will get the shakes, only drop by 20 standoes a week

I said it before and Ill say it again, real(true blue) Australians have giant ears

feel sick, might have been that prepacked salad from iga

although it also might have been all the other junk I ate today

 >>/1040454/
I just have a case of the flu or something, and I am tempted to get on the piss because I am bored and I can't focus enough to do anything properly. I just blew my nose in the basin and rubbed my sinuses though, and I now feel much better.

 >>/1040453/
> mistaken for a client.
There is no shame.

 >>/1040456/
>  salad
vile

How many neets have been mistaken for a mong? At my last job (years ago now) my employer thought I was cognitively impaired due to all the meds I was on and was getting a government subsidy.

 >>/1040461/
I got called ‘hard worker, but slow’ at my last job by the poojeet. Took me like a day to realise he insulted me

 >>/1040461/
> all the meds I was on and was getting a government subsidy
That's mong-tier

 >>/1040461/
Were you getting a government subsidy?

 >>/1040453/
> mistaken for a client.
kek how embarrassing for you NEET.

 >>/1040465/
If the wranglers are calling me for help with clients and can't even work out who their clients are this might give some insight into the care sector.

 >>/1040466/
Or insight into you

Mixed movie. Lots of things going on in parallel. They crammed so many joges that most aren't funny, but quite some genuine laffs were had.
Also fellas missed Bruce Willis.

Going to pay a big price tomorrow for eating this pack of spicy beef jerky.

 >>/1040469/
Baby tummy

 >>/1040469/
A gurgling neet belly.

 >>/1040417/
I wasnt told

 >>/1040426/
You are an artist

 >>/1040472/
Is your radio one that is locked to approved stations?

 >>/1040453/
Should have let them commence the dick washing.

 >>/1040462/
> slow
> Took me like a day to realise

> https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/10/15/about-1-4-men-army-may-have-low-testosterone-study-finds/
> About 1 in 4 men in the Army may have low testosterone, study finds
America's army is 1 quarter soy. Are we any better?

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Good night NEETs.

> seppo news

Noones in the moofie

 >>/1040480/
Not a good movie

 >>/1040478/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/1040481/
So? Its for the leasurely comradery and haughty boyish good jeer. Stay a while.

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How is this the first I've heard of the prolapsed vagina?

 >>/1040478/
Night m8

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Its real. These roasties are out there giving speeches about their prolapsed vaginas while the country burns.

My gape is prolapsed.

 >>/1040487/
I'm not sexist but women shouldn't be allowed in parliament. Or to vote. If Pauline had been Paul he'd have been prime minister by now and our immigration would've been zero

need to find something soothing on youtube to help me sleep

 >>/1040488/
We've all seen it.

 >>/1040478/
Night fella.

 >>/1040489/
Paul's business friends like Gina would have told him they need immigrants because Australians don't want to work and he would have flooded the joint like the rest of them.

Might go on an all chocolate diet tomorrow to avoid food poisoning

 >>/1040494/
Make sure you have a balanced diet. Be sure to eat from each of the milk, dark and white chocolate groups.

can't sleep, i should just be like cruisey and abuse alcohol and anti-histamines or whatever he fucking takes

If I ever meet you, I'll Ctrl-Alt-Delete you.

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gn. 😹

 >>/1040497/
I'll alt your function button.

 >>/1040498/
Night fella.

 >>/1040497/
That line is a famous lyric from the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, released in 1999 on his album Running With Scissors.

 >>/1040501/
I will forward this message onto everybody.

 >>/1040502/
I already posted it in the group chat.

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Good night NEETs.

 >>/1040504/
Night fella.

 >>/1040490/
I like the imperial iterator 
ai David Attenborough speaking on Warhammer 40k

 >>/1040504/
kek

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tether me to this place so I may explore the astral and the ethereal uninhibited 
so I may live out my dreams 
at one with the monad in pleroma
the archons rage

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working man
a working plan 
against the grain of poverty 
the goyem struggles

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dole man, dole man..
have you any cheese ?
yes sir, yes sir
you must take three bags please

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The situation is now stabilising

 >>/1040522/
What a strange fellow

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 >>/1040523/
The situation can shapeshift

 >>/1040523/
Quite likable though

 >>/1040521/
This is exactly how I pictured Cruisey.

 >>/1040526/
He looks ready and well equip for the day.

 >>/1040524/
This is exactly how I pictured Cruisey.

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Had a great morning out fishing with Weber.

 >>/1040529/
Hope you caught me a zinger burgah.

 >>/1040529/
Was he smiling the whole time?

gm NEETs. Is there a good os to put on my s21?

 >>/1040533/
GMN! 

Could it accept GrapheneOS somehow?

 >>/1040534/
I don't think it even supports lineage OS

bought some lamb rogan josh from woolies, nothing like the intensity of the chicken curry I got the other day from that poojeta at the food court, her curry made me actually sweat and nearly pass out

 >>/1040504/
Lol
He tried to use the mong card
Many such cases

 >>/1040519/
Amen

 >>/1040529/
Webby's lost some weight and that deep tan suits him

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can you actually buy strong curry at supermarkets?

 >>/1040541/
Stronger than Ken's?

 >>/1040541/
Strong in what way? Shpuld buy extra chili or use powder if its for heat
Curry itself is sort of fruity and woody, its good without the heat

Ive converted to Clive's. Keen is only mustard powder.

I havent told gpt I do drugs but I think it knows.

 >>/1040545/
Do you choof and voice chat with it?

 >>/1040544/
Is it good?

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Good morning NEETs.

Cool. I vibe coded an android app for my flask app and it auto updates off my server.
I can ssh into my server to make it vibe code an update and get it within minutes

 >>/1040549/
I have no idea what any of that means NEET but it sounds like you did a good job.

 >>/1040550/
iktf

Trying to work out how to get a phone that isn't owned out of the box by 5 eyes glow niggers and also that I can't buy it in the mail because they could intercept it and put a bug on it.

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Just discovered my past self ate all the fucking treats out of the fridge.

 >>/1040553/
big mong? just buy more

 >>/1040553/
Time for a treat run.

 >>/1040553/
Your past self wanted your future self to have the joy of buying more treats.