/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1039457/
He dual wields.

one of sisterbot's kids is now stacking lisdexamfetamine dimesilate, clonidine hydrochloride, and risperidone lol
fucking shithead

 >>/1039457/
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

tiffin update
> Got my dole 
> paid my rego
> one day I wont have to move government money to government agencies anymore.

 >>/1039461/
no omega symbol?

Took the dog for a wank
Had a walk

 >>/1039462/
He has a secret blog he wont show me

Bothered by bad home children on bus.

eating shepards pie

> trying to nap
> some boomer with a whipper snipper picks this time to make noise outside
I can't wait for ai to kill them all

 >>/1039459/
> stacking lisdexamfetamine dimesilate, clonidine hydrochloride, and risperidone
The nuro origin story

 >>/1039459/
Many such cases. The kids are not doing well.

 >>/1039465/
Are they playing music out loud on their phones?

got shepards pie in my eye

 >>/1039466/
the morning tea of champions

 >>/1039456/
suspect it might be the capsaicin, raising body temperature makes you feel sleepy, strong link between feeling sleepy and feeling warm

capsaicin is found in paprika, i bet this is why shibs never complains of insomnia

 >>/1039459/
fug me

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Remember neets, it's retard hour on ausneets right now, where we keep things quiet for posters with special needs. Thank you.

 >>/1039447/
You'll learn.

 >>/1039454/
I qent to the bombay bicycle club a year or two ago and had to sit in the car for 30min afterwards. Felt like I was on drugs like I was fighting going on the nod.

 >>/1039459/
Crush him up and snort him.

 >>/1039476/
big nap?

 >>/1039471/
Supposed to go in mouth

2 grand worth of gold just sold
I will treat myself to a Coles doughnut

 >>/1039482/
How much did they pay per oz?

Might grease a special NEET

 >>/1039483/
mates rates

 >>/1039481/
Some neets never learn.

 >>/1039484/
thanks neet, don't forget under by neet belly.

might rub an executive's belly for good luck

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 >>/1039488/

I think some sort of mini tornado just went through.

 >>/1039490/
You have to milk it. If you aren't half hard by the time you're done you haven't done it enough.
That is my rule.

 >>/1039491/
We had one a few years ago, luckily it didn't go over my house.

Squelch my noodle and mark it with a B.

transitioned

Can't do anything today. Not really tired, just retarded.

I am so tired.

garn acquire some chockies, would you neets like anything?

 >>/1039498/
No thanks I just ate a packet of timtams.

 >>/1039498/
Yes. I want a aero bar, a golden rough nd a pack of twix pods, and a green dare, and a pack of turtle chips and some kipling lemon sticks. Ta.

Here come the hordes

 >>/1039498/
Im getting schnitty burger with chibs and creamy soda

Found a diary I kept in a text file from 2013, depressingly my life was nearly exactly the same back then except I used to watch anime.

 >>/1039502/
Me too

 >>/1039503/
You used to be so based. I read the latest chapters of berserk. The plot is finally picking up pace again

My car is unregistered, uninsured, and I have no emergency assist.

 >>/1039506/
Every drive to dan's will now be an exciting adventure now!