/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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How does he do it?

Diorama and diarrhoea are very similar words.

 >>/1038310/
He is fueled by Party Pies. A dozen at a time. Keeps him sharp. The killer instinct.

 >>/1038310/
How?

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 >>/1038310/
How?

 >>/1038311/
👆💯

 >>/1038284/
Excellent choice in pepe.

 >>/1038323/
I have what they call in the industry "the eye".

 >>/1038314/
good day to NOFK

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Paul Harrel is on!
Movie is in 1 hour!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Is this cabin haunted or just built by a millennial architect?

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Very cool photos.
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What are blue healers?
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> Russian submersible
The first one was used in American Civil War. It was a barrel too.
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Looks familiar.
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Heh.
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People with backpack on bother me.
Max had a cool car.
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Blue oyster?
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Those Germs built fullwing jets in their garage.

 >>/1038327/
The actual cabin doesn't look like that.

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> What are blue healers?
A very Australian breed of dog. Heavily used by farmers and as war dogs.

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A mound of greasy glistening delight!

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Is that on a mobile trolley by chance?

Ready.

Ready.

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Ready.
*third time is the charm?

 >>/1038331/
Remember the leftards got upset about the episode of Bluey that had one of the family writing back home from Afghanistan or Iraq?

 >>/1038329/
> Those Germs built fullwing jets in their garage.
Probably more that the organisers aren't quite ready for a scale diorama.

 >>/1038332/
Magnivicent. The hot birds of dreams.

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Oh its heeler.
Wikipee says its a telly show.

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Not that you heckin deserve it, Cruisey, but here is tomorrow's Cars n Coffee event and the Zippel Cruise stops.
KEEP THE MONGS OFF THE ROAD.

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> telly show
oh that show
it as about cops
young Lisa McCune (McCunny?) was alright IIRC

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Also this at Edinburgh.

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> it as about cops
*was

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Found the dog breed too.

 >>/1038345/
Good doggos.
There are a few breeds with similar physical profiles.
Very hardy and smart.

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I thought Cruisey is taking us all here for a $5 ride

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He could have car pooled with me this mording, instead he shadowed me like some Slow Horses NDIS spin-off.

 >>/1038341/
oh the cruise is tonight
i'm not fit to drive

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Did he wink at you?

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Chips look really nice

 >>/1038351/
No. He probably bailed up some other innocent mong who looked a little 'thuggish'.

 >>/1038352/
That had better not be Chicken Knight, you fucking arsehole.

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You have a good eye NOFK

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and of course the humble tractor

Didn't even need my health card for concession entry. The pea soup green 7XL Mr Pig shirt and the velcro Slazengers were enough.

 >>/1038332/
Get two.

 >>/1038347/
He'll probably take all of our $5 notes and pay some farmer in the next paddock $10 total to drive us around in a shitty farm truck.

 >>/1038357/
The health care card is something extra to flash

 >>/1038358/
Why buy two when you could wheel away the whole cart?

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👆💯

 >>/1038360/
Gets the mong girls groolin'

 >>/1038342/
> young Lisa McCune was alright 
The other one was better. The one with the short hair.

🆒🆕🆓NEETmania

 >>/1038364/
Christ, now I'm going to have to look at Wookiepedia.
Australian TV is not kind to women. When they hit 25 they're gone.

 >>/1038365/
This never even happened.

 >>/1038352/
Good colour on them.

 >>/1038364/
That quadroon Tasma Walton?

 >>/1038368/
It's a crumbed snosage, not a battered sav.

 >>/1038326/
Ten mins, fellas!

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Lovely.

 >>/1038357/
> pea soup green 7XL Mr Pig shirt and velcro Slazengers
A wonderful "fit" as they call it. Very /fa/.

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> Tasma Walton?
That's her.

 >>/1038369/
Or Caroline Craig, the aryan one?

 >>/1038373/
u fucken boong

 >>/1038376/
Its icing sugar for the passionfruit slice.

Got chinaman food for dinner, knicked an extra spring rorr from them. Stalked my high school crush's facebook and instagram accounts for a little, I doubt she's thought of me in 15 years. Watching anime while eating my chinaman food now

Movie's on!
GET IN HERE? NEETS!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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> Chinky feed
Good move. Sounds yum.

> Watching anime
Which one NEET?

 >>/1038356/
Thanks for all the pics.

 >>/1038360/
I write 'FBI' on mine

 >>/1038382/
Interesting way to sign in.

 >>/1038383/
*sign it

 >>/1038378/
Time to let that shit go.

Bought some aldi clotted cream fudge too. Rich and outstanding in flavour. Almost made up for that disappointing burrito bowl.

Thanks for watching fellas.
I think it's a good movie. It's like "what to put in a horror movie when all the horror tropes already were beaten to death". It's a fun spin on the genre with some comedic elements.

 >>/1038378/
> my high school crush
15 years? She's hitting the wall right now. You deserve better. Use an ai waifu system to recreate her back when she was cute.

 >>/1038387/
Thanks.

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> Use an ai waifu system to recreate her back when she was cute.
are you speaking from experience?

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Called in drunk again. Wagies broke the machine. 
If I can fix the machine while drunk and they can break the machine while sober what does they say.

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u mutha fucka

 >>/1038392/
Monk? No!

 >>/1038391/
at least photograph the corvettes you arsemong

 >>/1038391/
Cruisey I wanna ride in each

cruisey might wank soon

 >>/1038387/
More of a slasher- comedy than a horror movie. Which is good, spooky stuff is scary.

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 >>/1038394/
He is rising onwards and upwards. Stop trying to hold him back.

ate a pack of skittles. tomorrow is over 😥

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Continuing to eat too much food. Will get my life on track tomorrow. No more excuses.

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Good night NEETs.

 >>/1038394/
Negative for monk.

 >>/1038398/
Slashers are a subgenre of horror.

watched all of slow horses up to the latest episode (s06e04)

 >>/1038402/
Night fella.
Cool hair that pidge has.

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> aldi clotted cream fudge
Thank you for the review. I will keep an eye out for it.

 >>/1038391/
Some nice ones there.

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> tomorrow
Sounds do-able NEET.

Any NEETs know if the steam controller is worth it?
Want to play emulated games and stuff on it.
Or maybe it's better to just get a handheld android game box for a similar price

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Good night Pidge. xx
It is nice to have a break from Kevin and that evil woman.

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No spoilers please. I am still on Season 2.

Those headlights are on down the street again.

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i thought it was just a joystick thing not a full console

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Now 4 some rice

 >>/1038415/
I would take my waifu out in those.

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She would be so impressed she would put out

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The headlights are still on.

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Go down and say hello.

 >>/1038420/
It would be a long walk in the full glare. I would probably forget how to walk and start lurching around.

Might file a lawsuit against openai

 >>/1038422/
What have they done NEET? Did they solve that maths problem you had dedicated your life to working on?

 >>/1038423/
Chatgpt dishonoured me and left me ruined for marriage. No, wait, that was cruisey.

I have successfully made a LoRA for a small Qwen model based on my email responses and it noticeably adopts my tone and cadence in responses. I think its realistic that I could take posts from the board and train a NEET-GPT that we could all talk to.

Microwaving random things. No idea what I'm eating

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Glorious Saturday night activity NEET

 >>/1038426/
Try microwaving a small microwave

 >>/1038425/
Based. Could be good to make a dungeons and downies dungeon master bot. Probably wouldn’t cost much to run it off a grok api or whatever on here. Maybe 10c per message and have a pupeteer bot run on a vps to detect if someone is playing or responded and request a message off it

What is the meaning of it all, neets

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 >>/1038430/
bedtime neet!

 >>/1038430/
I had a wank

 >>/1038433/
that's what caused this line of questioning

 >>/1038424/
Many such cases.

 >>/1038425/
I do not want to be interacting with a bot without knowing it. It will have to sign its posts.

 >>/1038426/
The random lando.

 >>/1038431/
I saw the meaning of liff in an op shop earlier today.

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Niss

 >>/1038428/
Microwave-ception

https://files.catbox.moe/zupeex.mp4

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That’s a man

https://www.euronews.com/2026/10/09/left-wing-candidate-hitler-mussolini-wins-local-vote-in-peru

coga gola for breakkayie

A powerful blast

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i wish

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Candy makes you dandy

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I want the brown one

I am rotting 
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Thank you for sharing these 
I will be at the Aberfoyle meeting at 0800

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 >>/1038449/
Here is another brown one 
A little corolla

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Brush teeth afterwards

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You going to the military vehicle museum today?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ro9D45OY3tg

 >>/1038453/
Although it would satisfy my autism I don't think I will

 >>/1038455/
Is Cruisey still paying for the $5 ride?

 >>/1038456/
He will probably pay $20 to ride in the tank

 >>/1038455/
You had a big day yesterday. Time to relax. Fire up the Weber and cook a nice lunch. A tomahawk steak.

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Headache from goon

My cock.

 >>/1038445/
breakfast of champions, have some chocolate too

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Do I come off as mysterious..... or a fat pig?

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Porky in a groucho mask.

 >>/1038465/
You were supposed to say something nice :(

 >>/1038466/
The moustache looks real.

Wonder what Weber is getting me for breaky.

 >>/1038468/
nothing
after the $10 entry to the museum i'll have $16.75 in cash and $5.41 in my debit card

office works owes me $3, bws owes me $7, and bunnings owes me $195

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Maybe we need to go debt collecting first. Doubles every week, or any time we need to chase them. Bring your motorbike gloves.

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My eyes are itchy. Havent been outside.

Joseph Smith apparently told black mormons that they'd become white in heaven.

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So satisfying to watch. Makes me want to buy power tools and build shit.

 >>/1038475/
it made me a bit sad at the end seeing his white family

 >>/1038476/
You could have a white family if you wanted.
You may not be the sharpest crayon in the pack, but at least you're not the black one.

Maybe we should try to rehabilitate nuro. Maybe he can become actually based.

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He's already based.

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The museum has a helicopter nuro worked on and a write up about him.

 >>/1038480/
His Gooncopter era was based.

 >>/1038441/
My exact body type.

 >>/1038464/
You are very mysterious NEET. I do not think of you as fat at all.

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Good morning NEETs.

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GMN!

 >>/1038478/
I already talked to him about this, but I knew a guy (partner of a coworker) who had a repair shop and billed ndis to have partipants fix bikes as a social group. Had some sort of thing with the kids schools to have the work sort of go towards their grades. He could do that and save stanners.

 >>/1038483/
There's an awful lot of mystery.

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> and save stanners.
He is thriving.

10 cones and a goon. Think I'm already sobering up. Going to be a long day.

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They could 3d print stanners fingers as bathroom hooks.

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 >>/1038464/
You appear as a tall dark mysterious silhoutte of porcine nature.

The aboriginal tenants in unit 7, the mongrel mob Eric hired to perform a xeathy curse on me, are made because I called them boongs

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kek

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I've noticed all that kapok around, horrible stuff.

 >>/1038490/
I would buy a set

want some kaya

Anyone know how I can get a cash in hand job? Even if it's dishwashing? I asked at curry place and they seem to only hire browns the fucking racists.
Might try a fish and chip shop or chinky resturant to be a dishwasher

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Might get a pet pig. What's a good name?

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porky

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That's a lot of ice cream

 >>/1038498/
It is a physically demanding job. Do you look like you can handle it?

 >>/1038499/
Percy.

 >>/1038499/
webby

Weber lured me into his Habbo hotel room and molested me once

Finished at the museum. Waiting on lonch.

I dug a hole and shit in it and when I went back to the hole the next day someone had dug it up and stolen the poo.

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Poo thieves

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Wot eet

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Looks okay

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Lovely.

 >>/1038507/
So you just went and backed one out and buried it like a dead animal ?

 >>/1038495/
I dont think we have kapoks

 >>/1038497/
I used to have a b9b markey record of kaya I used as a mull plate.

 >>/1038498/
Cleaners. Ask them.

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Jamona

 >>/1038513/
My poos are like loved ones, when I bury one I erect a tombstone as well.

Watching youtube videos of piggies now. God the little fuckers oink.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LbpVMYJZHKw

 >>/1038510/
A good feed.

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Big poo graveyard?

lol whoops

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lol

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Got quite a few photos, so I’ll drop feed em

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Which one did Cruisey pay for you to ride?

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Good old school feed. 👌

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Poo gnomes most likely. They burn them for fuel.

 >>/1038525/
Very nice.
Is that a real NYPD vehicle or did they just paint it like that?

 >>/1038525/
Tiffin would have come up with a better camo pattern for those. You wouldn't even be able to see them when you were sitting in them.

 >>/1038526/
Some Vietnamnese ladyboy sold them her undies and said it was a banner lol.

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A powerful blast!

 >>/1038528/
Must have been scary for the horses to be at the front. Poor fellas.

 >>/1038531/
Dunno. It was one of the one they were taking people on rides on in a walled-off field with some dips and man-made hills.

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Breakfast

I had Nashville McSpicy and the heat is good finally a reasonable level. They wanted me to order the McSpicy as there was a 10 minute wait. When I left the drive thru line was getting pretty long

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German AA gun. Didn’t have it pointing up or the back gate down for some reason.

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You are always better off getting one freshly made even if there is a bit of a wait.

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- -
The Jap binoculars

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Armored paddy wagon.

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For some reason I misremembered them as being vietcong, hence posting it with the rickshaw

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They should let people in to mow down a few targets.

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Looks like a good day out.

 >>/1038542/
Those older engines have great aesthetics.

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Very cool. Those look like they might be the original tools strapped to the front.

 >>/1038553/
Probably reminds VanNEET of those caravan boomers with their generators on all night.

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I reckon those would have been fun to use.

 >>/1038551/
800 million candle power, I want one.

 >>/1038545/
That would keep the boongs inline.

The commune will need an armoured car

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You could have just run down the ones that wouldn't fit in the back.

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Got talking to old mate manning this display. Wants me to attend next month’s meeting after I told him I own a couple of things on his board.

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You should go.

There is some dampness around the tap on my water meter. There is no visibly leaking water.
At what point do you call and report a fault?
Am I paying for whatever is leaking out?

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And the searchlight for the neets that take their bins out at night.

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I hope you said you would go.

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I always felt a revolver had more class for an officer than those glock style pistols.

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Tap is their side. It’s probably leaking out of the spindle. They’ll swap it out free if you phone it in.

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Thank you. I think I will hold off on phoning until it gets worse.

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I did. Other side of town at an RSL on a Friday night.

 >>/1038565/
That one has Ned Kelly type lines.

 >>/1038563/
I'd report it, it's easy to check if you have an electronic meter if not just report it.

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They’re a bit slower to operate but they always go off when you need them to, too.

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Excellent.

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> an electronic meter
I have an old school one.

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Search light for the bushwank neets

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Reloading them seems the trickiest part especially when you're under pressure.

 >>/1038574/
The dude I was talking to, Tony, acts as barkeep apparently.

 >>/1038541/
This would be good for Tiffin to collect his spars.

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You can get speed loaders for the more modern revolvers. They’ll drop six in one go.

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I'm sorry but every boy raised on 80s action movies knows you need a beretta to waste terrorists or gangs of disenfranchised racial minorities.

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Chicken Knight

 >>/1038581/
I like the ones that hold infinite bullets and that you have to rack every scene you pull it out

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That's my fishing reel.

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Family pack of grenades please.

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The more texture the casing of a grenade has the cooler it looks in my opinion. The smooth ones do not have the rizz.

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We will need some of these for the commune.

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Toilet brush inspiration on the far right.

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I think I posted here about a year ago about getting them to replace mine and they sent a girl who couldn't undo it and I had to crack it for her.

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Sadly, I'm predicting some cunt is going to do this place over in the next week or three.

 >>/1038591/
They even have girls as fire fighters now. Just ridiculous.
You better hope you are not an executive who needs to be carried out of a burning building.

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To her credit she didn't give up or ask for help, I asked if she wanted me to do it after watching her struggle for a bit.

Going to take a fat shit and then go to Dan's.

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Good plan.

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> she didn't give up or ask for help,
The fire fighter lady probably won't ask for help either. She'll just leave you there and tell everyone she didn't see anybody.

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> Dan's.
Are you dreaming of Moscato NEET?

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Very cool retro look.

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10k i wanna play 40k too

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> tell everyone she didn't see anybody.
Woe.

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Tendies for me please.

 >>/1038605/
The numbers look impressive on paper, but you just know those boys were getting fed gruel.

 >>/1038606/
We will not tolerate gruel at the NEET commune. There would be a mutiny.