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Apparently they have been sightings up in Mount Crawford, sixth creek in 2015 and 2020. Mount Crawford would be an excellent spot for them not far from Mount Crawford is two large reservoirs in the para wirra area and barossa area. There is also the little Para River and reservoir too.

I actually believe that they can possibly move through residential areas in the Adelaide plain areas too unseen in the very early hours of the morning. Because there are reserves and gullies they could navigate through Cobbler Creek reserve is a possible place that they might visit also.

I live very close to Cobbler creek reserve. It's big and it kind of connects in the direction of areas a Yowie could be living more regularly. My brother had a scary encounter with someone or something in the early hours of the morning near a gully reserve area in a populated area. He said the guy was big, grunting at him, possibly was killing a cat and chased after my brother. My brother and I will never forget this was shaking and was actually sick when he got home.

Was it a yowie I don't know would be remarkable given the populated area. But with the gullies and little reserves all connecting back into less populated areas which would be yowie habitat who knows.












 >>/1037281/
The description of the Yowie on the east coast (large carnivorous things that live around water holes), with how the climate has gotten colder over the past few thousand years, makes me think they're myths based on crocodiles that left the area because of the temperature drop..






























I reckon I could have made Lilly chuckle and/or pray for that day's episode to be finished.
4 big and 2 small please lilly
gimme one of those sweet sweet consonants please lilly
now a dirty dirty vowel











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 >>/1037332/
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> https://ua.news/en/world/melenshon-zaproponuvav-spisati-chastinu-derzhborgu-frantsiyi-fortune
> Radical-left presidential candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon has proposed canceling or freezing approximately €488 billion (about 14% to 18% of France's total borrowings) in French government bonds held by the Bank of France and the European Central Bank (ECB) to ease national debt pressure
The jews aren't gonna like this one




















Craving red meat. Was desperate and stupid enough to buy some dim sims from the chinky. Won't do that again. From now on I will keep my freexer well stocked with emergency mince and gravy feedpacks to fight the cravings.

Hope this russian bubonic plague thing turns into a pandemic and we have another lockdown. Lockdown in 2020 was the best time of my life. Well it wasn't really, it was just like the rest of my adult life, me sitting at home in front of my screen, but it was made better because I knew everyone else was stuck there as well and that made me feel better.






















 >>/1037433/
> go in for weekly update
> coordinator (owner)says just getting ready, didn't expect you to come in
> didn't we plan to have these weekly?
> oh no (implies it's my fault)
> continue attempting to get updates
> you don't answer any of my texts or calls, and i've waited months on the simplest requests
> it devolves into an argument
> ask her why she is defensive and hostile against herder #1 and wont talk to him
> I tell her, why don't you use AI, I offered to help show you how
> she says I know how to use AI
> I say no you don't because it can automate your entire business
> now she admits, oh I don't feel like using AI
> I tell her women can never be accountable or responsible
> I need a man to manage me, I need to be managed
> Why don't you employ herder man #2 to be my coordinator?
> you already employ him and he's qualified to do it
> insert bullshit women brain shit spam here
> ok maybe we can have him do that, after 30 minutes of her spouting shit









 >>/1037436/
I'm too shit to. My nervous system is shit now and I can't make myself eat something.
also
> went to buy a coffee beforehand
> asked for a regular, paid for it
> they gave me a small

 >>/1037441/
kek
 >>/1037442/
All females should be property of their father until wedded to a husband, then back to being property of their father if divorced.
Women cannot think, they can only rationalise. They cannot have introverted-thinking higher than child and cannot be responsible for any sort of management position
This means they get into management positions and LARP as a competent human while taking orders from the retard-kike mothership

This makes me want to explode a fucking building, preferably with lots of kikes inside it





















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 >>/1037367/
eh

(fwiw, I invented "/b/tard", at 4:10pm AEST 14th Jan 2004. 4chan was being DDoS'd by 5chan at the time, so everyone was bunkered on ?idlechan. Someone suggested "/b/astard" as a collective term, but I replies saying "/b/tard" was more edgy. When 4chan came back up, I force-memed it for a few days, and eventually it stuck.)

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 >>/1037466/
kek.
I also made the (You) meme.
I went on /g/ and selected most of the thread and replied to everyone and put (You) on every quote reply several times. Shortly after people copied me and spammed it.
Then people started using (You) as a term and made memes about (You) farming. 
Like this meme I think was made on 8chan.





















When my nigga wizzy pulls out the peace pipe
It brings all the neet out to the yard
Ain't nothing about cruisey is hype 
when we got me the lonely tard
Yeah this is neet life
str8 carefree on government cheese
yeah neet life 
drown 2 litres of 7up ease 
This is neet life












 >>/1037435/
> weekly
They charge over 100 per hour and usually you have enough for an hour or two a month. And thats for everything, not just meetings.
> waited months 
Why didnt you ask him in last weeks meeting, or whenever you agreed to weekly meetings
> herder
Her job is to not care about the worker, just the role that provides support. Anyone can do it. Fuck your herder. Dont go batting for someone you dont know with someone you they already have a relationship with.
> automate your entire business
Show me an automated care provider, or any business other than some stocks buy sell shit
> women
Oh. You went real mong. She would have put it on speaker, then recorded it with gpt on her mobile.
> I need a man to manage me
Heh
> employ herder 
He now has a note saying that they are suspicious that he is coercing participants and not adhering to company privacy and confidentiality guidelines.
> insert bullshit
Has he asked you to do anything that could be seen as inapropriate with you while on shift?
> have him do that
Do what? This was supposed to be a weekly update.
I'd bill you three hours. Note time and follow up with herder.

 >>/1037444/
It continues.
Being mong doesn't justify acting retarded.





 >>/1037500/
The coordinator is a woman who has been fucking me around for 6+ months and i've just been waiting for her to get me a psychotherapist for 6+ months.

I cannot do it myself and every time I talk to the stupid women they just act like they don't know what I asked a month ago and go, oh ok! i'll get right on to that for you! when they already said that every week for 6+ months straight and all she had to do was approve a fucking psychotherapist.

Anyway my herder is now my coordinator and he's based. 
He actually knows how to operate a phone and replies to texts and calls on the same day instead of my fifth message after 2 weeks.

> Why didnt you ask him in last weeks meeting
she's a stupid woman and I did, every fucking week for 6 months.
Do you see a pattern of a woman not being responsible or doing her fucking job?












































Any neets who did not participate in the communal pooing or whom at least attempted may be allocated one poo token to register with the authority valid for the next 24 hours
Thank you for your attention to this matter






There is a car down the street that has been sitting there with its headlights on for a very long time.
I can't see the car, just the light.
I am tempted to poke my head out the front door to try and see what is going on down there but my instincts say it might be something bad so I should stay inside and not get involved.



















































 >>/1037598/
No but i will say i don't live in as warm a climate as you. I've always felt that washing the skin with detergents and applying chemicals that enter the bloodstream is unnatural. When the auld British explorers went to Egypt or Aus did they rub chemicals under their armpits? I wager that they did not.

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For that inflatable kayak I bought a while back. Trying to roll it up and put it in the car is a pain, and the little plastic kayak trolley (picrel) I got is useless for anything more than a couple of meters, as it is designed for traditional hard body kayaks and the wheels are just plastic so not meant for walking a kilometer on bitumen or the like.







































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