/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1031222/
>  with enough pizza for 60,000 people. 
That is the appropriate  serving size.

 >>/1031227/
I wish I had a pizza

 >>/1031227/
Imagine the logistics of it.
Who would even accept delivery of all that pizza at the other town?
Did they just dump it on the side of the road somewhere?

The lady who cut my hair today had awful BO.
Really unprofessional I thought. They need to be mindful of things like that given the nature of the work.

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 >>/1031222/

> "Getting mighty windy out there, " Uncle Clyde says cheerfully when you get off the phone. You stare out of the tent at the huge crowd filling the park. You don't know how you're going to announce to them that there won't be any food at this party!
> "It's goin' to rain before you know it," Uncle Clyde says. "Better get the entertainment on early."
> The entertainment! Right! Good idea.  Now which entertainment did you finally decide on for this party? The Broadway play with the original Broadway cast?...Or the three-ring circus?

> The Broadway play? Turn to PAGE 79.
> The circus? Turn to PAGE 60.
If cruisey were here we'd have to sit through a marathon of woody allan broadway plays. Which entertainment did we book neets?

I think today is going to be my last "style" cut.
From here on out I will just get buzz cuts.
There is too much grey in it now and I think I am norwooding. The bit at the front in the middle stands out too much now. The sides are receeding.
It is all over.

 >>/1031230/
> awful BO
almost had a self esteem issue
KEK

 >>/1031231/
The three ring circus. We need the elephants.

 >>/1031232/
I think there is peptides or whatever and laser shit that can improve hair.
not to mention research treatments and future treatments could make it - we're so back!

 >>/1031231/
Circus for the lions and Elephants.

 >>/1031232/
You need to start shaving all over.

 >>/1031232/
You are going to be the bald virile type neet, like Woody Allen.

ran out of alcohol. it's over

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 >>/1031240/
Wagon time NEET.

 >>/1031242/
no fuck off

 >>/1031221/
Night fella.

 >>/1031230/
> awful BO
Good ones hard to come by.

 >>/1031227/
I wish 14 pizza neet were still here to see this

 >>/1031243/
it will be good for you.

Well ok. Might get on the wagon wheels tomorrow.

We'll have to continue our millionaire adventures tomorrow neets. Interestingly the author, RL Stine, is now worth over $200 million. I wonder if he ever gives people $1 million just to see if they can actually spend it.

 >>/1031244/
we should elect numptie to be BO. then we all get free e bikes

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 >>/1031245/

 >>/1031240/
How many hours before the goon shakes set in?

 >>/1031248/
> RL Stine
I am a bit surprised he is a real person.
There were so many books by him I thought it was just a name used by a team of authors.

 >>/1031252/
Same.

 >>/1031251/
i barely got druk so it's until i buy more goon

 >>/1031252/
he was the grimdark 90s

Might get into the habit of having some sliced meat before bed. Roast beef. Turkey. Portuguese chicken. Ham with cheese.

 >>/1031256/
Devon/Fritz.
Having a sandwich with that and tomato sauce was always a snack.

i wanna eat some cheese and maybe a tomato

Those pitted dates from last night -- I went to do a poop, and it had two pitted-date eyes looking back at me.

 >>/1031245/
He will live in our memories.

 >>/1031247/
Sounds like a plan.

ate some cheese and a tomato. it was nice

The Victorian school holidays start this weekend, and this homelessneet and his neetmobile is in Vic for the next month. ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

 >>/1031263/
rip

gn for real this time

Supposed to be another minus 1 in the morning, might have to sleep in until it warms up a bit.

 >>/1031264/
Someone I met has done a lot of motorcycle camping, and gave me a list of Murray River campsites 'no-one ever goes too'. I have checked out a few already, and they were all occupied.

 >>/1031266/
And only a few nights ago it was 14C around here, so i could sleep in the light synthetic sleeping bag for the first time in months. But it looks like 5C overnight now.

Turns out I drank 3l of wine last night.

 >>/1031268/
The fruity lexia?

 >>/1031269/
Dry lexia,

I come out of the shower full red lobster mode.

Someone could dunk the jug of melted butter over me like it was a baptism.

OG NEETs will remember CleanStove's sunburn incident.

 >>/1031265/
Night fella.

 >>/1031267/
We have 10-15C during night these days. Goes well above 20 during the day.

 >>/1031268/
3dl is the healthy amount from wine. IT gives you all the electrolytes.

 >>/1031271/
Too hot water or too cold?

 >>/1031274/
The heat. I crave it.

Good night NEETs.
I don't think I will be able to sleep through the night. I ate too much salt in my binge and have had to drink too much water.
I will need to get up in a few hours for a toilet break.

Doctor jeet was very angry today. 
Noooo you can't just eat 30 veal steaks with sage butter, charred asparagus and tomato. Not a real diet, not possible. 
Saar you can't be drinking, how much one barrel wine. Saaaarrr not possible cannot be drinking 15L wine. Brandy also, no. Not possible saaarrr.