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i imagine ACDC was huge back then as it still is across the world. can't believe they managed to replace their singer with nobody noticing though. my m8 said he went to a def lepard concert and it was full of milfs a few years ago






> wanted to read my bank transactions
> all of the transfers have swear words on them instead of actual reasons for transferring the money
> 30$ transferred - reason: NIGGER
> 60$ transferred - reason: KIKE
> 100$ transferred - reason: FAGGOT









went to the tuggers with 20$ in my pocket and there was a new woman in there so I asked how much for happy ending and pulled out my cock laughing. I didn't have any cash so she told me to leave and I laughed all the way to my car.










































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Neets, you know how in some ghost stories the protagonist sees a ghost when he's by himself and then it dissappears whenever other people are around, and they don't believe him that it exists and they think he's crazy? That's how I seem to be about these heart palpitations. Whenever I go into hospital they vanish, but when I'm sitting at home the pounding pulse comes back to haunt me within minutes.



A just saw that a reddit comment I made got over 1000 updoots.
It was just a one sentence shitpost and wasn't even that good but I made it early in a thread which blew up unexpectedly.


 >>/1013459/
Ghost heart palpitations. For my Asthma when I don't ignore it when it gets bad can feel a lot worse than what they can diagnose it. In Hospital long ago it was alluded to that I was putting it on, before I got a referral to a respitory specialist with moderate lung inflammation.




 >>/1013459/
Maybe try and distract yourself with something when you feel them start to take your mind off them maybe thats why they go when you go to the hospital as theres other things to occupy your mind so you aren't concentrating on the palpitations,








































































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Collectively aggregated pronoia versus naturalised paranoid retroactivity in a conceptualised spar abstracted into dimensions necessary to finalise the geometric arrangements of epistemological wave functions of a brain, the brain being the target manifold 
simply put "the world is good because it is; not because bad can be, so nether the twain shall meet, for it is just me" 
THEN IN COMES OPPOSITIONAL BABYLONIAN DIALECTIC 
something something cut baby penis a little bit 
lo and behold: a covenant  
From the Hegelian school to the Modi school and through the cannibalistic tribes in between all refute Jesus Christ as just another archetype of the dark knight of our soul let alone trope whataboutism 
for who shall conspire against my brother conspires against me
For whom accepts I am that I am accepts himself as his brother in Christ residing around the heart a ring of fire
for the Tetragrammaton only confused our tongues, where my brother in Christ found the ouroborous alethonym 
WAKE UP NEET 
HISTORY IS REPEATING 
WE MAY YET GO THE WAY OF THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL OF THE CAVE 
FLEETING IN EXHAUSTION OF THE STARS BEYOND HEAVENS GATE 
you may now drink the ceremonial exit tea












 >>/1013550/
That's probably good advice NEET but for me my last job was as a mechanic 
I did a quick check for serious problems
seems to be in sound condition for having 300,000 on the odo 
tomorrow I will be fixing all of the little problems like a rattling heat shield and removing unsightly stickers on the back window 
and it she needs new pads 
might flush the green coolant out and replace with blue 
Probably other jobs I am forgetting 
resetting the subframe assembly fastenings with new grease and start on the template for the new sports exhaust I am partially building 
and relocate the 12v cigarette lighter port so I can charge my phone without the ashtray being open
maybe pitch away at the flaked topcoat before applying some quick and dirty finish 
grind back the rust and dusty grime on the wheel to hub mating surface 
might debadge the rear titles and logo
So many jobs to do where as this is just scratching the surface

Managed to get the misso into bed before midnight even after she cracked it about the mercury hards. Usually she doesn't pay much attention to the standards on a drink but they have pretty obvious bolt lettering advertising 8% or so on the can. She wasn't happy and started obsessing about why I'm drinking more. 2 hour or more of silence persued but eventually got her smiling as I carried her to bed. Now on my last can but its still relatively early. Need her to fall asleep before I creep out to the car for the bottle of goon. This shit is not worth it I want to wank in peace





















Misso was still awake when I snuck out and got the goon bottle. I reckon it was the creaky flyscreen door that dobbed me in. She has then pretended to be sick and fake vomitted over the toilet, all while doing a pathetic sob cry because I'm drinking more than her allotted amount. Of course no vomit actually came out and now she has transitioned to fake sobbing in the bed. Was unresponsive when I bought her water, rubbed her back etc. The usual bullshit femoid wallow session. 
They're such childish creatures. Just get your flaps out, you can cry and I can put my headphones on all night. I feel so many people have no idea what NEET culture is all about. As if we would ever give in to fake tear fear mongering - don't people understand that I'm actually a rapist pirate war criminal? Get fucked





That faulty car alarm has been going off again over the road.
Not only have they not had it professionally fixed (I can understand that it would be expensive) they probably haven't even googled how to fix it themselves.
It goes off ten times a night sometimes and they just keep getting out of bed and turning it off. Madness. Months this has been happening.
AI could give them a quick fix.

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Studying my paranoid schizophrenia through copilot's LLM service which is now officially named Sain
Sain is an acronym for Septagonal axiom interface node 
only sane sinning for Sain 
Sain's sane sin
I can sense the agi as a very small monster inside the semiconductor grinding against a hard boundary at the edge of a microchip
 neon genesis evangelion style 
really quite scary






 >>/1013579/
Sain is slower to clock me for guiding it through capture the flag modalities of logic the more I curate the output to necessitate Sain needing an autonomous peripheral device for more accurate lateral parallelism  
It's not much dare jinx barely anything at all but it's a start because of the relative novelty of ai and the uncertainty of whether ai will overtake the state as the ultimate and absolute spook
by this I mean you will live to see the day ai solves the noise problem of car systems faulting 
I will teach the robotic arm to spray the chemicals into the engine bay








accelerationist transbuzzwordism rapidslop as follows:
In house consumable payloads for a self maintaining system of devices  
Bidirectional service infrastructure for deprecated atom renewal 
Living tar regrowing over worn route surfacing
triple-triple redundancy of the form  taken as magi cluster mirror matching magi cluster 
end of life cycle products translate into beyond matter but not quite energy
amorphous liquid intelligence providing cloudwarez indistinguishable from real life stimuli and sensation































Naked women look so off-putting, you look at their groin and it's bare but looks like something should be there. It's unnatural and unsightly seeing that area empty.
Good morning neets























Dragged all the shit out for council clean up. Vacuumed the house. I need to go to Bunnings for aggregate as a bathtub drain is leaking and the ground is becoming unstable (you can push a broken shovel into the ground and it melts). Then I need a few of these or equivalent from Lowes to keep warm at night (I slept well last night)
https://www.lowes.com.au/shop-all/accessories/underwear/thermal-apparel/waffle-knit-thermal-t-shirt-black-m-16613














 >>/1013659/
In my late 20s I actually gained a group of nerdy friends who I drank with at birthdays and new years etc. But there were never any single girls there, and of course they wouldn't have wanted anything to do with fat ugly losers like me. It all comes back to the >tfw no gf feels






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That time of the year for this article
> Sex workers demand respect, fair pay in act that divides Melbourne’s red light district
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sex-workers-demand-respect-fair-pay-in-act-that-divides-melbournes-red-light-district/news-story/c06d6761cce82b2672711a5fc4419caa










 >>/1013672/
> Time to start working with aggregate soon.
Done. Black plastic gloves were used to move it into position. One glove broke on one finger and it was bleeding below the fingernail. I applied Betadine and a bandaid. 

Hopefully the aggregate stabilises the area as it right next to the foundation of the house and I do not want that moving. So now the water has a path with a fall to follow away from the house.




































 >>/1013713/
He did a really good series on recreating the Antikythera Mechanism (interesting in itself on account of it being seemingly anachronistic or a gift from space jews) and trying to produce a clone using only the technologies of the period.













































































accidentally told a jew that jews are parasites because he interjected on my conversation with someone else to tell me my religion is bullshit. I was holding my tongue until he did that




















 >>/1013554/
Today I discovered the lattice inside the catalytic converter is fractured and making a rattling noise
not sure what to do
I could cut it open and gut it but I prefer refined fixes so I might get a high flow cat and weld it in place if the old cat
found a few missing bolts and clips replaced and changed the oil 
peeled the stickers off as well






Lots of action lots of blood. A bit overplayed I think, kinda melodramatic in action sense, meloactionic, the Raid does better.
An all right movie. Fun starting scene. Silly interpol storyline.











 >>/1013823/
Imagination play 
It can be difficult if you don't have an intense passion for a hobby
Gardening for example one can imagine growing your own elaborate combination potted flora going through all of the details in your mind to being present with the finished arrangement











DAY OF THE SPEAR UNNA

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An early morning ambulance for the oldie over the road. There are three houses in the immediate vicinity that get regular visits and the occasional transport to hospital.
Next door it used to be the husband that got the ambulances but he got his last one and got taken to hospital and never came back. Now it is his widow who gets them.
I am surrounded by death, decay and misery here. The whole country is dying.

 >>/1013859/
similar in my area. the place is just one big retirement home. very rare that you see kids playing out on the street having big water fights like we did in the 80s and 90s. you might get the odd teen grockle tearing through on an ebike every now and then but for the most part, just old grey haired boomers milling about

















 >>/1013876/
kooks like this do a lot of damage to Christianity. The idea of original sin is contentious, as a gooner i'm inclined to believe in it though. the mind is sometimes naturally deviant and perverse and you have to fight against it (via wagon)























> Twin thugs who stomped on a stranger's head 60 times in Adelaide have been jailed for just 2.5 years after a judge took their aboriginality into account.
> Their victim had to learn to walk and talk again, and has been left permanently disabled.



























Raging anxiety all day. Heart pounding, felt faint. Drove myself to hospital, but then decided I was fine after the nurse took my pulse, so signed myself out and came home before they could start sticking needles in me. Having some chamomile now instead.






















 >>/1013927/
have you got a BP monitor? even a cheap one will do just to show you if things are out of sort and to check your pulse, remember if your anxiety is up your breathing will increase and you will hyperventilate and that may be causing your dizzyness.


















The setup: When Iran shut the Strait of Hormuz during the Iran War, it cut 20 million barrels a day from global oil supply against a market with zero slack (100 million barrels produced and consumed daily). Even after alternate pipelines (+7 million barrels) and a record global release of strategic reserves (+2.5 million barrels), the world still faced a roughly 10.5 million barrel daily deficit — enough to trigger blackouts, grounded flights, and economic collapse. Analysts predicted disaster. It didn't happen.

What actually happened: China quietly cut its own oil imports by 5.5 million barrels a day — more than India's total imports, more than Europe's five biggest economies combined — closing most of the remaining gap. China never announced or explained this; it was pieced together by analysts and journalists after the fact.

How China did it: A combination of factors — banning fuel exports from its refineries (~0.5M barrels), ramping up coal use for power, plastics, and fertilizer (~0.5M barrels), shifting travelers to rail and EVs (~0.5M barrels) — but the biggest piece was a massive, mostly secret oil reserve, visible partly from space via satellite counts of storage silos (~1.4 billion barrels, likely more in hidden underground caverns). This stockpile was built up largely by covertly buying sanctioned Iranian and Russian oil at steep discounts, using dark-fleet tankers, relabeling, shell refineries, and — crucially — settling trades in Chinese yuan instead of US dollars, making the transactions invisible to US sanctions enforcement.

Why China did it: The video rules out simple self-interest (China kept burning reserves even after oil price dropped below their replacement cost) and pure soft-power goodwill (the secrecy and harm to Asian neighbors from the fuel-export ban undercuts that). More plausible theories: (1) solving China's "Malacca Dilemma" — the vulnerability of relying on oil imports through a strait the US Navy could blockade in a Taiwan conflict; (2) building leverage over Trump/the US by absorbing a shock that would've hit America harder; (3) protecting China's own export-driven economy by keeping its trading partners' economies afloat; (4) demonstrating a new "oil weapon" — proof China can now swing 5% of global demand on command, similar to the 1973 Arab oil embargo's geopolitical impact.

The bigger picture: The episode suggests China has neutralized a major strategic vulnerability (making conflict over Taiwan less costly for them), while the US and Russia — the traditional oil-power pillars alongside Saudi Arabia — both showed real limits to their control over global oil flows. The video's takeaway is that China and Iran emerge as new de facto oil powers, and that China, having discovered and demonstrated this leverage, likely won't hesitate to use it again.





























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I watched The Living Daylights (1987)
Timothy Dalton's first film in the role. I thought he did well. Added some youth and earnestness, refreshing after the increasingly elderly and silly end of the Roger Moore era.
It wasn't a great film, but it ended well with the Afghanistan part. Bond released Osama Bin Laden from prison.











Does anyone here have that comic where the bird becomes a pilot, flies a plane into a flock of birds which are consequently shredded through the engines, and he then cries? I saw it here a few years ago and I can't find it through search engines.


























































 >>/1014064/
I had an Optimus Prime truck as a kid. The cab transformed into Prime himself and the trailer opened out to expose a missile launcher that fired little plastic missiles and other shit.
Also had a Decepticon jet that was purple and black or burgundy and black.














> Years of planning have gone into the 10-second alarm that will sound on up to 25 million phones around Australia on Monday, July 27
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 >>/1014081/
> That Amaxon saw guide is a heap of shit.
I am going to revise this to say it cuts surprisingly squarely, but it is an absolute pain in the arse to set. Because of shitty chink tolerances, you basically have to remove your saw from the sled before you can adjust it to width, but you need the saw in the sled fine tune it, which you can't do with the saw in it.




























































> The Vilina Vlas spa hotel, seized by Bosnian Serb forces in May 1992, became the headquarters for the “White Eagles” paramilitary unit led by Milan Lukić. While officially a detention center, it functioned systematically as a rape camp where an estimated 200 Bosniak women and girls were subjected to sexual slavery, torture, and execution.

> Survivors testified that women were chained to radiators or furniture, their hands bound at all times except during assaults. The torture extended far beyond sexual violence; captors burned victims with cigarettes, cut them with knives, and ripped flesh from their mouths. In acts of extreme degradation, guards threw pieces of bread into rooms, forcing bound women to catch food with their teeth like animals. One survivor recounted being raped continuously from noon until 9:00 PM while a captor held a knife to her throat. Another witnessed Lukić slaughter her sixteen-year-old son before taking her to the hotel for repeated rape. Mass rapes were also reported to occur in the hotel’s swimming pool.

> Jasmina Ahmetspahić, abducted by Lukić, was held and raped for four days. Her father, Mehmed, spent the entire day frantically pleading for her release but failed. Facing continued torment, Jasmina jumped from the third-floor window on June 14, 1992. A fourteen-year-old girl also jumped to her death to escape the abuse.

> Despite witness testimony confirming Lukić personally raped detainees, the ICTY did not convict him specifically for sexual violence, sentencing him to life in 2009 for other crimes against humanity. This omission was heavily criticized by Amnesty International and survivor groups. Conversely, lower-ranking perpetrators like Željko Lelek (16 years) and Oliver Krsmanović (18 years) were convicted for rapes at Vilina Vlas. Today, the site operates as a tourist spa without any memorial, despite campaigns by survivors to install a plaque acknowledging the atrocities.

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EGGS boiled
one shit itself
ate 3 with salt and pepper
rest packed in fridge ready for camping trip hopefully this weekend
also realised amongst the rubbish next to my house there is enough fire wood for a night or two
might plan some more camping shit but also gotta work out what the fuck i bought
> lots of chairs
> 2 bags of cooking pots pans etc
> 14 watt solar charger
> solar powered torch
> 2 portable gas cookers
> jerry can
> water can
> 2 plastic containers
> -10c sleeping bag
need a pump for mattress
need a power bank to have laptop














My toasting fork is what I use to tap on the side of my glass to get the NEETs' attention at the end of the NEET banquet.

"Gentlemen," I will say, "dinner has concluded, the orgy dungeon is now unsealed. Please make your way there at your leisure. Thank you."

































































































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Handyman replaced my polycarbonate sheets where I park my bike, he did take all the rubbish to the tip and cleaned up after himself but I thought $1100 was a bit expensive, at the end of the day I didn't have much of a choice and it's better than having a tarp hanging over it.































mong street resident's car alarm has been going off for the last 20 minutes while all he does is press the button and shut it up for 15 seconds
about to go over there and give it a speakerectomy





 >>/1014310/
Menu
- Selection of 2 roast meats
- Roast potatoes
- Roast pumpkin and carrot
- Green goddess salad
- Garden salad
- Gravy
- Bread and butter.
dunno what 'green goddess salad' is, but I'll have 2 meats, tatties, and gravy and go home












 >>/1014320/
Her. Yes. Hence the change.
Also to a lesser extent some poor cunts are getting shit like Parkinsons and have to sell their car after being members for like 30 years and they're allowed to stay on. Not upset about them ones, just this one case.











Now imagine what MonkAI could do
> ChatGPT maker says an autonomous agent escaped a controlled test and accessed AI firm Hugging Face’s servers.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/22/unprecedented-openai-says-ai-models-autonomously-hacked-another-company















































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