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> https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/pauline-hanson-takes-over-albanese-as-preferred-prime-minister-for-first-time-20260614-p606os.html
> Pauline Hanson takes over Albanese as preferred Prime Minister for first time
> Exclusive fresh polling reveals One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has surged to become the nation’s preferred Prime Minister for the very first time, shattering decades of major party dominance.
Are you ready for prime minister Pauline neets?



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> One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has again rejected “White Australia” identity politics as individuals and groups try to hijack the party’s surging momentum to push white racial supremacy.
ONP just the same as ALP and LNP.














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An old cowpoke went ridin' out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
A-ploughin' through the ragged skies, and up a cloudy draw































Shiban is it these ones? They are not explained if it is text in a post or whatnot
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 >>/1005968/
Spiders don't attack[1]. If you're staggering around in the dark like a drunk boong, you might walk through the web of a bird eating spider and shit your dacks.
Snakes (most hunt at night), scorpions, and territorial male roos would be the worst of it in most cases.
[1] Funnel Web excluded. They also only live in a small part of NSW.












 >>/1005978/
Snakes are fraidy cats for the most part. They only tend to get uppity when you try and hit them with sticks or throw rocks at them. Like the funnel web, there are a few exceptions (eg inland taipan), but they're limited to small pockets in upper Australia. Generally you're fucked if you get bitten because it's a 3 hour drive to the nearest air strip the Royal Flying Doctor can get to, and probably another 2 hours minimum for them.

 >>/1005981/
> Snakes are fraidy cats for the most part.
The fuck is this some kind of outback wisdom?
> They only tend to get uppity when you try and hit them with sticks or throw rocks at them.
Snakes are reptiles and drawn to heat. You lay down the ground and they cozy up to you. Then you roll on them in your sleep and they bite you.
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 >>/1006045/
i find that it's very rare i can close my eyes and get that last hour, even if i have the time, seeing as you've already fired up your pc and made your first ausneets post of the day, i'd say your up and running for the day now NEET









































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> The adventure begins:
You and your pilot, Jake McKay, are flying over the Canadian Rockies when the engine begins to sputter.  Suddenly you're caught in a blinding snow squall. What seemed like a beautiful spring day has turned into a wintry nightmare.
"We're going down!" Jake cries.

Jake is able to set the plane down on a smooth grassy area just at the timberline. It hits the ground hard, bounces once, and slides into a grove of stunted pine trees. The left wing smashes against a tree, and the plane spins wildly around, then suddenly stops.

Fortunately you are not hurt, just shaken up a bit — but Jake's ankle seems to be sprained. He can't put any weight on it. To make matters worse, the radio stopped working on impact.

The two of you huddle down in your seats.  Jake has wrapped his injured ankle in a red plaid scarf.  afraid we were pretty far off course," he says, his eyes scanning the map. "Our only hope is for you to make it to that ranger station we saw on the way in. I'd say it's about nine miles east of here. It looked abandoned from the air, but if it's like most of the stations in this area, it's stocked with canned food and an emergency radio transmitter."


You look over at Jake. You know he is trying to encourage you. "I'll go," you tell him. You listen carefully as he explains how to send a radio distress signal.
Jake does his best to smile. "That was just a frontal squall that hit us.  Look, the sun's coming out. You'd better get going so you can reach the station before dark." You check your backpack, which holds a light sleeping bag, a poncho, a day's supply of food, matches, and a first-aid kit.
You are wearing a hooded parka, wool socks, gloves, and a good pair of hiking boots —the right clothes for a long hike.
After making sure that Jake is comfortable, you strap on your backpack, say goodbye, and start walking.

You set out at a brisk pace across the high, rugged land. Since it's almost noon, the sun must be in the south. If you keep it on your right, you know you'll be headed east. Nine miles doesn't seem like a long distance. On a gentle, well- groomed trail you could easily cover it in three hours, but in these mountains it could take much longer.
Within an hour it has become cloudy again. A cold north wind has sprung up; the temperature is falling.  You flip up the collar of your parka, trying to keep warm. Now, ahead of you, you see what looks like an animal trail, running north-south.
Alongside it, blocking your way, is a high rock wall, too steep to climb. The shortest route around the wall would be to cross the roaring stream to your right. The stream is about ten feet wide with water boiling up in a white torrent. You can't judge its depth. Probably you can get across it by jumping from rock to rock, but one slip could put you in a lot of trouble.  The safest thing to do would be to follow the animal trail through the pine forest to your left, but that would take you in a northerly direction, possibly far out of your way.

If you decide to follow the trail to your left, turn to page 8.
If you try to cross the stream, turn to page 7.
> Do we keep following the trail, or try and cross the stream neets?





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You walk along the raging stream, looking for a place to cross. In a little while you come to a section that is strewn with boulders. You tighten your backpack and leap from rock to rock. You're almost across when your right foot comes down on a loose rock, throwing you off balance and into the icy water. Spray flies in your face as you frantically clutch at a jammed log and then half swim, half wade to the opposite bank.
You're soaked to the skin and shivering so hard that you can barely breathe. You try to warm up by walking, heading southeast along the base of the rock wall.  If you can find a place to scale it, you can head straight east again toward the ranger station. But your plunge in the stream has left you badly chilled. You're not sure that you can go on.
There is some brush wood and dry pine branches nearby. It might be a good idea to start a fire and dry off completely. You thought you had plenty of matches, but one pack is soaked, and the pack that stayed dry has only one match left.
Should you use your last match? Maybe it's more important to keep moving. If you take time to build a fire and warm up, you may not reach the ranger station before dark.
If you stop to build a fire, turn to page 11.
If you continue on, turn to page 14.
> Do we build a fire or press on while cold neets?





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You continue on, skirting the southeast edge of the rock wall, looking for a way up. But the cold wind penetrates your wet clothes. Your teeth chatter as you stumble on, hunched over against the cold. Your vision begins to blur, and you're getting short of breath. Your legs feel like rubber.  You stumble over a rock and fall. You try to get up but lurch crazily from side to side, then sink back to the ground. You lie there in a heap, shaking too weak to look for shelter. Dimly you realize what has happened. Your body temperature has fallen dangerously low. There's no doubt about it you have the symptoms of advanced hypothermia: your body is losing heat faster than it can generate it. If only you had started a fire and warmed yourself. Now it is too late.
The End
> We fucking died neets! I really can't take you lot anywhere





































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Continuing to read Van Lustbader's novel The Ninja. There's a scene where the invincible happa main character quietly finds out his father is jewish so he kind of is too. This almost certainly means the author is also a kike since the character is based on him.





























https://www.news.com.au/finance/culture/power-and-influence/pakipaliwanag-po-pauline-hansons-please-explain-cartoon-factory-in-the-philippines/news-story/a5be42c2380efa15a8bdfad0d9a1120c


































Nothing good has ever come of me opening the front door when someone has knocked.
That's it, I'm never opening it to an unexpected knock again. I'm not even going to look to see who is there.



















How bad things really are
> Jeremy Clarkson says treatment has gone 'awry' after 'aggressive' prostate cancer diagnosis
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-17/jeremy-clarkson-reveals-aggressive-cancer-diagnosis/106808688




































































Something I often think of is how back in the 1970s it was actually a thing for young adults to go 'surfing'/'backpacking', aka living out of a car, just tootling around until they found a place to set down roots. These days 'living out of a car' is pushed as the DESTITUTE HOMELESS IN EXTREME DISTRESS narrative thing only.





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i'm wagoning until friday, i might adjust my binge schedule to no longer include 2 consecutive days of liquor. i will have a day inbetwixt of wagon to mitigate the effects of the monday hangover. the hangover after 2 and 3 day binges is just too awful for me nowadays



> Karl Bushby (born 30 March 1969) is an English ex-paratrooper, walking adventurer, and author, currently attempting to be the first person in history to completely walk an unbroken path around the world. 
Might become a walking adventurer. Or maybe a waddling adventurer.





















> A liminal state (or liminal space) is a transitional period of ambiguity and uncertainty.
> Derived from the Latin word limen (meaning "threshold"), it represents the uncomfortable but transformative space between "what was" and "what's next"—where the old identity no longer fits, but the new one hasn't taken form.













https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/government-encourages-official-investigation-after-illegal-supermarket-find/news-story/8f9b8ff2900eb8f33992aaeb0bc77ea1
Cruisey I want the eggs
































 >>/1006377/
Thank you. I used the Proraso red line of products on this occasion. Bond would have used Truefitt & Hill or Trumper shave soap and a Floris fragrance. One or two of the Roger Moore fillums had him using bloody Schick can foam.






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I dunno if it was.
Here people didn't have the car for that typically. Although the car-boom started back then. Some more adventurous had motorbikes and they could travel around the country a bit - when they were on holiday. Joblessness was criminalized.














 >>/1006397/
> rounded to 570
we have very strict glassware standards in pubs and restaurants here
if the overall glass volume isn't right or the line isn't in the right place, the business is fined
same goes for scales in places that sell by mass



 >>/1006384/
It would've been a Privileged Kid thing certainly. The same kind that make up the European Backpackers we see today, who've got the dosh to fly around the world, hire a car for 3 months, then run around the Gold Coast and drop da pingas. Instead for young Australians today, you get the rich pricks like one of my nephews fly out to Bali and stay at $500/day bungalows.

(*that nephew got scammed hard, lol. He got there and it was a moldy run-down hovel.)





































Found a 22 core cpu I can put in my server for 100$ later. Have to see how much I actually use though. DDR4 ram seems expensive. Ideally want to get 8x? to fill every slot properly.
Gonna install ZimaOS on it since it has apps to manage it on everything.


















I think loud car alarms should be banned.
You can't take someone's car without the keys anyway, and if you have the keys you can just switch off the alarm.
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he should have used a kia cerato gt not a truck




















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On the ai roleplaying again. Call of Cthulhu this morning. Ai is good at spouting cliched prose but bad at game mechanics and logic, so I think horror, where atmosphere matters more than rules, will suit it









> "Glizzy" is a popular Gen Z and hip-hop slang term for a hot dog. It originated in the Washington, D.C. and Maryland areas as slang for a Glock handgun, with the term transferring to hot dogs because the extended magazine of a pistol resembles the shape and length of a snosage.

> Glizzy Guzzler/Gobbler: Someone who eats an excessive amount of hot dogs, often used to describe someone eating them very quickly or enthusiastically.

























































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I still sometimes lol at the times in the mid-2000s when I was going to the gym and just wearing black tshirts and jeans and boots because I was a lazy unix neckbeard and people at pubs and concerts thinking I was security if I was near the door. Sometimes I would let drunk mongs in and tell foids they couldn't enter.




























































































 >>/1006696/
Shop around NEET using: 
https://www.energymadeeasy.gov.au/

I use a lot of power and go for a slightly higher Daily Supply charge compared to other companies, but I have a lower Single Time of Use rate. The rate is more than than that Off-peak and Shoulder, but that Peak charge can get you. If you are using a lot of power at those times, it can cost a lot (i.e., hot arse afternoon with air-con cooling). It is a good time to find a plan, I found some companies are offering cheaper deals at the moment compared to the prices offered in summer. I got a cheaper Single Time of Use plan with a cheaper Daily Supply charge, I requested a change and referenced the code on Energy Made Easy website.

Just make sure the meter matches your meter for the plan, as some plans are basic meters and others are for smart meters. Also make sure they are still offering it as some will update their website but not the Energy Made Easy website or make it very difficult to confirm that niche plan exists. As they would rather push you to their advertised plans that are often more expensive, but the Energy Made Easy website can make them seem cheaper if and only if you request those specific plans that apply to your conditions (i.e., meter, solar/battery bullshit can apply but not for me and credit checks)






 >>/1006702/
Does he make no money from YouTube for the $100 for the boarder crossing or is he one of the travel beggars?

I don't mind these travel videos, watching parts and flicking through parts. I recall early videos of him Nepal, I think he was famous for a while there but underplayed it in the video.

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first i've seen of him, i just thought the idea of biking home from thailand was cool. he is almost definitely a travel-beggar. the vlogging style in general irks me. long way round were the first to do it, before youtube and i recall watching it in the early 00s and wondering about all the crazy adventures i'd get in to as a grown up (turns out zero)















Gooned Afternoon NEETS

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Noice one thing I can honestly thank ausneets for is possum and his garlic bred diet. I always have a stick in the freexer and it’s got me out trouble so many times. Nothing better than putting a stick blind drunk in the oven and passing out and finding  it with a fully acidic stomach at 3am


Nuro Is doing Brisbane again, let’s see if the anti IGAY dixkhead. Security protocol let me post a comfy picture of the city…. 

And nope this is getting real fucking tiring… oh and now another captcha fucks sake…


















































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> latina fresh ravioli 
That's the one I used to have. I would boil it, drain it, then put the empty pan back on the stove and add some olive oil and fry off a little bit of tomato paste. then I would add the drained ravioli and some grated parmesan, then stir and eat.

A good NEET meal. Economical enough if you buy the ravioli on special.

That was my ravioli era. I haven't had any in years.


























































i need to work out what the time difference is for aus, i think it's 12 hours ahead and tomorrow but not sure. i guess queenslanders and new south walesmen wake up first. bit depressing to think it's sunday over there and i'm still on the saturday sesh





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it is still saturday, so drinking some goon and watching youtube. boring answer but tomorrow i hope to make a chocolate torte if i am not too bedridden. i've made one before, just eggs, butter, chocolate chips all whisked up and baked together. no flour otherwise it's a cake as opposed to a torte























 >>/1006878/
> I don't think australians really understand cold,
We have pretty shit residential standards for housing. People from overseas in countries that often have snow at their residents often complain how cold they feel in Australia. But you are correct, we don't understand the cold with our shit housing standards and freexe
















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