/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I'm convinced that one of the characters in game of thrones is a skin changer who has been jumping from body to body for 8000 years.

 >>/1001004/
Which character and why aren’t they the boss of teh iron chairmabob with all that experience?

 >>/1001005/
I don't know which character, that's what I'm trying to suss out.

W-why don’t you [heck|nick] off, you big [bum bum|doodle|stupid] h-head!

 >>/1001006/
You should email GRRM and ask. Maybe include a snosage roll recipe.

Best / cheapest route for getting an assburgers diagnosis as an adult? It seems they only subsidise it for children.

 >>/1001009/
Your gp prolly has to refer you to a specialist. Unfortunately the tism became popular with normies just like ADHD, so getting a gp to take you seriously might be a challenge

 >>/1001007/
Hey steady on there neet.

 >>/1001001/
Night.

 >>/1001011/
Two ninjutsu lessons and he thinks he can just run his mouth.

 >>/1001007/
Langauge young man !!

 >>/1001010/
I see. I will have to hope that the person I interact with has a sympathetic view on the situation then.

 >>/1001009/
Probably go to gp and get mental health care plan to get 6 psychologist sessions for free and use them to get diagnosis. They might do it for free in those

 >>/1001013/
He was trained by grandmaster nuro, 33rd Togakure-ryū ninjutsu soke. One lesson from nuro is enough to make a man into an unstoppable killing machine. Two is beyond imagination. You better watch yourself.

I heard a rumor about a local legend who fended off 4 crack heads trying to steal an eeb with a burrito in one hand once, turns out it was nuro

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One man's ninjutsu is another man's fat karate.

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We are a very unserious country

 >>/1001020/
Firebomb the buildings, gather all of the smokers in the country, they will all perish in a state of nicotine tinged bliss. Cigarettes gone, smokers gone, problem solved.

I can feel the jews plotting against me

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 >>/1001023/

Desire to find a christian woman and homestead with her and grow a permaculture garden is increasing quickly

 >>/1001026/
That is a healthy desire NEET. You may have to leave the house to make it happen.

 >>/1001027/
My current idea is to move house entirely and then start socially networking and probably actuslly working and maybe to to university (ew). Might do work on organic farms because they teach you how to farm well for a little work.
Also have a lot of work to do on my character and things to study

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 >>/1001019/

I describe my body type as "sloppily obese".

In the sloppily obese type, the fat rolls spill out in all directions in extremely unattractive ways.
It is not possible to dress well. It is a more dysgenic type of obesity. There is no dignity.

awake, depressed

 >>/1001032/
Policeman notices a trader selling apple seeds on the market.
- Why do you sell seeds?
- It's great for the brain, good for logic.
- Whoa, this is awesome give me a bag of it.
The policeman goes home and takes some of it. Then the realization strikes him and goes back to the trader.
- From this money I could have bought apples with way more seeds in them!
- See how quick it took effect?

 >>/1001020/
They should store them with Nuro. He has the capability to analyse and testify to their quality.

 >>/1001033/
I get the feeling that joke was originally about a commissar

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/1001032/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/1001033/
kek

 >>/1001038/
GMN.

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We will need a review of this new range please Weber.

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I finished reading The Mote in God's Eye.
I did not like it very much. It wasn't as good as Ringworld.
The characters were wooden and didn't feel real. The story was pretty mid.
I don't think I will read any more Niven now. I feel let down, and this was meant to be one of his best ones.

snarled at the woman on the checkout at woolworths

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 >>/1001043/
Did she provoke you NEET?

 >>/1001035/
They were seized because the tax wasn't paid on them. Surely the pigs/government could sell them at slightly less than the legal wholesale price to supermarkets for resale. But that would be too much like thinking and doesn't gel with the lies about cigarettes being bad for you.

 >>/1001044/
She said "oh that's a cheap shop!" and I snarled "I'm fucking unemployed"

 >>/1001046/
You were in the wrong NEET. She meant well.

 >>/1001046/
What did you buy?

 >>/1001048/
1.25L homebrand rapsberry soft drink $1.15
1.25L homebrand cola $1.15
Strabwerry Nesquik $4.00
homebrand crumbed nuggets $4.40
homebrand hotdog rolls $2.75
total: $13.45
i have 33 cents left until the 26th

 >>/1001049/
It was an economical shop.

 >>/1001045/
Nuro will burn through them in weeks.

 >>/1001044/
A good 
> tfw
Pepe

 >>/1001049/
Good shop.

> i have 33 cents left until the 26th
Splurge and spend it in a single transaction.

would love to go to the bakery, get a breakfast roll with snosage and eggs or something, maybe a chicken schnitzel roll even