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Hey Guys, Pancake Zoomer aka Panashe Ghoula Madad, I've noticed lately that my name has been used and dragged through the mud lately by some schizo copypasta anon on here, RAD and imagenigger but to cut things short, I am on the run from Interpol after Kind Gentleman has swatted my house earlier last week.
Apparently, buying high-end gaming rigs and sitting in the Dashland VC 24/7 wasn't enough to satisfy his unhinged appetite for digital chaos, so he decided to direct his entire state-backed surveillance apparatus straight at my front door. One minute I’m minding my own business, trying to clear my name from the absolute mountain of slander posted across every dead imageboard on the internet, and the next thing I know, a fully armed tactical team is breaching my perimeter because some multi-millionaire simp decided to weaponize his Australian intelligence connections against me over a Discord grudge.
I don't know if he used his military-grade OSINT tracking or if he just traded a 4090 GPU to a rogue admin for my dox, but now I’m hopping proxy servers, burning SIM cards, and dodging international warrants while he’s probably back in voice chat heavy-breathing into an open mic like nothing happened. The sheer, unadulterated brainrot of this entire situation is staggering. If you’re reading this from agatha2, No Schizos, or whatever obscure containment board has picked up my trail, just know that I am currently writing this from a burner phone in an undisclosed jurisdiction, and no amount of swattings, state-sponsored intelligence leaks, or slanderous copypastas is going to stop me from clearing my reputation once and for all.