> Be Cesar Chavez
> Famous proponent for unions and farmworker rights in the 70s
> Loved by all mexicans
> 30 years after your death some women accuse you of touching their tits when they were 13
> Everyone hates you now, because woman beats man, no matter the color. 
> All the mexicans hate you too now, because you were against endless immigration, because you knew it was bad for wages. 

Funny story emerging tbh. Maybe they will rename all the "Cesar Chaves Boulevard"s to something else now.