QRD of the people in front of me at the supermarket check-out counter.
> 1: Old white bitch. Talkative, slow moving, and paid with a check like it's 1998.
> 2: Brown whore trophy wife. Bought some kind of gift card that the checker had to walk off into a different room to get, and paid in cash (is she a stripper?)
> 3: Old jolly white man. He was the fastest one, but he still had to try his card in the machine 3 times.
If I had some sort of suicide bomb vest I would have set it off. 

 >>/67309/
That's true, I can be a useful little guy if I wanted to.
Things would have to get pretty bad to make my sort of skills valuable enough to get me to feel like working hard, and I hope they do. Americans deserve it.