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Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV - The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
https://x.com/CountDankulaTV/status/2034623015346987494

Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan - 54-37: Senate advances Oklahoma GOP Senator Markwayne Mullin’s nomination to serve as President Trump’s second Homeland Security Secretary in his second term. Democrats Fetterman (PA) and Heinrich (NM) voted Yes with all Republicans.
https://x.com/CraigCaplan/status/2035779146043818144

Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan - Senate passed two bipartisan bills during today's Sunday session both by unanimous consent to combat illegal, unreported, and unregulated fishing at its sources globally (FISH Act by Sullivan) and require the Commerce Secretary to establish the Sea Turtle Rescue Assistance Grant Program (Markey).  
https://x.com/CraigCaplan/status/2035783136966021627

Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan - President Trump signed a Senate bill into law Friday to waive the 60-day notice requirement for the posthumous honorary promotion of the late U.S. Army Captain Cody Khork to the rank of major. The fallen U.S. Army Reservist from Lakeland, Florida was one of six service members killed when an Iranian drone reportedly hit a U.S. Army building in Kuwait during the ongoing U.S.-Israel war against Iran. Senate & then the House passed the bill both by voice vote last week.  
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Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan
House unanimously passed Senate legislation to waive the 60-day notice requirement for the posthumous honorary promotion of the late U.S. Army Captain Cody Khork to the rank of major. The fallen U.S. Army Reservist from Lakeland, Florida was one of six service members killed when an Iranian drone reportedly hit a U.S. Army building in Kuwait during the ongoing U.S.-Israel war against Iran. Bill passed the House by unanimous consent & now heads to the White House. RIP.  
https://x.com/CraigCaplan/status/2035903273580851323
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