The devil went down to Delhi, looking for a soul to steal
He met a jeet named kash patel and said “let’s make a deal”
Kash said “I want a yenta, saar, with nice bobs and vagene”
The devil pulled one from the depths of hell, a big nosed kosher queen.
“Now it’s time to pay your share, I’ll have your shit stained soul”
But Kash just stood there smiling, a 4’8” turd inside the bowl.
“I shit in streets, I gang rape dogs, izzat my only dream.
I’m Indian. I have no soul. Saar, there’s nothing to redeem.”