>  be Cid/Shawn
>  live in Maryland
>  have a job that gives you a shitton of money
>  "what should i do with all this le money? I'm a pedrophile loser with no purpose nor aspirations in life whatsoever"
>  find 17 yo mentally ill girl ewhore on /soc/
>  she talks to me but doesn't care much
>  tell her i will pay her a vacation trip to cali with her friends
>  "i love you Shawn!!"
>  spend thousands of dollars buying her drugs, clothes, and sex toys
>  i don't get to see a single nip pic
>  she keeps posting on /soc in the agegap thread
>  she keeps talking about how much she loves her abusive ex
>  she masturbates with other people on vc
>  she sends nudes to her com groomers and "friends"
>  she creates a discord server
>  posts pics for other men to masturbate to 
>  invites her com friends who saw her naked when she was 15
>  one of her groomer friends boast about how once he met and gropped her ass and tits 
>  flirts and does vc with other guys
>  "what is this? she hates and humiliates me!"
>  her new bf tells me it's okay and it's all a joke
>  "oh okay. sorry for being overprotective guys"
>  get infinitely le cucked and humiliated in the server
>  “what is this? everyone hates an humiliates me!”
>  her new bf tells me it’s okay and it’s all a joke
>  her friends tell me she’s just like that and she flirts with everyone but she only loves me
>  "wow she loves me so much. I love you too Lolas"
>  "i love you too Shawn. You're my favorite paypig delusional piece of shit disgusting motherfucker caveman looking ass. I won't let you see my tits because I plan to eventually block you when you're of no use to me so I wouldn't want you posting those pics in one of your rage fits when you finally realize I have been using and toying with you all these months"
>  "wait what...?"
>  "Oh! Sorry. I meant... I love you too Shawn!"
>  "Oh haha You got me scared for a second there! I love you too Lolas"
>  mfw I am so lucky to have met this girl bros. i might not know her real name, or her address, and i haven't seen a single nude, and i know tens of other dudes have seen all that for free while i have spent thousants of dollars in her without any reward, but i don't care. i am le captian save-a-whore and i won't let her be eaten by the wolves. i will be your paypig for ever and ever lolas