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> I've always been honest with you.
 >>/178331/
> I've lied a couple specific times.

Well, well, well... you even lie about lying. 

I'm amazed the women aren't spreading their legs like butter for you. So many redeeming qualities that make up for the fact that you are a habitual iiar and are out-earned by over 90% of the niggers. Puzzling indeed!