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He's telling the truth. I was also in a relationship with Cewl, she was secretly cunning and malicious to #metoo.

I flew to Turkey from New Zealand for a couple of beers as one does. She seemed really nice but wouldn't let me touch her for some reason which was kinda hot.

Once we had a few beers (fosters - good call) and were tipsy she made me film her shitting into a bucket in her garden, with the neighbors watching.

She said she only shits once a week which I found kinda weird. But yeah that girl definitely has bowel issues and was like not upfront about that at all.

Despite this I still trust her and would do it all again in a heartbeat. 

Love from New Zealand *Haka*