>>/136291/
I hate Doom. I heard he rapes puppies and kills children... Wait no, he rapes children and kills puppies.
Or was it the first thing?
 >>/136296/
*yawn*
I'm going to go grab a few more beers and ponder a response that is worthy of being called a Doom post. Doom as in me, not Doom as in posting about how miserable and sad your life is like anyone actually cares. (elaborating because I know you're too autistic and stupid to comprehend the esoteric genius that flows through my finger tips directly into your brain.) 

You behave yourself well I'm gone kiddo.